Best Night Ever Page #6

Synopsis: Claire is about to get married, but her bachelorette party quickly spirals out of control.
Genre: Comedy
Production: The Safran Company
 
IMDB:
4.0
Metacritic:
17
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
R
Year:
2013
90 min
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132 Views


baby, give me the store

whoa-oh, oh-oh,

oh-oh, oh-oh

baby, give me the store

whoa-oh, oh-oh,

oh-oh, oh-oh

oh, baby, give me the store

whoa-oh, oh-oh,

oh-oh, oh-oh

I'm gonna give it a try

I wanna give it a try

yeah!

Step up, step up, step up

step up, step up, step up

step up, step up, step up

give me one, give me two,

give me three

now, baby, give me the store

yeah!

Let's start off

on a high note

I'm the one who put

the "I dot" in the "I"

in the I don't take

sh... From no man no way

never gonna give

in to the no...

Oh, well, never stand still

always on my grind,

always gotta bail

always gotta elevate

and never give in

one-one-one more breath,

now let's begin

here we go, open wide,

there's my soul

it's on display

so you can touch it

I touch you back

because you love it

one, two, three,

I'm in the zone, I'm in 3d

if you can't take it,

shake and bake it

you're the cook,

life is what you make it

you're at the summer party

with them girls again

and all the in their places

are in their places

and in their faces

are lots of friends

bottles in their hands, huh

they pop in there maybe,

they pop in there

jump jump, everybody, jump

get high, get dumb,

get f... Up

throw...

Off the floor like Jordan

fly off the ground,

saying you in the orbit

so high no one can touch you

so far lady can't tell

what you're up to

throw like a slam dunk

p-p-p-arty over here, wanna

party, you can all come

they pop in there

they pop in there

they pop in there

they pop in there

I'm about to get it on,

take my breath

lace up quick, take my step

I'm here to get it done, but I

got a middle finger in the air

like oh no, oh no

h-h-he didn't do

what I think he did

oh, no, silver tongue, they be

shuffling in in old clothes

where the money at?

New angle

let's move to the...

No angel

you're at the summer party

with them girls again

and all the in their places

are in their places

and in their faces

are lots of friends

bottles in their hands, huh

they pop in there maybe,

they pop in there

love, love,

who needs it anyway?

Can you tell me, please?

I love that boy,

he's oh, so cute

but he drives me crazy

why, why do I even try?

It's a hopeless case

he sleeps all day,

he plays all night

never listens to what I say

love, love,

can't live without love

not I without my girl

she's sugar and spice

and all things nice

but she drives me crazy

why, why do I even try

when it's a hopeless case?

She works all day

and worries much

she's always getting

on my case

when I look into your eyes,

the truth is plane to see

I could never live

without you

you're the one for me

I would rather argue with you

than wake up

with someone else

'cause when you hold me close

you take my breath away

love, love, life would be

so much easier without love

love, love, can't imagine

what such life would be worth

why, why can't you try for me

to be on time for once?

Pick the laundry

off the floor

for God sakes

put the seat down

tell me, tell me, baby

why you always need

to talk things out

life's to short to sweat

the small stuff

you're always stressing out

when I look into your eyes,

the truth is plane to see

I could never live

without you

you're the one for me

I would rather argue with you

than wake up

with someone else

'cause when you hold me close

you take my breath away

- when I look

- when I look into your eyes

- into your eyes

- the truth is plane to see

- cannot have

- I could never live without you

- but realize

- you're the one for me

- you're the only

- I would rather argue with you

- one for me

- than wake up with someone else

- there's no one else

- 'cause when you hold me close

- in the whole world

- you take my breath away

that's for me

What can I get you?

I'll have

a double cheeseburger...

extra onions, fries,

and a diet coke.

I don't see a salad.

Could you make me one?

We don't have salad.

We just have burgers,

fries, and drinks.

Oh, please?

They do do a burger

without the bun.

Where they do wrap

the burger in lettuce.

Okay, I'll do that.

Oh, and dressing on the side.

You want, like, a hamburger...

cheeseburger, double?

Actually, just do

a grilled cheese.

Do a grilled cheese, and you

want it wrapped in lettuce?

Yes, please.

Okay, so grilled cheese...

and you said you didn't want the

bread on it but on the side?

Yes, thank you.

Do you want onions on it?

No onions.

So lettuce, tomatoes only.

You want pickles

or anything else?

No pickles.

Okay, so lettuce, tomato only.

On that grilled cheese

protein style...

And you wanted the side of bread.

There you go.

And is that just the sandwich...

or would you like a drink

or French fry with that?

No, just the sandwich.

- Okay.

- Okay.

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