Bigfoot Horror Camp Page #5

have its benefits.

You mean like now?

Now I'd like to play a game

that we play on my planet

that I believe all

you Earthlings know

called spin the bottle.

- Oh me?

- Mmhmm.

Why would you want

me to spin your bottle?

(mysterious whooshing)

Ted you have kiss Serena.

Damn, I mean that's

it, I mean, I mean.

- Hey guys.

- Hey.

Can we play?

- Oh yeah.

- Yeah of course,

more the merrier.

Yeah, can I get the next spin?

(explosion booming)

Caller's base communicates

a strong explosion

in the sector H,

F, two, oh, three

and the zone is not

isolated any longer.

The radar sentries report

that no flying objects

have left Earth's orbit

while an aviation scout

has seen large metal segments

scattered here and there

on the ice field.

I'm afraid I must

go now Earthling Mark.

My time's not up here but I've

learned all I need to know.

Do you really have to go?

The fate of my

people depends on it.

Well I hope your stay here

helped you a little bit.

It most definitely has.

Oh good.

Maybe you can teach

the Deltron men

whatever they need to learn

so that you can save

your civilization.

Oh there are no men

on Deltron, only women.

Only women?

Yes Earthling Mark.

Do they look like you?

Oh no.

Oh.

Oh they are much more

beautiful than I am.

Is that right?

Yes.

Do you know you

never really showed me

the inside of your spaceship.

Would you like to see it?

I'd love to.

(electronic music)

Nice.

So my only question

is do we have sex here

or on our way to Deltron?

[Man] Message

received, over and out.

(dance music)

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