Billy Page #8

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happened to me in the past 10 years,

I've gotta say

I've had a real sh*t of a decade.

No, no. No, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry,

but it's the only way to describe...

what's happened to me

in the past 10 years.

You see, in the past 10 years...

I have been spat at, shot at,

hassled, abused, threatened,

throttled, I've been cut open,

sewn up, cut open again,

had something pulled out,

something put back in, sewn up again.

I've been chased by

the Inland Revenue Department.

Caught

by the Inland Revenue Department.

Bloody government

revoked my fish quota licence.

Yes! My lawyer's living in Honolulu.

My accountant's been put away

for misappropriation.

Bloody kids are sniffing aviation fuel.

Missus has taken off

with an Asian smack dealer.

I've got a Roller with a slashed soft top,

a Merc with a cracked head,

bloody swimming pool overflowed

and flooded the tennis court.

Oh, I tell you what, it's bloody hard

being a Maori today, eh?

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