Beverly Hills Chihuahua Page #5

- I feel naked.

- Every man for himself!

- My head!

- Go through his legs!

This way. Come on!

Back the other way!

Get off me!

Hey, Chico! We're home free!

Back up, back up!

That's what you get!

Hey! He's got my diamonds!

- Our diamonds.

- Whatever.

Wake up! The conductor's coming!

Hide! Rpido, hide!

What's going on?

- Delgado, what's happening?

- We got trouble.

Hide behind the crate.

I'll distract him.

Don't come out,

no matter what happens.

But, Delgado...

Don't come out,

no matter what happens.

- What are you gonna do?

- Something crazy.

Well, that used to be easier.

Just my luck.

Delgado!

- Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, my back.

- Did you see that?

- Yes.

I just jumped off a train!

By myself! And it was moving.

I told you to stay onboard.

But we're in this together.

I couldn't leave you here.

I've never had a friend like you.

You should have stayed, kid.

Look around.

You should have stayed.

I told the local police

I found the collar on a rat.

But they didn't believe me.

I went to turn the diamonds in,

and they tried to arrest me.

Sorry for the confusion, seor.

The rat, he's clever.

Oye, this hombre

needs help.

I set traps to keep him out,

but he always gets in!

Sneaky, sneaky mouse.

You know what you need?

A guard dog.

- He's a stray.

- Yeah, he's a stray...

but he's a really good dog.

Thanks for

returning Chloe's collar.

Congratulations, amigo.

You have a home.

Gracias, Rafa.

It will happen for you, too.

Stay brown, brother.

Come on.

Ain't nothing to it but to do it.

- Adis

- Adis, Chucho.

Hey, don't chew the furniture.

- Good luck finding your dog.

- Thank you.

I just got off

with the Puerto Vallarta police.

There was some dog trouble

on the northbound train this morning.

A German Shepherd jumped off.

Chloe.

- Thank you.

- Call me if you find out anything.

- Follow the tracks north.

- Through the Sonoran Desert.

This will be great.

She's getting away with my diamonds.

I think that that's like...

karma, man.

See, you steal it,

and eventually it is stolen from you.

And I steal it back.

- How you going to do that?

- Quiet!

So, Bimini says that

she's going out with Scooter...

who I happen to know

is completely crazy.

Please, make it stop.

I can't say that to her.

I have to be supportive, right?

Wait a minute. Haven't we

passed this tree before?

No, you're mistaken.

We've been walking for hours.

- But I tinkled there.

- You what?

You tinkled?

Can't you tell?

Oh, my... You can't smell, can you?

- No.

- What happened?

It's OK, you can tell me.

I didn't... quit the police force.

They let me go because

I could no longer follow a scent.

Now we're out here walking in circles.

I'm sorry, kid.

- What's that?

- Mountain lions!

- I'm scared, Delgado.

- I know.

We better get moving.

We got to get out of the open.

- OK.

- Let's go. Double time.

Delgado, what happened to you?

Why can't you smell anything?

Well...

My partner and I...

we were on a major bust.

I was on point.

Before I knew it I was blind-sided.

Then it all went bad.

While I was down,

my partner got hurt.

He was never the same after that.

And neither was I.

I should have sensed him coming.

Next day I woke up

and couldn't smell a thing.

Were you hurt?

No. They say it's all in my head.

In my head.

They found us!

I'll hold them off as long as I can

while you run. Understand?

They're just cats.

You could take them.

We need a miracle. Run when I say run!

Come on! Take them!

Yeah, you can do it!

Don't be afraid!

Go, Delgado! Go, Delgado!

- Run, kid! Run, now!

- OK, OK.

- Run and hide!

- Here. I'm here.

This is not hiding.

Say hello to my little friends.

Whoa! That's some bark you guys got.

I am Montezuma!

Come with us if you want to live.

Yeah, I want to live.

Now I've seen it all.

Can you help us get back

to civilization, Montezuma?

Of course.

But it is too dangerous

to travel these canyons after dark.

You will spend the night here with us.

Where are we?

You are in Chihuahua.

Birthplace of our mighty breed.

I was born in Beverly Hills.

S, but your ancestors

came from here.

The Aztec people left long ago,

but we remain.

Wow.

Did you hear what he said, Delgado?

- I come from a mighty breed.

- Yeah, mighty annoying.

You're just mad because

we were saved by little dogs.

Very little dogs.

Tonight we celebrate your arrival.

Thank you, Montezuma.

Please, call me Monte.

Ay yi yi.

Wow! All this for me, Monte?

Yes, Chloe.

When a Chihuahua comes home,

it is cause for celebration.

Even a Beverly Hills Chihuahua?

Of course. No matter where

you come from, you are one of us.

Tiny but mighty.

Mighty? But I'm just... a lapdog.

A lapdog? No.

Do not insult yourself. Do not insult

the Chihuahua race.

- No ms.

- No ms?

S, it means "no more."

We Chihuahuas are not toys

or fashion accessories.

No ms.

We were not bred to wear silly hats

and ride in purses!

No ms.

We will no longer

be spoken to with baby talk.

We have been called "teacup"

and "tiny toy" for too long.

No ms!

Names like Fifi, Foo-Foo...

Pookie, Pumpkin, or Squirt.

No ms!

Yes, we Chihuahuas shake, but not for

the amusement of humans.

We shake because we know the power

of our inner strength. Our bark.

No ms!

Yes, we are tiny, but we are mighty!

No ms! No ms! No ms!

Join with us, Chloe.

Embrace no ms. Find your bark.

My bark?

S! That which makes you mighty.

That which makes you... you.

We are Chihuahuas, hear us roar.

That was embarrassing.

Don't worry, little one. Your bark will

come when you need it most.

Last one in the house is a chew toy!

They have room.

Come on. Little more.

- You got it now. Now pull.

- I got it, I got it.

- Sweet smell of success.

- I'm smelling something else.

There's the bag. There's the bag that's

got my diamonds. Hey, watch your nose!

I don't feel right about this.

Look, my neck flap is swelling up.

Stop with the guilt.

Iguanas are supposed to be cold-blooded.

You know I was born in captivity.

I grew up under a heat lamp.

Snap out of it. We got a job to do.

Ah-hah! You're the pack rat

who stole the collar!

See? You're so busted, Manuel.

Hey, dude, you got me mixed up with

another rat. You know we all look alike.

- No, no. It's him. He did it.

- What?

Now the love of my life

is out there in trouble.

- Not because of us.

- No?

- We were trying to... save her.

- Yeah.

From the demon dog that's hunting her.

Tell me about this demon dog.

Chloe, you can always stay here with us.

This place is amazing, Monte.

But there's someone at home who's

probably worried and missing me...

and I miss him.

Your corazn?

Mi corazn. What does that mean?

My heart.

I never even gave him a chance.

We Chihuahuas come

in many shapes and colors...

but when you look not with your eyes,

but with your soul,

there we're all the same.

Listen... back there with the lions...

...uh... uh... thanks.

But of course. We are Chihuahuas.

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