Best Man Down Page #3
Okay, Elvis, when did chronic
anxiety take over your life?
Am I missing something?
Why are...
You're like announcing this to
the entire plane. Oh, relax.
He's the one guy that's eavesdropping.
We don't even know him.
Who cares?
Hi.
I'm Neil.
Your mom's cousin's son?
We met at the reception.
Right.
Hi, Neil.
I'm really sorry about your friend.
Thank you, Neil.
I don't have anxiety issues.
Oh, I wasn't even paying attention.
He wasn't listening.
I have a slight fear of flying.
Xanax helps take the
edge off during takeoff.
But... don't need 'em.
Not like I'm addicted.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ WHISPERS ]
Kris, he doesn't care.
How are you at flying?
Do you want one?
They're the white ones.
They're not the orange ones.
No. Thank you though.
I appreciate that.
Um, gosh, you know,
that is a "D" on my ticket,
which means
I have the wrong seat.
Rick going to be
at the funeral?
Oh, well, yeah, probably.
We've both known Lumpy since junior high,
so guessing.
Such a real estate crook.
Yeah, and his dad's my boss,
so please remember that, Kris.
I thought you didn't have to pay a
referral fee if it was within the office.
You do sometimes.
It depends.
[ WOMAN ] He fails.
Ethan risks everything to be
with the woman that he loves,
but he fails.
Why?
Why would Wharton
Anna? What do you think?
I didn't read it.
Did anybody read it?
No. See, that's the thing
about literature...
You have to read it.
Okay. For tomorrow...
I want everyone
Lunch?
Sure.
I was talking to her.
that I can't think of a time...
when Lumpy wasn't either drunk
or naked or both.
Yeah, everyone lets loose
on vacation.
Clearly you've forgotten about the
hairy bead rack incident on Bourbon St.
[ CHUCKLING ] Oh, yeah.
I mean, New Orleans was struggling
through a post-Katrina holocaust,
and Lumpy thinks he can brighten
everyone's day by hanging beads from...
What did he call it?
His hairy button.
Hairy button.
That was hilarious.
Oh, Scott. Okay, listen.
You know what?
I agree with you. In the last year the
drinking got a little out of control.
But I don't know
what you want me to say, Kris.
I mean, he was my best friend.
But... he wasn't
your best friend.
He was your oldest friend.
There's a difference.
I don't care what you call him.
I knew Lumpy
better than anyone.
I'm very sorry for your loss,
but Lawrence is no longer
a law student here.
What? N-No.
That must be a mistake.
Well,
he hasn't been enrolled for almost a year.
A year?
Did he transfer
to another school?
I don't have any record
of a transcript request.
He flunked out of law school?
Actually, his grades
were quite strong.
He left for personal reasons.
What does that mean?
I-I'm sorry.
I don't have any further information.
But I'd be happy to put his funeral
announcement on our Web site.
Uh, thank you... Actually, could you
search for one more student for us?
It's a friend of Lumpy's.
Lumpy?
Lawrence. Sorry.
Of course.
Uh, what's the name?
Uh, Ra...
Ramsey Anderson.
[ TYPING ] I'll check.
Sorry. Lots of Andersons.
No Ramsey.
# You are my lover
and I do like you #
Yeah. This is it.
# What's the matter?
Tell me what to do # [ BELL JINGLES ]
# [ CONTINUES ]
- Hi.
- Hi.
Two?
No, we're actually not here to eat.
Um, we're friends of Lumpy's.
[ LAUGHS ]
Last time I saw Lumps
we were totally wasted,
and we ended up...
N-Never mind.
How old are you?
[ STAMMERS ]
I'm afraid we have
some really bad news.
Uh, L-Lumpy passed away...
over the weekend.
What?
It was an accident.
It was a very unfortunate accident.
We just wanted
to tell his manager...
and let everyone know
about the funeral.
Oh, my God. He O.D.'d.
No. No, no, no.
Why would you think he O.D.'d?
He died on a cactus.
Can you tell your manager...
that we're here
to talk to him or her?
Uh, sure. Lumpy hasn't worked here
He hasn't?
No, he was...
he was fired.
What?
How could he fire Lumpy?
Is he in there? You can't go in there!
Scott, don't do that.
I swear to God.
Bruce doesn't like
to be interrupted.
# [ ROCK ] Oh, eureka.
What? Oh.
God. Sorry.
- Um...
- You can't just barge in here.
I just wanted to talk to you,
but I-I'll wait outside.
He...
He was stealing?
Uh, we caught him on camera.
No. There's no way.
Not Lumpy.
Look, bartending
is a cash business.
It happens, you know.
Sooner or later, temptation wins out.
Well, did you call the police?
was filed or something?
The owners wanted to, but I never did.
Why?
I think he was in a bad place.
What do you mean?
There was a lot of booze
and, uh,
some girl up north
in, uh, Lutsen.
Do you remember her name,
by any chance?
Oh, man. Uh...
Was it Ramsey?
It... Maybe. Yeah.
That sounds right.
Okay. Thank you
for your time.
And sorry about
barging in again.
I'm real sorry
about your friend.
Everyone liked Lumpy.
Yeah.
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
Don't touch it!
[ COUGHS ]
Thank you.
[ BIRDS TWITTERING ]
Hey.
Aren't you going to work?
I called Dan.
I told him I wasn't feeling well.
Is he okay?
Hmm?
Wasn't he in danger?
You don't believe
in Ms. Shirley, do you?
She's from
Thief River Falls, Mom.
It is a gift.
She has a real gift.
Yeah.
For taking your money.
The first time I talked to her,
she knew everything about me.
Names.
She knew names.
Have you ever heard of caller
I.D. and Google? [ DOOR CLOSES ]
Hi, baby.
Hey.
Can I talk to you?
[ CHUCKLES ] Did you get it?
Tried.
What happened?
One of the security thingies went off
and I got busted for shoplifting.
But I told you to take
the security tags off.
I did.
Must have missed one.
It's okay. It's okay.
Did you,
uh... Did you say anything about me?
No.
You sure? You sure?
'Cause you can tell me.
Just tell me. I didn't.
Ramsey, we need this money.
Your mom won't ask, but we need it.
How bad does she need it?
I told you it ain't for us.
Look at me.
I come back from two back-to-back
tours in Iraq last year,
and I got sh*t.
No job, no degree,
no money... nothin'.
All I have is respect,
and from you I'm gonna get respect.
- I asked you to do one thing, one stupid
little thing... - [ CELL PHONE BUZZES ]
[ BUZZING CONTINUES ]
and you messed it up.
Uh... What's this?
Where'd you get this?
A friend.
Nice friend?
Yeah.
I wonder what you have to do for a
friend to get a phone like this.
[ WHISPERING ]
Don't mess up again.
[ WOMAN'S VOICE ]
Your call has been forwarded...
to an automated
voice-messaging system.
3-3-2...
[ BEEP ]
Would anyone like
some more wine?
Yeah.
I would.
Your uncle and I
are very happy...
to have a belated Christmas
dinner with the newlyweds.
We're all glad you're here.
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