Big Movie Premiere: The Proposal Page #7

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for another woman.

Come on. Haven`t left you yet, Margaret.

I got it. Let go.

- You all right?

- Yeah...

- You know what? I`m gonna go.

- Where?

I just kinda feel like going outside.

All right.

That`s the bathroom.

Oh, yeah. I know. I`m just...

I`m gonna go to go to the bathroom,

and then l`m gonna go out, outside.

All right.

All right.

OK, you just... Just have to focus,

Margaret. Just focus.

This is a business deal.

This is just a business deal.

Everything`s gonna be just fine.

OK, this is a little rough.

I can do this.

Oh, my God.

God, I hate nature! I hate it.

Not stopping. Not stopping.

Why are you not stopping?

Stop, stop, stop it, stop!

I just wanted some air.

What is that?

What now? What is that?

What is that?

What is that?

What is that?

Come to me, Margaret of New York.

It is l, Grandma Annie.

I see you are a curious one.

Come. See how I give thanks

to Mother Earth.

You know, actually,

l`m not that curious.

- l`ll just...

- Look around you.

Mother Earth has provided all this

just as she brought you and

Andrew together to be joined.

We must give thanks and ask

that your loins be abundantly fertile.

Come. Dance with me in celebration.

You know, can l, can l

just thank her from here?

I insist!

OK, OK, OK.

I will come down and dance with you.

Follow and learn.

Come on, Margaret! Feel the rhythm

of the drums. Now you.

- Me what?

- Chant.

Chant what?

Whatever comes to you. It is the way.

- But I don`t know any chants.

- To the trees. Use your vowels.

- Yes. Chant.

- Yes. Chant, chant.

- Yes! Yes!

- To the trees.

- To the universe!

- The universe. Universe.

To the crazy.

To the window, the window.

To the wall, to the wall.

To the sweat drip down my balls.

- To all you b*tches...

- Louder!

To the window, to the window.

To the walls, to the walls.

To the sweat drip down my balls.

Now all you b*tches crawl.

All skeet, skeet, mother

All skeet, skeet, goddamn

To the window to the window

To the wall to the wall

To the sweat drip down my balls

To all you b*tches crawl

All skeet, skeet, mother

All skeet, skeet goddamn

To the window to the window

To the wall to the wall

To the sweat drip down my

All you b*tches go

Gammy! Let`s take it to the bridge!

Let me see you get low

You scared, you scared

Drop your ass to the flo`

You scared, you scared

Let me see you get low

You scared, you scared

- Drop your ass to the floor

- You scared!

You scared, you scared

See you get low

- You scared, you scared

- You scared.

Your butt to the flo`

You scared, you scared

Now stop, woo

Now wiggle it

Now stop, woo

Jiggle it, just jiggle it

- Whatcha doing?

- Just wiggle it

You know, your Gammy wanted me to,

you know, chant.

- Chant from the heart.

- Balls? That`s what came to your heart?

- You know, it went with the beat.

- Your phone arrived.

I`m gonna go into town.

Wanna come?

Oh, yes, I want to go.

I want to go. Oh, hold on.

- Is it OK if I go with him?

- Whatever you do is what shall be.

But you`re OK if I go?

- Fine. Go on.

- Bye, Gammy.

- You`re a freak!

- Shut up.

Would you, please?

Hey, buddy.

Andrew, hey!

- You got that phone I ordered?

- Yes, it came in. How are you?

- Great. You?

- Good.

- Hey, hi.

- Remember this?

Yes, yes. Wonderful.

Wonderful. Yes.

- Remember that?

- Yes. Yes. I know.

Think you made quite

an impression on Ramone.

I think the part where I burst into

tears just really brought us together.

- Yeah. Oh, guess what.

- What?

Fun fact about Andrew number 1 1 :

I like Pringles.

- OK.

- They`re delicious.

All Hostess products.

Coke, never Pepsi, and beef jerky.

What, are you, like, 1 3?

Here we go.

It`s all charged up, Andrew.

Thanks, buddy.

And I put your lady`s

number in, too.

- Thank you very mu...

- Milady.

Thank, thank you very much.

Thank you. Just... thank you.

Oh, my God. I have 37 messages.

Sh*t. I need a computer.

Is there, is there a computer

in this godforsaken town?

OK. So when it runs out,

it gives you a warning.

Just put in more dimes.

- Here you go.

- What?

- You`re kidding. Dimes?

- Come on, Kels.

- You`re not kidding?

- l`ll be outside.

- Yell if you need me. You`ll be fine.

- But what am I supposed...

OK, I can figure this out.

I`m an intelligent woman.

Block `em out, block `em out,

block `em out. There you go. OK.

Now.

What is that? What is it?

Excuse me? Excuse...

OK.

OK.

So, it was nice to see Gertrude, huh?

Yeah.

She looked really pretty today.

Yeah, she did.

Must be nice to see each other

again and just catch up.

It`s definitely good to see her. It`s...

...definitely, yeah.

It`s been a long time.

Oh, there they are.

There they are. Margaret!

We need Margaret.

Afraid we`re going

to have to steal you away.

No, no, no, no.

I`m just gonna keep...

No, not to worry. No strippers,

no chanting in the woods. Promise.

- Oh, well...

- Yeah. Come on.

But not you. It`s girl stuff.

You`d hate it.

- But...

- Come on.

OK. Will l...

Are these shoes OK

for what we`re gonna do?

I can`t believe this is happening.

My mother made this dress by hand.

In this very shop. In 1 929.

It`s funny how things

come back in style.

Just... just finishing up the buttons.

Yeah, and don`t worry about the fit

because Annie is the best

tailor in southeast Alaska.

Wow, incredible.

Maybe a tad loose in certain

areas, but otherwise...

Oh, sorry.

I`m a bit chesty to begin with

and I happened to be knocked up

when I wore this.

Oh, let`s see if we can find your b*obs.

- They`re in there somewhere.

- Yes. Yes, they are.

This is like an Easter egg hunt.

Maybe they shrunk up

in the cold Alaskan air.

- There they are.

- That... yes. That would be...

- There, let`s see.

- I was thinking, if you`d like,

maybe we could head down your

way for the holidays this year.

Oh, that would...

that would be nice.

That`d be nice. Or maybe

we could come to you, too.

Well, that would be lovely.

I would like that very much.

Oh, Grace, for God`s sake.

We`ve got work to do.

- I know. I`m sorry.

- Go make yourself a cup of tea.

I`ll finish this. Go.

Now, let`s make this

absolute perfection.

Now, just one special touch

and you`re ready.

It`s been in the family

for more than 1 50 years.

Annie, it`s beautiful,

but I don`t really think...

- l`m not finished.

- Oh, sorry.

My great-grandfather gave it

to my great-grandmother

when they got married.

They were quite a scandal,

you know.

He was Russian and she was Tlingit,

and back then you had to get approval

from every member of the tribe

before you got married.

Almost broke them up.

Well... how did they

stay together then?

She was a lot like you. Tough.

Wouldn`t take ``no`` for an answer.

She was good for him.

I want you to have it.

- I can`t. Can`t take this.

- I don`t want to hear it.

Grandmothers love to give their stuff

to their grandchildren.

It makes us feel like we`ll

still be part of your lives

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