Best Man Down Page #4
Too bad your brother had to fly straight
back to Wilmington from Phoenix.
Helen, you should see
the house he bought.
Oh, John's work
is just going so well.
His company is exploiting Chinese
children into making automotive paint.
Here we go
with all the green talk again.
We are proud of you too,
being a teacher.
Why would... That's not what I'm...
[ CHUCKLES ]
please pass the Mrs. Dash?
She might be hiding
with Mr. Dash.
Oh, we don't know if there
is a Mr. Dash, Dad.
Maybe things didn't go well after
their wedding or something.
Well, maybe Mr. Dash
had some things on his mind,
and things he had
to take care of.
I just wonder if Mr. and Mrs.
Dash didn't go on a honeymoon...
and then after that
stop communicating.
Maybe Mrs. Dash should stop
feeling sorry for herself.
I think that Mrs. Dash is trying really
hard and maybe feels underappreciated.
Maybe Mrs. Dash should remember she's
not the only spice in the spice rack.
I'm not saying that Mrs.
Dash is the only spice.
Mrs. Dash has gotten very arrogant lately.
Little one-sided.
Arrogant?
Mm-hmm.
There's paprika, there's thyme,
there's rosem... a lot of other spices.
I think maybe it's time
to clear the table.
- I'll help you.
- No, no, Helen. Now, you sit.
I only get to wash the
Christmas dishes once a year.
Okay, this is it.
We couldn't believe all those
strange-looking plants in Phoenix.
What were they called again?
Cactus, Helen.
They were cactus.
They weren't cactus.
I know what cactus look like.
They're succulents.
Too bad about your...
your friend, Scott.
[ UNCLE ] Yeah. I'm sorry.
That's too bad.
It was an unfortunate lesson
for all of us.
he was a lot of fun.
He was a lot of fun, Roger.
He wasn't a boy though.
He was a man.
Of course he was a man.
No, no, no.
He was a real man.
Just because he drank
a little too much...
and quit law school
and he got fired from his job,
it doesn't make him
less of a man.
'Cause he was a man, Kris.
Okay. We understand
and we know you're upset...
You asked me to pee
sitting down!
a nice compromise.
You wanted me to carry a purse,
for Christ's sake.
- It was a man bag!
And I was only pointing out that
some men have found it efficient.
They are in Europe,
mostly... We don't live in Europe.
This is what I'm talking about.
Lumpy kept it real.
He was a man.
I'm going to help Mom
in the kitchen.
Good idea.
Come on, Terry. This isn't even
gonna get me through New Years.
Man, Terry! Hey.
[ GROANS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
What?
Nothing.
[ C*CKS GUN ]
Your aunt
had to bring up Lumpy.
Mom, someone died.
People are gonna talk about it.
But that's all they talk about.
Oh, your best man got drunk
and died at the wedding.
Do you know that he hit
on your cousin Lindsay?
She's 14.
They were just dancing.
I think it's inappropriate.
I don't like it.
Well, don't tell me
that you don't wish...
that didn't happen
on your wedding night.
Actually,
I just wish
that it didn't happen.
Oh. Hey. I'm sorry.
You're not a smoker.
Should we leave tomorrow
morning after traffic?
Leave for where?
Lutsen.
What are you talking about?
'Cause we have to find Ramsey Anderson
and tell her that her boyfriend died.
Kris, that's like five hours away.
It's near Canada.
Why don't we just
call Ramsey Anderson?
I tried.
The phone's been disconnected or something.
I googled. I Facebooked. There's nothing.
What about a home number?
Do you know how many Andersons
there are in Northern Minnesota?
So we're gonna
drive to Lutsen...
and just ask around
for Ramsey Anderson?
Yeah.
Why would we do that?
Because Lumpy
was your best friend.
[ WOMAN ] # You are my
lover and I do like you #
# What's the matter?
Tell me what to do #
# [ CONTINUES ]
Kris, can you take
your legs down, please?
'Cause we get in an accident,
you're gonna get paralyzed.
But we've passed, like, two cars
in the last 20 minutes.
Can you just work
with me, please?
Come on.
We're newlyweds.
Thank you.
I need to pee again.
Really?
Yeah.
# [ SPEAKERS:
ROCK, FAINT ][ KNOCKING ]
There's someone at the door.
Mom!
Hey.
Hi.
Hi. Uh, I'm sorry
to bother you.
Are your parents at home?
Yeah.
Great.
Can I talk to them?
Why?
[ CHUCKLES ] Okay.
Uh, yeah, because I normally cut
through your neighbor's property...
to get down to the lake,
but they have it plowed so...
Yeah, I think they took their
Winnebago to Florida for the winter.
Do you think it would be okay if I just
cut through your property really quick?
Yeah. Sure.
Really?
Rock it out.
All right. Rock it out.
# [ CONTINUES ]
You like these guys, huh?
You know these guys?
Yeah, I do.
A lot of people do.
Not in this town.
Oh, no, maybe not.
Yeah. Probably right.
Okay, I'll get out of your hair.
Thank you.
Careful on the ice.
Global warming.
Thanks.
[ CHUCKLES ]
# [ VOLUME INCREASES ]
# [ MAN VOCALIZING ]
[ MOTHER ]
Who was that at the door?
Who was that?
Some guy.
What guy? I don't know.
He's gone.
[ SIGHS ]
Have you seen my cigarettes?
Finished the pack at school.
Don't be a smart-ass.
So, uh, how was school anyway?
I asked you a question.
# [ STOPS ] What are you doing?
- How do you think it was? It sucks.
Why?
Why do you think?
I don't know, Ramsey.
That's why I'm asking.
I hate it here.
You never gave it a chance.
No one makes new friends
in high school.
Oh, you're so smart though.
Yeah, and everyone's
just dying to be friends...
with that freak girl who does math
two years ahead of everybody else.
Well, if you try,
it'll get better.
You sure about that, Mom?
Is it gonna get better
like Milwaukee,
where I got beat up every week?
Or is it gonna get better like Rockford,
where you got beat up every week?
Stop it.
I did the best that I could.
Or is it like Brooklyn Park,
where I had to watch my dad O.D.
- Stop it!
- So tell me, Mom, when does it get better?
Because I wouldn't want
to miss it.
Ramsey.
Where are you going?
Anywhere but here.
Hey.
Hey.
Sorry. I didn't mean
to scare you.
You didn't.
Good.
How's it going?
Good.
Just, uh, you know,
gettin' started.
I just wanted to make
sure you found it.
The lake?
Yeah.
Yeah. Found it.
Right there.
[ CHUCKLES ]
Cool.
See ya.
See ya.
Oh.
[ WATER SLOSHING ]
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Oh... Oh!
[ LAUGHS ]
Oh!
Oh, look at you!
Ohh! Oh!
[ LAUGHING ]
Oh.
Oh, sh*t.
Oh, sh*t.
[ COUGHING, SCREAMING ]
Oh, God!
[ GRUNTING ]
Help! Help!
[ SCREAMING ]
[ SCREAMING RESUMES ]
[ GASPING ]
Hold on!
[ GASPS ]
[ PANTING, SHIVERING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
Come on!
You're almost there!
[ GASPING, PANTING ]
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