Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta! Page #4

There, there, Papi.

I'll protect you from the scary butterfly.

Hello, we're talking here!

So, we good

on the color tones?

What's that rustling? Oscar?

Just close the door.

You're freaking me out.

We are at the Langham, okay?

It's not like some boogeyman is gonna

come flying over the...

Hey, you guys.

The Langham sure does have

some nice flowers back here.

I can't afford this kind of stress.

I'm gray and wrinkly as it is.

Pedro, what are you doing?

I need your opinion.

The rose says I'm a romantic,

but the sunflower says I like to party.

Okay, spill it. What's her name?

Charlotte James. Like a sonnet.

Nice, bro. She fixed?

I believe so!

But she won't even sniff in my direction.

I hate to beat the pinata of true love,

but we have a party to plan.

Now, when I think about the color motif,

i see fuchsia.

What about you, Pedro?

I see peanut butter.

Uh-huh.

And what about the centerpieces?

Peanut butter.

Fabulous! You're gonna be a big help.

Let me ask you something.

You went to culinary school, oui?

Yes. Oui, sir.

I graduated from the Beverly hills

culinary institute with distinction.

Wow. How impressive.

As a distinct graduate,

may I offer my advice from an old chef?

I'd be honored, sir.

Nobody cares!

Go back to work

or your potatoes are fried!

My God, that one,

i didn't quite land that one.

Okay, qu'est-ce qu'il y a encore?

Chef, I'm afraid one of our guests

didn't like the Risotto.

What do you mean "didn't like"?

This is magnifique!

I mean, who doesn't like magnifique?

Amelia James, sir.

She found it to be uninspired.

- Uninspired?

- Yeah.

What would you like me to do?

I'll tell you what I'd like you to do.

You're going to take this

and give it to her. Go! Allez! Go!

Now! Go!

Uninspired. Uninspired.

These Americans!

Compliments of chef didier.

Our locally sourced

heirloom bloomsdale savoy spinach,

wrapped and folded in layers of

handmade artisanal sheets

of unbleached grain,

caressed in waves of ragusa,

sicilian ricotta,

and drizzled with

the essence of San marzano tomatoes,

picked at the height of their harvest

and flown in from

the valle del Sarno this very morning.

In other words, lasagna?

Bon appetit.

Hmm.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give

a warm welcome to a very special guest,

who will now be regaling us

on the piano.

Oh!

Music.

If music be the kibble of love, play on.

Who said that?

- I just did.

Listen. For rosa's quinceanera,

music is the most important thing.

It's the heart, the soul,

the paws, the tail, the ears...

I get it.

That's why I've assembled

some of the greatest acts in fur today.

Canine inch nails,

motley chew, the fixxed!

Ready to have your mind blown?

First up, put your paws together

for Bob Marley and me!

Jah-jah

- Bo th; Woof

- jah-huahua

- woof

big ears, little dog

- jah-jah

- woof!

Jah-huahua

isn't this wonderful?

"Jah-huahua," they call it.

Big heart, little paws

that little dog-a

go-a park today

him need a walk,

take him right away

him gotta smell,

gotta pee and play

chihuahua dog always

know the way

- jah-jah

- woof

- jah-huahua

- woof

big eyes, little smile...

You'll be humming this

tomorrow, guaranteed.

Woof

- jah-huahua

- woof woof

- big heart

- woof

lot of style

irie mon, pass me a biscuit.

- Aren't they wonderful?

- I don't think so.

You're right. Terrible. Next!

Ladies and gentlemen...

Er... Papi, give it up for black labbeth!

I love the black leather.

Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!

Ow! Ouch, ouch!

It's just the same three chords

over and over!

Hey, man, you try playing

an augmented fifth with three toes.

Fine, but you guys are

still booked for my winter formal, right?

Two sets, free jerky treats,

no brown m&m's. I got it.

Coming up next is houndgarden!

I don't get it,

but they're huge in Seattle.

I mean, it's just completely rude.

- Yeah, man.

They cut us off like

30 seconds into the song. Cut us off.

Yeah, I mean, that's not right.

I don't think they get

our music in the colonies.

Next!

Throw your tails in the air

for the black eyed fleas!

Great guys.

They used to rehearse on me.

- Such showmanship.

- Next!

Lady gaga and the tramp.

Oh, please.

Next!

There is no next.

You've rejected all of them.

But none of them

were good enough for my Rosita.

We need someone special.

Someone magical.

Someone with soul.

Someone unforgettable.

In short, we need a miracle.

Buenas tardes.

Who are you?

Please, allow me to introduce myself.

I am El senor Diego arroyo

Montoya de marengo.

This is humberto Juan Carlos

Gutierrez de Nunez.

- And that's Phil.

- What's up?

And we are the three mariachis.

Okay, moving right along.

- Can you cover R&B?

- Si.

- Hip-hop?

- Si.

- Death metal?

- Si.

- Klezmer?

- Si, si, si.

Baroque opera.

Vivaldi or bach?

We'll give 'em a shot.

It is a miracle.

I love these guys!

Man, those mariachis

really wiped me out.

How did you get home from school?

I walked.

By yourself?

Where are the other pups?

They stayed late

to finish the polo match.

polo match? Wait a minute.

With, like, a pony?

- How do you even get up there?

- I couldn't.

Oscar said I was too small,

so I got stuck in arts and crafts.

I made you a picture.

This right here is

a good-looking rabbit.

Practically a Picasso.

It's a goat, dad.

Uh...

Hi, honey. I'm sorry I'm late.

I missed you.

Hey, where are the rest of the pups?

I wanna talk to you about that.

I don't like

what the pups are learning at school.

Like what?

Like polo!

These are not good chihuahua values!

And don't even get me started

on this Oscar character.

Honey, the pups love Oscar.

He's been nothing but kind.

Yeah? Well, I got my ears on him.

Remember, mijos,

if you need anything, just bark me.

Any time. No problem is too small.

Dad is here. Completely available.

And Rosita, don't forget to make daddy

another one of your

famous goat pictures!

Goat picture.

What? It was a nice picture.

What the...

Hey! Hold it right there!

Papi. Hey! So great to see you, buddy!

What are you doing here?

The question is,

what are you doing here?

Are you ever with the pups?

Papi, buddy, relax.

The pups are great.

Oscar! Come on over!

I wanna introduce you to someone.

Here, boy!

On my way!

But where were you

on your way to before?

I got a pretty good guess.

Does anyone know you're here?

Of course not.

Because I could get into a lot of trouble.

I can't get

high enough!

Gotta buy me

one of those

trampolines!

Why is Oscar always

hanging around back here?

If only you had some way to tell me.

You're getting pretty good at those, man.

What's this one?

That doesn't sound like Oscar.

Listen, we've got trouble.

They've hired a new dog at the hotel,

and she's here with her pups,

and I think...

- Did you hear that?

- Relax.

You are doing a great job, Jenny.

Jenny? I knew

there was something fishy about her.

No one's that perky.

So, maybe Papi

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