Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta! Page #5

is on to something after all.

Yeah! Which one's Papi?

Phil, are you even paying attention?

Uh... not really.

Papi better have a real good excuse,

because tardy is not

gonna plan this party!

Guys, guys! I knew it!

That Bernard is no Saint!

It's Jenny and Oscar.

I know it might seem like they're just

manipulative, rude and sneaky,

but it gets worse.

They're also conniving schemers.

Yeah, they seem real suspect,

with their balloons and their hugs...

I overheard Jenny

talking about Chloe!

Sweetie, everybody's

talking about Chloe.

Her face is plastered

on every brochure in this hotel.

Papi, the fiesta fun train is

about to leave the station.

So you can either

get both paws onboard,

or destroy rosa's hopes and dreams

on the most important day of her life.

Totally your call.

All right, I'm on the fun train.

Excellent! Now that we're all playing

off the same sheet of music,

did everybody bring

their dancing shoes?

Huh?

Well, this is humiliating.

But at least he didn't make me

wear sparkly legwarmers.

They're not legwarmers. They're...

Ay, dios mio, they're legwarmers.

Hey, when do we get to eat the salsa?

I gotta get to the spa.

Chloe is there with Oscar.

I need to... I'm good.

One, two, three, eyes on me.

And, uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

It's all about the motion in the ocean.

Feel the beat, feel the rhythm.

Try to be one with the music!

Try to be Juan?

Pedro, sweetheart, give me something.

Give me anything!

I've seen pet cemeteries with more life.

Come on, people!

Let's do a little fosse, a little twyla.

And salsa, and salsa,

and salsa, and chips!

Thank you.

Yes, we offer Swedish,

shiatsu, acupressure...

Yes, we do offer seaweed wraps.

Hang on one second.

Excuse me, I'm sorry,

you need an appointment.

I'm not sure where

the seaweed comes from.

Yes, I believe it comes from the ocean.

Can you hang on a sec?

Yes, we do offer mud baths.

"Will you get dirty?"

Oh, Oscar,

you're kidding!

Whoo! My dogs are barking!

That was some workout? Huh?

That instructor always kicks my tail.

You're really good at downward dog.

Thanks.

Hey!

You might have everyone else fooled

with your whistle

and your unusually silky coat,

but I'm on to you, Buster!

Papi? What are you doing here?

Mi Amor, I was just...

- Spying on me?

- No!

I was just hiding in the mud,

listening to you talk.

Look, Papi, Chloe and I were just trying

to enjoy a nice detox, ya know?

Exchanging juicing tips

and clearing our chakras,

but I'll give you two some space

to talk things out.

Hasta luego, amigo.

What? You don't think

he speaks Spanish?

We'll discuss this tonight.

But, mi Amor...

Right. I was just leaving.

Poor Papi. Trouble in paradise.

I can't see anything!

Everything's green!

Phil! Calm down.

You have cucumbers on your eyes.

Oh! Yeah.

She snuck in!

- I'm not gonna tell anyone.

- It wasn't my fault!

Shh! Dad's coming!

Hijos, I've missed you so much.

Dad! Our friends are right there!

Oh! I am so sorry to ruin your day

with a father's undying love.

Hey, where's your sister?

It wasn't our fault!

- Ali tried to get it first!

- She snuck in!

- We couldn't do anything!

- It was too late!

I was too far away

to do anything, dad!

Hold it! Hold it! One at a time.

Ay, chihuahua! Rosita, what happened?

I snuck into frisbee football.

- Who was watching you?

- Nobody.

That's how I snuck in.

Wait up, hija! Your father

is getting too old to chase after you.

Then stop chasing!

Come on, Rosita. Come back.

Don't you want

to see the moves your father learned

for your quinceanera?

Never mind the quince!

Jenny still won't even let me in the water

without wearing

those humiliating swimmies!

I'll never learn to swim!

- So, don't wear humiliating swimmies.

- What?

I'm not saying, don't wear swimmies,

I'm saying, don't let them humiliate you.

What do you mean?

In a world of big dogs,

Rosita, your Papi is pretty small.

But instead of letting my size

be a disadvantage, I learn to use it.

I made the big dogs wish

they were small.

You are rosa Cortez.

Take pride in what makes you different.

Try this.

That's my little girl.

What did you say to me?

You heard what I said. I said I quit!

Quit? Quit, quit?

Nobody quits! Nobody quits! I...

I fired him! I fired you!

Yeah, your egg is poached!

And you have been replaced by, uh...

You! Cleaning lady! Ici.

I'm actually the sous-chef, sir.

Not anymore. You are executive

pastry chef, effective immediately.

Allez, hop!

- Are you serious?

- Oui, I am serious. I am.

That's amazing! Thank you, chef!

You are not gonna regret this!

Are you touching me?

Is she touching me?

No! No.

Okay, okay. Can you do souffle?

- Can I do a souffle?

- Yes.

Do birds sing and do dogs bark?

Not generally at this hotel.

But, start practicing and make it good.

We have a gala on Friday

and Ms. James likes her souffle perfect.

- Capiche?

- Capiche!

Good! Good.

Our review depends on it. Good girl.

Okay. Invites? Check.

Appetizers? Yes.

Crystal drinking bowls? Fabulous.

Sebastian! Listen. Is your...

Papi. There you are. We have got to

make a final decision on these linens.

Didn't you get my message?

I peed outside your door like six times.

I can't worry about that right now.

Just tell me, is your groomer still

next to the police station?

Because I need you to

give a message to a trusted friend.

Sure, Papi, sure.

Whatever you need.

Thanks, Sebastian. Now I gotta go

keep an eye on that Jenny.

Oh, right.

Because she's so dangerously perky.

Hey, vatos.

When will they

believe Papi?

Will it be too late?

I believe him.

Phil, you don't know

what we're talking about, do you?

Nope.

- Hi!

- Hi!

- Sir?

- Yes?

You need to see this.

What? Why all these cancellations?

Why now?

Whoa.

Okay.

Not good.

Uh...

Mr. Hollis! Hey!

What are you doing in here?

And what is this dog doing in here?

I heard a crash,

and after I heard the crash I found this...

This culprit.

He has a very guilty

expression on his face, doesn't he?

Is that my handkerchief?

Do you know this is hermes?

I just don't think he

appreciates fine linen, sir.

You know, Papi,

it's been hard enough here

without getting yelled at by my boss.

I really didn't need this.

Hmm.

Okay, let's see what I got.

"Love will make you do crazy things.

Please forgive me.

"5 P.M. on the bridge of love".

Good!

Perfect. Now Pedro.

You can do it!

Come on, bro.

You gotta take a chance.

You know what, Papi?

You're right.

I need to give Charlotte

the chance to reject me for who I am.

Hit it, boys!

Well, I have never

been serenaded by a pit bull before.

In a bow tie.

Is that good?

Well, she's still here.

Oh.

Dios mio.

Lester!

- What? What?

What do you think?

Oh!

It's finished!

It's sublime. It's beautiful!

Sam, we did it!

We did it!

Okay, all right, all right.

Hey, do you mind taking down

that netting before you head off?

And wrapping up the hoses?

You got it, Sam.

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