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Biloxi Blues Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1988
- 106 min
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Right, right,
I'd take the record contract.
Ha! Moron!
He could've humped 5,000 girls
and now he's got a record
contract that ain't worth sh*t!
Wrong.
Because now I'm a big star and everyone knows
that stars get all the girls they want.
Oh yeah? How?
You're dead!
Girls don't go out
with dead record stars!
Bullshit, it's my fantasy.
I can do whatever I want with it!
What's my score, Gene?
Well, you started off with an A-minus,
but you ended up with a B.
B. That's better than
I ever did in school.
Selridge is next.
Okay, okay, here we go.
I make it with seven of the
richest women in the world.
And I'm so hot,
each one of 'em gives me a million bucks.
So, at the end of the week,
Pretty good, huh?
If you're dead,
what are you gonna do with $7 million?
I told you,
that's why I need 10 days.
I need to take a long weekend
and spend the money.
Give up, suckers,
I got you all beat.
Moronic.
It's beyond moronic... it's sub-moronic.
Yeah. Go ahead, Jerome,
break their hearts and tell 'em my score.
It lacks poetry.
I give Selridge a B-minus.
B-minus? You give
me a B-minus?
record star and he gets a B.
I want my money back.
Hey, touch that money
and you're dead.
I was kiddin'.
You think I was serious?
I was kiddin'.
Who's next?
Hennessey.
Me?
No, I'm not ready yet.
Eugene:
It's your turn.
I'm not very good
at things like this.
Come on, just say it.
No, I can't think
of anything.
He can't think of anything,
so he's out.
Tough sh*t.
Give him an F. Who's next?
No, no, okay, okay.
I'd spend it
with my family.
Oh, is this guy serious?
Selridge:
What an a**hole.I'd spend it with my family.
Come on, it's my last week,
I can do whatever I want.
And I'd...
yeah, I'd like it to be with my family.
Okay, Jerome,
what do you give him for that crap?
Well, it's not that interesting,
but at least it's honest.
B-plus.
Wykowski:
Wow.Okay, that's it, this game is fixed.
I'm callin'
the military police.
I get a B-minus for screwin'
seven millionairesses
and he gets a B-plus
for going home to his mother?
I want to change my answer. I want to
visit sick children in the hospital.
Will you knock it off,
Selridge?
You had your turn.
Toomey:
See you in the morning.
As you were.
Lights out
in five minutes, boys.
Better get your rest.
You never know what surprise
is coming up tomorrow.
Okay, Wykowski,
you're next.
Okay.
with a world-famous woman,
somebody that nobody could
have in this country but me,
and be the only American
to have her.
Have you
someone in mind?
Yeah, I got someone
in mind.
I think we're
heading for an A-plus.
Who's the woman, Wykowski?
The Queen of England.
Boom!
The Queen of England?
Ohh!
That is disgusting, that's like
making it with your own grandmother.
For a whole week?
Maybe we stop for
tea and crumpets.
Apes and gorillas,
I'm living with apes and gorillas.
Come on, what's his score?
Give him his score.
Yeah, give the
Earl of Meatloaf his score.
This is a tough one.
I find it completely
unredeeming in every way...
morally, ethically
and sexually.
But it's got style.
A-minus.
Ohhh!
A-minus?
You're sick, Jerome.
You give the highest score
to the guy who humps
the mother
of the British empire?
So, I'm winnin', right?
Not yet, there's
two more to go.
Epstein's next. I want to hear what
his last week on earth would be like.
Probably wants to take an
English exam at city college.
Hurry up,
they're blowin' retreat.
Come on, Arnold,
it's your last week on earth.
What's your secret desire?
I don't want to say it.
If I say it,
it might not come true.
I know, I know...
he wants to pass gas.
He wants to bend over
and blow up the whole world.
Will you give him a chance.
He has one.
What is it, Arnold?
Eugene:
What's the last thingyou want to do on this earth?
I would like to make
Sergeant Merwin J. Toomey...
do 200 push-ups
in front of this platoon.
That's good.
I hate to admit it,
but it's good.
It's all right.
500 would have been better.
I think it's terrific.
A-plus.
Oooh! A-plus?
You're crazy... now you can't win.
But if it's a tie,
all bets are off, nobody wins.
Fair enough.
Somebody else has to judge me.
Wykowski, pick a judge.
Okay, sure.
I pick Selridge.
I love it.
No matter what crap he says,
he gets an A-plus.
Your money is safe, boys.
Retreat means
lights out, goddamn it!
I never had men
do push-ups in bed before.
Come on, Jerome,
let's hear yours.
All right.
Okay.
I always wanted
to get mine
by wiping out an entire
battalion of Japanese marines.
Wykowski:
Forget the medals.What do you do with your last week on earth?
I would lose my virginity,
win the Pulitzer Prize
for Literature...
and fall in love
with the perfect girl.
Carney:
Why don't you scorethe winning touchdown
for Notre Dame
while you're at it?
Give him a score, Roy,
so's we can take our money back.
I give him a C-minus.
What?
Hey, I'm not gonna let him
beat me with that pissy story.
I came up
with something hot.
I'm not giving him an A-plus
for falling in love.
Why doesn't he go home
and visit Hennessey's family?
Jesus, you're a moron!
Go look in the latrine and see
if you dropped your brain!
Come on, Arnold. Arnold, you win.
It's your money.
Wykowski:
Oh, man, it never fails.
It's always the Jews who end
up with the money, right, Roy?
Selridge:
I don't know,I never met a Jew before the Army.
Oh, they're easy to spot.
There's one.
There's another one.
They're the ones who slide
so no one sees them eat it,
right, Jerome?
I'm not going to take that Jew
crap from you any more, Wykowski.
I know you could probably
beat the hell out of me,
but I'm not going
to take it anymore.
Sure you will.
You're gonna take any sh*t from me, okay?
Shh.
Let's see how tough you are.
Because I'm gonna...
Cut it out, Wykowski.
What difference does it make
what religion he is?
I didn't start it... Epstein's the one
who's too good to take orders, isn't he?
Hey, if he doesn't shape up, I'll bust his
face whether he's got a Jew nose or not!
Toomey:
Ten-hut!
What the hell's going on here?
Hennessey:
Nothing, Sergeant.What do you mean "nothing,"
Hennessey?
I heard threats,
challenges,
invitation to bust the noses
of minority races.
Hmm.
You still tellin' me
nothing's going on here?
Yes, sir.
I see.
Pinelli, Sweeney...
Davis, Polaski...
Woolridge,
hit the floor.
Give me 100 push-ups.
If I can't discipline
these boys here,
maybe the rest of you can.
Count off!
Men on ground:
One,two...
three, four, five...
six, seven, eight...
...nine, 10...
Man #1:
Sh*t!11, 12...
Man #2:
Wykowski!13, 14, 15...
Man #3:
Son of a b*tch!16, 17...
Man #4:
Goddamn it!18, 19, 20, 21...
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