Bigger Fatter Liar Page #6

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door's not gonna open itself!

Hmm.

Hey, don't I know you

from somewhere?

Appliances.

Oh, no.

What are you, crazy?

No! You were crazy to steal

from Ivan Slobodovich!

Look, I'm sorry, okay?

Hey! Slow down, will ya?

You know,

we can talk about this!

No, too late for talking.

Oh!

Ah!

NO, no!

Hey!

Call office!

Would you like to call ice?

Not ice! Why would I want ice?

I want the office!

Call office!

Larry Wolf's office.

Penny! Penny,

help me! Help me.

I'm in the back of a limousine.

Yeah. Call the cops. The

driver's trying to kill me.

Sure thing, Mr. Wolf.

I'll get right on that.

Phase one is in progress.

Copy.

Bravo team, move into position.

Where are we?

What, you want money?

Name your price.

I don't want money.

What do you want?

I want credit for my invention.

I can make it happen.

Just let me out of here.

And my old job back.

Done!

You're on the payroll

as of this second. Boom, bang!

And full health

insurance and dental.

No problem.

Do you have vision?

Vision?

You only get 10% off

of frames and lenses,

and nothing off of contacts.

You know, it's a huge rip...

You want it? You got it.

Well, 10% isn't too bad.

Yeah, I'll pay for the rest of

it myself, out of my own pocket.

We got a deal?

No deal.

Looks like you're going to

miss your big launch party.

Ivan? Ivan?

Ivan?

No...

Get me out of here!

Oh, no! No! No, no,

no, no, no, no!

Help me! Help me!

Need some help?

Hey! Kid, kid!

Make a call!

Tell them I'm on the tracks.

Tell them to stop the train.

You ready to tell the truth?

What?

All you have to do is

tell my dad the truth.

"The truth"? The truth!

Highly overrated, kid.

Just admit you stole my idea.

Yeah, fine! Fine, fine, fine.

Fine, yeah, fine, fine,

fine. Yes. I stole it,

I stole Big Fat Liar.

You gave me the paper

in the back of my car

and I stole it.

Okay? You happy now?

Yup. That's all I wanted.

I'm gonna die!

I'm gonna die.

You've got a good team

working for you, Wolf.

You really should

treat them better.

Hey! Kid! No!

Give me that phone!

You... No!

Kid.

Kid! No! Wait! Just...

Wait!

Hey, kid!

Hey, kid!

Where are you going?

Give me back that phone!

Hey!

Hey! Stop! Stop that kid!

Stop that kid!

Get him! Get him!

Stop him!

Stop that kid!

You idiot!

Watch your blood pressure.

Get down there!

Really?

Stay down there!

You idiot!

You can't outrun the Wolf.

Oh...

Oh, I'm sorry for

the interruption, folks.

Game's over.

Beat it, kid.

I'm sorry for the way I look.

It's been a very strange day.

Out of the way, toad.

But enough about me.

Lights.

You're not here for that.

You're not here for that.

No, you're hereto witness the

evolution of mobile gaming.

An evolution,

may I say a revolution,

that I championed here

at Highcroft Electronics,

long before this

new regime ever took over.

So, ladies and gentlemen,

may I introduce

Big Fat Liar!

Every day I'm getting

faster, stronger.

Every day I'm getting

faster and stronger.

Every day I'm getting

faster, stronger.

I'm gonna work you morons

like rented monkeys

until I tum this turd of a

department into a winner.

I'm gonna see to it that you spend

the rest of your pathetic life

programming talking baby

dolls till your ears bleed!

Gotcha!

Well, that explains

the underwear.

I doubt that.

I don't play video games.

Video games are for losers

with nothing else to do.

I didn't... Did I say that?

No, I didn't.

Turn it off!

Turn it off now, or you're

all fired, you idiots!

Kid, the truth

is overrated, all right?

Just admit you stole my idea.

Fine. Fine, fine,

fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.

I admit it.

{stole Big Fat Liar.

You gave me your

stupid little paper

in the backseat of my car,

and I stole it!

You happy now?

God, I'm gonna die!

How did you get that?

I just destroyed your phone.

There's this new thing

these days called "email."

I sent the video as

soon as I got it. Duh.

You know, for the head of

an interactive division,

you really don't know

too much about technology.

Mr. Highcroft,

I can explain.

This is all a big

misunderstanding. It's...

You have 15 minutes

to clear out your desk.

It's a trick.

It's just a big...

Jimmy?

It's a trick!

Gee, Wolf...

Looks like nobody believes

anything you say anymore.

Ah!

Et tu, Jimmy?

I'm sorry, sir, but I don't understand

Latin. Must be all the steroids.

See ya, Wolf.

So Big Fat Liar was your idea?

Yes, sir.

Well, then show them.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I'm proud to introduce my...

- Our new game.

- Yeah!

Big Fat Liar.

Dad?

Congratulations, son.

Dad, what are you doing here?

How did you...

Becca called her parents,

and her parents called me,

and, well, here we are.

Dad, I'm so sorry.

For everything. I promise

to never lie again.

We can talk about that later,

but right now,

I think they want you.

Kevin, I'm so proud of you.

It was actually designed

by high-school student

Kevin Shepard,

who I'm proud to announce will

be interning for us next summer.

- In other news...

- Kevin?

Yeah, Dad?

Two tickets to San Francisco?

First-class?

Do you have any idea

how much that cost?

Oh, right. Here.

You can take it

out of my royalty check.

Sales for the gaming industry are

up 12% this year based on...

If that's not enough,

there should be another one

next week.

Uh-huh.

New graphics chip set,

sales are expected

to climb well into Christmas.

Something very heavy

at the end of this rope!

It's a large rock!

Here, I'm gonna pick it up.

The wind!

The Wind's coming!

The wind! Wait a minute!

The wind...

Oh, lookit, there's money flying

around in the wind! In the hat!

That's where the money goes!

That's where the money goes!

I'm in a glass box.

You suck.

No! You suck!

I don't go to your job and show

you how to use the plunger, do I?

No, I don't!

I'm in a box, a glass box.

Is there a teddy

bear in the room?

You know, I wouldn't bother...

There it is.

Let's cut the cameras.

Cut! Good.

No, not good.

Uh-huh. One more.

It's for emergencies only.

You got that?

Yeah. I got it.

When I'm standing in his office.

Cut.

Ah, 'Cause...

He's got a tail.

My thing is...

Cut.

Don't worry about it.

It's just a little white lie.

Hold on. Hang on a second.

I got another call.

Cut.

Lady!

This turned into

a one-act play!

First of all,

this was unplugged.

A mark.

And cut!

Good morning!

Can I sit here?

Perfect. ls that

okay for you?

I can't! I can't

get it off! What?

I'm gonna...

I'm gonna...

I'm gonna kill you!

Kill you!

Cut, cut, cut!

A mark.

No, no, no.

Mark it, baby.

I know, I looked at her for a

second, and then I looked away.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry "aboot" that.

Sorry, sorry...

- Still rolling.

- Rolling!

She can't wait to

be done with me.

And...

Come back.

And cut.

So I can stay...

Cut.

Cut! Good.

And that, my darlings,

is a wrap.

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