Bhoomi Page #2

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Sweetu... no one's evergiven it a serious thought.

That's the problem...

People only take interestin what benefits them...

...but, not in what it actually means.

You get it, don't you?

Why don't you explainit to me when you get the time?

Thank you.

I've made some reallyscrumptious stuffed pancakes.

Yeah...which I taught you to make.

Otherwise, you could only make faces.

And, those weren't pleasant either.

Serve breakfast, will you.- I am.

Hello.- Hello uncle.

"Be careful not to cut his ears off.."

Son, give them any shoe they like...

...along with 10% discount.

Now Taj gets you to thisvery famous shop in Agra...

...Called Bhoomi Handmade Footwear.

Taj...- Yes.

Here's the wedding card.

Oh, my... Congratulations.You turned out to be a sly guy.

What is sister-in-law's name?- You...

This isn't my wedding card...

It's an invitationto Bhoomi's wedding.

Bhoomi's wedding card?So why give me one?

I am family.

I am giving you onebecause you're family.

I've no one in thisworld except for you.

The wedding is onthe 16th of next month.

16th?

Yes.- Just a second.

Listen-listen-listen...all my lovely foreigner friends.

Now not only 10% discount,but 20% discount.

My niece is getting married.

There'll be drums,clarinets, and music in the air.

Enjoy! Enjoy!

What are you doing!!

Sorry-Sorry.

You see...in all this excitement...

...this Indian didn't realize thathe has strayed into Chinese borders.

Sweetu... you've such thick,black, hair.

All thanks to your massages.

Your massages are just wonderful.

Sweetu... I was thinking aboutopening up a massage parlor.

You see, then we'llown every type business...

...from head to toe.

Sweetu... you let such disgustingthings creep up your head.

Yuck... Papa!

At least you shouldstart charging them rent.

I've told you a thousandtimes to drive slow.

It's a scooter, not an airplane.Understand?

You would even makeairplanes fly slow. Isn't it?

Stop talking nonsense.

Papa, please tell him topick me up from college on time.

He was 20 minutes late even today.

And you know what kindof boys stand out there.

They whistle and tease...

Come on... stop blamingthe boys for everything.

Why can't you cover your head?

See how he's talking to me, papa.

I'm older to him,but he has no manners.

Let it be...you're justone year older to me.

And where's my mobile?Give me my mobile.

If you're such a grown-up,buy your own mobile.

Where are you going now?

Who's going to sit in the shop?- I didn't come here to sit.

I've got things to do...

Like taking sister Bhoomito the market, and I'll be late.

Miss me...if you can.

Sorry, sister...I am late.- So what's new.

You're always late.- Sit.

Let's go.- Come on.

Drive properly.- I am...

You fixed Bhoomi's wedding so soon.

It was the only auspiciousday I could find.

Don't hesitate if you need anything.

We're like family.

We'll be buying all thewedding sweets from your shop.

Vishal already knows everything.

Isn't that right, Vishal?

Hello, aunty.- Yes - Hello.

Bhoomi, you?

I went over to the shop.You left the guest-list at home.

Everything else comes later...

First, have a sweet.- Thank you.

Congratulations on your wedding.

How about some for me...I don't have diabetes.

Here... have one.

Bhoomi dear.- Yes, aunty.

If you have someoneon mind for Vishal...

...maybe a friend,then do let me know.

Yes...

Yes, aunty.

Well, Papa, shall we go?- Okay.

Goodbye.- Goodbye.

Did you practice crying?

Practice crying?- Yeah...

Those with unrequited loveare only destined to shed tears.

Show me your purse.- Why.

Show me your purse.

Allow me.- What are you doing?

Oh, my...- Photo...

My advice is that you shouldget this picture out of here too.

Or replace it with a photo of LordShiv-Parvati, or Lord Shani (Saturn)!

Put that up.

Only They can solve your problem now.

Jeetu.- Coming, sister.

Listen... even you shouldstart calling her sister now.

And you must attendyour sister's wedding.

Jeetu.- Coming, sister.

"Divine..."

"Divine..."

"My beloved's divine."

"My heart beats...because of you."

"My world resides in your heart."

"You're my first love, and my last."

"I believe your love's divine."

"May no one jinx our love."

"Come here, dear, give me a hug."

"Beloved... come in my arms.."

"Beloved... come in my arms.."

"May no one jinx our love."

"Come here, dear, give me a hug."

"Beloved... come in my arms.."

"Beloved... come in my arms.."

"Divine..."

"Divine..."

"My beloved's divine."

"Divine..."

"Divine..."

"My beloved's divine."

What's going on, brother Dhauli?

Hide and Seek.

Hide and Seek?

Children play Hide and Seek.

This is Hide and Shriek.

This is a very dangerous game.

Did you expect one ofthose boring board games?

Hey come on.

Why are you fuming?

Come.. come.

Why hasn't anyone returned yet?

In this country,finding a girl and a job take time.

And what if they find the girl?

Whoever finds the girl...

...can have her for the entire night.

Would you like to play?- No! Not me.

Hey wait.

Dhauli bhai...

I knew it... Like always,the 'Ghulam' will get the Queen.

You know Dhauli bhai...

...I can sniff out thebody from its fragrance.

Bravo!

I wish you had played too...

...it would've been much more fun.

Dhauli never plays anygame where he's bound to win.

Until you don't experiencethe fear of losing...

...there's no fun in winning.

You're a man of principles.

I may not be Salman Khan...

...but, even I can make few commitments.

Drink... you only had two.

Drink...

Take it.

Dhauli... Bhoomi's getting married.

Wow... good news.

Where are the sweets?

We could've had some sweets.

All that time in the shopmaking sweets has made you wuss.

I am not a wuss...

I did tell her that I loved her.

But she didn't believe me.And said no.

Dhauli, if he hadn'tbeen your aunt's son...

...then, I swear I would'vebanned him from entering Dholpur.

Go tell her...you're Dhauli's brother.- Doesn't matter.

She is already engaged.- But she isn't married yet.

Look...

...I've grabbed lands thatwere registered to someone else.

Tell her politely.

If she still doesn't agree,then we're here.

Your name's 'Vishal' (Big),so grow up.

Drink up...

Come on... drink.

"O beautiful bride."

"You were destined togrow young some day" - Turn.

"Become the queen..."- Dip-dip-dip.

"...of some king one day."- 1-2-3-4...

"You were destined to growyoung some day" - 1-2-3-4... Turn.

"O beautiful bride."- 1-2-3...

Arun...if you keep dancing like this.

Then, I swear,I'll sell my plot in Mathura...

...and squander all that money on you.

Get lost...

Music off...- Sell your plot...

What is it?- Sweetu...

why are you forcing me to dance?

All the guests will be dancing...

...aren't we going to dance too.We'll be humiliated.

No way we'll gethumiliated when I'm there.

What do you think I am here for?

I can do snakes,serpents, pythons, cobra, bats, rats...

...and, every other vermin dance.

Buddy...I can even danceon the sound of firecrackers.

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