Bigger Fatter Liar Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 2017
- 94 min
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All night, sir?
Oh, I want you to stick
around and supervise. Me?
What? Did I st-st-st-stutter?
This has gotta be your top priority.
Got it?
Yes, sir, Mr. Wolf.
Good.
Have a nice night.
You, too.
"Top priority."
Cozy.
How do we get in?
I've got this.
Those don't look like
refrigerator repair tools.
Mmm. Sometimes, the
refrigerator is in a place
that's hard to get to, you know.
Let me try.
Key code, 555-55-55.
Clever.
What do we do?
Alarm code, 555-55-55.
At least he's consistent.
Wow. Nice place.
Yes. We should
torch it, no?
Let's just look around
a bit first, okay, Ivan?
Okay, whatever.
Anything interesting?
He's downloaded every
episode of My Little Pony.
Even the Christmas special?
What? It's a really good show.
I'll just take everything
and sort it out later.
Hey.
Look at these.
These are for...
Yeah, they are.
We got him.
Oh, he's got mu-sh...
I've hidden the car.
Did you get the stuff?
Skin bleach.
And skin dye.
He's here.
Game on.
The alarm! We forgot to
turn the alarm back on.
Ah...
Hmm.
Mmm.
Every day I'm getting
faster, stronger.
Every day I'm getting
faster, stronger.
Every day I'm getting
faster, stronger.
Every day I'm getting faster...
Do you think it's gonna work? Every
day I'm getting faster, stronger.
Every day I'm getting
faster, stronger.
Every day I'm...
Maybe we didn't use enough.
I think we used enough.
Let's get to work.
Oh! What did I do last night?
My head's killing me.
That kid!
It's that kid!
Mr. Wolf's office.
Hi, Penny. It's Melissa
from Mr. Highcroft's office.
It's about his meeting
today with Mr. Wolf.
What?
Mr. Highcroft's office called. He
changed your appointment to noon.
He'd like to meet you
for lunch instead.
No, no, no. No! No!
I'm trying to find your day-planner
to see if that'll work...
Did you want me to tell him
you're unavailable?
No. He'll think
something's wrong.
Okay. I'm texting you
Are you sure you're up
for this meeting?
What is that supposed to mean?
You just... You just mind
your own business!
I'm fine.
Everything's fine!
Huh?
Kevin Shepard,
I'm going to kill you!
Shut the hell up, you moron!
Sorry! It's not me!
It's the car.
Oh, really? Really?
Are you kidding me? This
is a $200,000 automobile!
Good for you, buddy!
Good for you!
I got your license plate,
Hooterville!
So sue me!
Oh! Yeah!
Problem, sir? Whoa!
Officer, did you see that?
Please put your hands
where I can see them, sir.
No, no. That hillbilly! He
deliberately backed into my car!
Uh-huh. Can I see your license
and registration, please?
Oh, no, I got a meeting
I got to get...
Hey! No sudden
movements, sir.
Ah, it's in
the glove compartment.
Cirque do Soleil in town?
What? No, no. It's just... This is a prank.
It's a long story.
What's this?
What... What is this?
These are the blueprints for
the bank over on 17th Street.
No, this.
What is this?
Gun!
Gun!
What? No! It's rubber!
You see? It's a fake gun!
Come on! I mean, it's my first
day on the job. Just freeze.
What are you gonna do'? You gonna...
No, no, no, no...
Yeah. There might
be more of them there, so...
Better put out an APB for any
mimes carrying concealed weapons.
Got him.
Good. Now can we go home?
Why? I thought
we were having fun.
We are.
It's just, I feel bad
about lying to my parents.
Come on. A little lie here and
there doesn't hurt anybody.
Besides, it makes
life interesting.
It makes me interesting.
You don't need a lie to do that.
I guess, after my mom died,
it just seemed easier to make up stuff
than it was to have to face the truth.
I just sort of got used to it.
Well, I don't want
to get used to it.
Like you've never
lied to your parents before?
Once.
You remember that time we snuck out and
went to the Midnight Madness movies?
Yeah?
I got caught.
You never told me that.
I didn't want to make you feel
bad, but I got in big trouble.
I told them I snuck out alone.
You lied for me? Why?
Because, dummy, uh...
You're my best friend.
And that's the truth.
- What took you so long?
- I'm sorry.
But I had to explain to accounting
why I needed bail money!
Mr. Wolf, I don't understand why you had
bank blueprints, and a mask, and a gun!
It wasn't a real gun!
Officer.
Mr. Wolf!
Well, you have been acting
very suspicious lately.
It's not me, it's...
Oh, never mind.
Yes, sir.
Does it have anything to
do with your face, sir?
Oh, shut up, Penny!
That's not how you found my car!
Oh, no. Oh, no.
That's how I found your car.
You'll be hearing
from my lawyer.
Go back to France, creep!
I'm not from France!
Would you open it?
Idiot!
Well, you're welcome!
You're kidding.
Okay.
Oh.
Go, Niners!
I'm looking for a man
named Highcroft.
I think you're in the
wrong place, freakshow.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa.
Are you threatening me
because I'm wearing makeup?
Because I look like a mime?
Because I'm just
a little bit different?
I thought this was America.
I thought...
I thought
we were supposed to accept people,
no matter what they look like.
Phew! Or smell like.
I mean, after all,
I don't get on your case
when you get a little drunk and
try to get romantic with a squid.
No, I do not.
I mean, in my book.
What you people do on the high
seas stays on the high seas!
Am I right?
Who's with me?
So, you give up yet?
It was you?
What'd you do to my face?
I can't... I can't get it off!
My face!
I... I'm gonna...
I'm gonna kill you!
Careful, Wolfie.
They don't care much for
Oh! Doesn't matter.
I mean, fine.
I mean, you got me with your
little sophomoric prank, right?
But, big picture?
I'm the winner.
You're the loser!
We'll see.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We'll see. We'll see.
Yeah! We'll see!
Where's my car?
Taxi!
Is he here yet?
Well, actually...
Good, good, good.
'Cause I don't want that little toad
running off to his grandpa, telling him...
No, no, no... I kept his
precious brat waiting.
Miss Wise, I don't have time
to sit around and waste...
Mr. Highcroft! What a
pleasure it is to see you!
my humblest apologies
It was car trouble.
Yeah, whatever. Wolf, what's
going on with your face?
What? Oh, my...
My face? Yes, my face.
My face...
It's a publicity stunt.
Publicity!
For that new carnival game
that we have in development.
You look completely stupid.
Oh. Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
All right, I'm here
to see Big Fat Liar.
What do you have to show me?
You! Showtime.
So, we're all set for the big
launch tomorrow, right, Kelly?
"Kenny."
Kenny.
Gotcha. Here. Start it.
No, no, no. No, no, Mr. Wolf! No, no,
no, no? Oh! You want me to do it?
Okay, here we go. Ready?
Big Fat Liar!
Bigger Fatter Liar!
What is this crap?
What is this crap?
I tried to tell you!
Yeah, we're still beta-testing, sir.
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