Beyond

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Sixteen summers since

My last confession

Bless me father, it

appears that I've sinned

Broken bones and hearts

One great depression

I loved and lost her

like a leaf in the wind

Washington has

released a statement saying

That the light, which has

grown in size dramatically

Over the last 48 hours, is

most likely a large meteor or

Asteroid, nearly 300

million miles from earth.

However, Francois Deleruyelle,

the amateur astronomist who

First spotted the light, has

already attracted a lot of

Interest after his emphatic

claim that the object is

headed directly towards earth.

Empty the f***ing till.

Yeah, okay...

hurry up!

Okay!

Okay, okay!

Hurry the f*** up!

For f***'s sake, hurry up!

Is that everything?

That's everything!

Are you sure?

I swear.

You full of f***ing sh*t?

No! That's everything, I swear!

No it's not. And the rest.

But I swear, that's

all I've got!

Think I'm f***ing stupid?

Get some more!

No!

You got more down there and I know it!

But that's all I've got!

That's all I've got!

Please just take it

And go!

Are you f***ing kidding me?

No!

Get your f***ing safe!

Look, I've not got a safe!

Aye, bullshit!

Get your f***ing safe.

Look, I've not got a safe!

Please, just take the money!

Get my bag and get

the f***ing safe open!

I've not got a f***ing safe!

You f***ing lying to me?

No, I'm not lying!

Please, just take

the money and go!

You're f***ing lying to me.

Look, please just take

the f***ing money!

Get down there and

f***ing get it!

I've not got a safe, please go!

Please...

i swear, I'll f***ing do it!

Please, please, just go!

It's a f***ing gun

in your f***ing face.

Please!

F***ing open it!

I haven't got one!

For f***'s sake, hurry up!

Move it!

Haven't got a safe, mate!

What are you doing?

Get f***ing back!

No one needs to get hurt.

We'll just calm down...

You. Wallet. Now.

And what if I don't?

What are you going to do?

Put a bullet through your head.

That's what.

F***ing no, please, let

me just f***ing go please!

No you won't.

You're not going to do that.

What, things haven't worked

out well for you so you think

That gives you the right to

come in here and wave a gun in

People's faces?

Why don't you go

and f*** yourself?

Wallet now, or I swear to

god I will f***ing kill you!

Please, just f***ing

give him your wallet.

Please give him your wallet!

Just go!

F***ing hell, man. You've got

the money.

Go!

Just give him it.

You could probably

do anything you want.

You know that?

If you've got money problems,

why don't you go and get a

F***ing job?

Oh, I know why.

'Cause you're too

much of a p*ssy.

A p*ssy?

Yeah.

A p*ssy.

You've got two f***ing seconds.

Do you want to shoot me?

Go ahead you f***ing coward.

Do it!

It's alright, it's alright.

Shh, shh, shh...

please help me, please don't

let me, please don't...

it's alright, it's alright.

999, what's your emergency?

Hello?

Yeah, I need, I

need an ambulance.

Some fascinating

things coming out from some of

The calls today, I mean, if

all we really have to think

About is, where, where were we

tens of thousands of years ago

when this

asteroid began its journey?

Hey.

I've been trying to call you for

Two hours.

Where are you?

I'm at the, um...

it doesn't matter.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Um, I could do with a drink

actually, if you fancy it.

Of course I fancy it.

Why do you think I was calling?

It wasn't for your stimulating

f***ing conversational skills.

Okay, where are you?

I'm in the white swamp, but I'm

just moving on to

Somewhere else.

I'll text you the address.

Right.

As long as it's not

another house party, okay?

I just want a quiet drink.

hi, this is Richie.

Leave a message and

I'll call you back.

Hi mate.

It's me. I'm here. Where are

you?

I'm downstairs.

Don't even know if I'm

in the right house.

Call me back.

Please do help yourself.

This yours?

It is.

That's alright, I forgive you.

At least you've got good taste.

It's wasted on that lot.

One for the road.

I bought it back from Venezuela.

You ever been to south America?

No.

Uh, not yet.

I'm Maya.

Cole.

Nice to meet you Cole.

That's a cool name, eh?

Whose name?

The astrologist's.

Astronomist's, whatever it is.

De-La-Royale.

Deleruyelle.

Deleruyelle.

Huh, first name or a last name?

I think it's his last,

but it works for either.

Deleruyelle Jones.

Deleruyelle Goldstein.

He sounds like a Jewish

Coventry detective in a 1960s

Crime novel.

Sounds more like a porn star.

I mean, what do they say?

A 0.00001 % chance

it's going to hit us?

Mm.

You know, you can see it now.

Are you serious?

It's been visible

since Wednesday.

Someone's a little

bit self-Involved.

It's been one of those weeks.

I've been having all sorts of...

hey, I've got my own problems.

Do you know what would be the

best problem solver

Of all time?

If we knew with absolute

certainty that thing was going

To hit us.

I mean how liberating would

it be without any doubt it was

Actually going to

smash right into us.

Nothing would matter.

Um, everything would matter.

Why would it?

Well, I'd agree with you if

they were going to hit us in

Three days.

If they were three days away,

there would be nothing we

Could do to prepare.

We could just forget about all

of life's problems and money

And bullshit and have fun.

Now that would be liberating.

This thing's what,

three years away?

Two years, 291 days.

Wow.

What a nerd.

Thank you.

So if it was definitely going

to hit us but it was two

Years, 290-Whatever days

away, I think it would be the

Opposite.

We'd all be so burdened with

the responsibility of having

To survive.

We'd be so preoccupied

making plans to survive

Annihilation...

that we would never be able

to just sit back and enjoy it.

Exactly.

This is getting pretty deep.

Mm, you started it.

So who do you know here?

That's slightly embarrassing.

I was here to meet

my friend, Richard.

Richie.

He's upstairs.

To speed into one of the

bedrooms with a girl dressed

Like princess Diana.

Ah.

Okay.

Well, in that case,

you've got me.

I don't know anybody.

You know me.

Except for you.

So I know you don't

work with Richie.

What do you do?

Well, h-How do you know that

I don't work with Richie?

Because your hands don't feel

like you've been counting

Money your whole adult life.

Well, I'm just doing a bit of

manual labor at the moment.

Geez, don't bore me with

the details, will you?

I work on a building site.

A building site.

Yep.

I notice you're avoiding

using the word "builder."

Yep.

It's alright. I get it.

I sometimes pour pints at my

dad's pub for some extra cash.

It doesn't make me a bar maid.

Maya, you coming?

No, I'm going to hang around

for a little while longer.

It was nice to meet you.

It was great to meet you guys.

Cheers.

See ya.

See ya.

God.

Wouldn't expect those two

to get together, would you?

Jesus and Hitler?

You know, I think he

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