Bhoomi

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Hey... come.. come.

Shut up you b

Don't shout.

"Hello-Hello... 1-2-3...check."

"To my future husband,I share a few compliments..."

"To my future husband,I share a few compliments..."

"Your groomsmen look less appealingand more like wild animals."

"What's so amazing about you?"

"You talk the talk butcan you walk the walk?."

"Jugni's got an attitude..."

"...higher than Everest."

"Jugni is a fashionita..."

"...and talks only in English."

"The boy's such a simpleton...like Bholenath."

"I wonder how did hedare to ask for her hand."

"I am the bee...and you're the bud...flying here and there..."

"I am the bee...and you're the bud...flying here and there..."

"I slapped him andhe scattered like cards."

"Here I am at your doorstep...this time there's no escape."

"With all my confidence I proposedto you on Valentines Day and said..."

"Jugni... Jugni..."

"Jugni... Jugni... Jugni..."

"Jugni, will you marry me?"

"Jugni, will you marry me?"

"Jugni, will you marry me?"

"Jugni, will you marry me?"

"Jugni, will you marry me?"

"Jugni, will you marry me?"

"Let me tell you a secret,baby, even you said to me."

"Beloved, will you marry me."

"Beloved, will you marry me."

"Jugni, will you marry me?"

"Jugni, will you marry me?"

"If you want to stay alive..."

"...don't lock horns with me."

"I am warning you..."

"...there will be a riot."

"If you want to stay alive..."

"...don't lock horns with me."

"I am warning you..."

"...there will be a riot."

"Here I am at your doorstep...this time there's no escape."

"With all my confidence I Proposedto you on Valentines Day and said..."

"Jugni... Jugni..."

"Jugni... Jugni... Jugni..."

"Jugni, will you marry me?"

"Jugni, will you marry me?"

"Jugni, will you marry me?"

"Jugni, will you marry me?"

"Jugni, will you marry me?"

"Jugni, will you marry me?"

"Let me tell you a secret,baby, even I proposed..."

"Beloved, will you marry me."

"Beloved, will you marry me."

"Jugni, will you marry me?"

"Beloved, will you marry me."

"Jugni, will you marry me?"

"Beloved, will you marry me."

"Jugni..."

"Jugni..."

"Jugni..."

Bro...it's 11 pm,and Bhoomi hasn't returned yet.

Look bro,...the bride's makeup, henna...

...plus, it's her friend's wedding.

All this takes time.

This isn't right.- What?

You made a large peg for yourself...

...and a really small one for me.

This isn't right.

This isn't...- Right.

Should I fix it?- Please do.

Come on.

Exchanging glasses...

Is this right?- Right? It's absolutely right!

In fact, it's so right...

...that, nothing couldbe more right than this.

Nothing can be more right than this.

Come on, Bhoomi, get down.Give me your hand.

Bhoomi...

I always wanted to ride a horse.

Only grooms ride a horse,not the bride.

Hmm... start dancing then.

Why?

It's a wedding horse... we won'tmove ahead until you don't dance.

Bhoomi, please.It's getting late, for the horse too.

Even I am saying please...

You know... Neeraj is exactlythe guy I wanted for my daughter.

It's fantastic, and so, you must takeadvantage of this opportunity...

...and get married as well.

You see... I've seen this really beautiful40-45-year-old young woman for you.

She's so gorgeous.

Beauty spot on her forehead.Another on her cheeks.

And one on her lips...Even on her neck.

Stop it, man...

What am I going todo with all those beauty spots?

Here...there...

I know you'rereally happy on the inside.

Stop here, mister.

Listen, where are youtaking me for our honeymoon?

Bangladesh.

Just joking... I haven'tthought about it.

But mom's suggested that wemust visit Vaishnodevi (Pilgrimage)!

Wow!

Glory to Goddess!- Glory to Goddess!

Shall we...

Good... Thank you, brother.

Look...

Al-Kaida....

Your sister-in-law Alka...

She's more like Al-Qaidathan she's my wife.

She's the reasonI became an Al-coholic.

Hello...Bless you...

No-no...I am not drunk at all.

In fact, I'm showing twoJapanese's around Taj Mahal.

At night? Is it night already?

You see, the touristsenjoy better at night...

I'll be right there.

Come on, man...cheers.

Yeah...

She saw us drinking alcohol.

Mister, she saw you,my back was turned towards her.

I am leaving.

Cheers.

Speed breaker inside the house!

Where are you going?

I came from there....

Then how am I going this way?

It's a mirror.- Mirror?

But, when I came insidethere was a door here.

The door's that way.

The wind must have pushed it there.

What's going to happento this country?

People are alwaysmaking such a difference.

But, I am the only guywho has made no difference...

Bravo...

Jai Hind!- Jai Hind!

Sweetu...

You exercise in themorning...and drink at night.

Very good

Look...

If I drink in the morning...and exercise at night...

...then,that wouldn't be right either.

Look...I cooked food for you.

With my own hands.

Why did you? I am not hungry anyway.

But I am hungry.- Then eat it.

Have I ever eaten withoutfeeding you first?

You should now.

I'll be leaving anyway...

You should get used to eating alone.

Yeah... you're leaving, Sweetu...

But, Sweetu...I madethis with my own hands.

How else does anyone cook food?

Sweetu...

Look.

Your father made these...

...with his own hands,for your wedding.

Studded with pearls here.

And I stitched themwith silver threads...

Anyone will do like this.

For my daughter.

Father, did you make okra?

I am hungry.

My daughter's hungry.

It's still hot.

Why are you crying?

It's very spicy.

I am not crying.

I put too much spice in your food.

Forgive me, dear.

I wish...it was spicy, papa.

Sweetu...

It didn't even take thislong to grow the grey hairs.

Takes time to coloreach grey hair, papa.

By the way...people say that...

...if you pluck grey hair,more grows in its place.

Hmm...

Then why don't peoplepluck black hair?

I did ask one of my friendsto pluck his black hair.

Unfortunately,his hair never grew back.

Now for a shave.

Shave?- Yes...

Sweetu... I'll pay you if you like.

You don't need to be mypersonal barber every morning.

You'll look absolutely dashing.

Dyed hair...clean shave...

Every 'Mumtaz' in Agra...

...won't be able to taketheir eyes off this 'Shahjahan'!

And then?

Then, you can take your pick...

...and marry one of them, what else?

Did you hear that Sudha?

She's planning tobring home a mistress.

Sorry, mom!Once I am gone...

...there must be someoneto look after you.

You're getting married next month.

And you're suggestingthat I should get married too.

I don't want to leave you, papa.

What did you say?You don't want to leave me.

Sweetu... I wish youhad said this before.

I've already spent all this money...

It's pointless to talk to you.

"Bless the blind with eyes...And the sick, with good health."

"Bless the barren-women, with a son...And grace to those who are poor."

"You're revered with betel-leaf,flowers and dry fruits."

"Glory to you, O Lord Ganesha."

At least tell me...

...why should the barren-womenbe blessed with a son...

...and not daughter?

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