Bio-Dome Page #7

hes been doing all this time?

Ramona

I will fly

I am God.

No. I am God.

All is peaceful and quiet

here tonight...

as the domers

spend their last days inside...

trying to reach homeostasis.

This is Joachim West reporting.

Its going to be a real blast...

three-day rally to boycott fur.

Why dont you start with

the fur on your back, homo?

Sapiens.

That was good.

No. I am God.

Homeostasis is at 98%.

Homeostasis is at 98%.

Were close. Its going

to come down to the wire.

Only ten hours left.

If only we had another day.

Or another twenty-four hours.

Ladies.

Hey, guys.

We just...

we wanted to say

thanks for everything.

We thought you were

brain-damaged or something...

but we were wrong.

Youre very special.

You mean special,

like riding on...

the little yellow bus

to school special?

Very special.

And, Doyle, lve been thinking

about that yogurt thing.

Fruit at the bottom,

waiting to be stirred.

Wait. I have a girlfriend.

Excuse me. Lm sorry.

Were sorry. Its just...

we have girlfriends

on the outside of the dome...

but you are just fan...

Good night, Squirly.

- Good night, Doyle.

- Wait.

That might have been...

the smartest

or the dumbest thing...

weve ever done in our lives.

Probably both.

Whats that noise?

- What?

- Do you hear that?

- Yeah. What is it?

- I dont know.

Wow!

Check out Faulkners

secret hatch action.

- Cool.

- Yes. How James Bondish.

Hurry up.

Come on, Stub.

Wow.

What is that?

Ahoy, Noah!

Matey!

You dont look so good.

Youre looking kind of grisly.

l... I have

a lovely sack of coconuts...

that lve altered

in a small way...

and I wondered...

would you be kind enough

to hold them for me?

- OK.

- Sure.

- How you been, man?

- We missed you.

Smelly.

OK. In case

youve been wondering...

we have been kicking

some serious ass...

on the homeostasis front.

This place

is almost back to normal.

So what are the coconuts for...

pina coladas?

lm rigging

some pyrotechnics...

for the door-opening ceremony

tomorrow...

which I feel is essential...

for the culmination

of this whole process.

Give me that thing.

Yes. Yes.

I dont think he liked the way

you play with his coconuts.

When the doors open,

I dont anticipate any problems.

Just let them come out.

Isnt it amazing how clear

everything gets sometimes?

Havent you felt that

in the moment...

when everything

is proportionately correct?

Thats how I am now.

Anyway, boys,

keep your eye on the clock.

When it hits zero,

you will like what you see.

Adieu!

And off he goes.

Into the wild blue.

- Come on.

- OK.

Hey, wait a minute.

Cluster. Coconut.

Hey, you know,

hes not such a bad guy.

For a grizzly guy.

I mean,

hes just a little...

Hes misunderstood.

Exactly.

You know what?

We bring out the best in people.

And people bring out

the best in us, too, Doyle.

Look at us right now.

I mean,

whod have ever thought...

Look! Right?

Here. Go long.

- Stubby going long!

- Keep going!

I got it! I got it!

You OK, Stub?

That was no ordinary coconut.

We rigged

tons of those things, Squirl.

They could level this place!

Let us out of here!

Theres a bomb in here!

Hey, whats going on?

Dont worry.

You cant do that.

This costs

two thousand dollars a sheet!

- Damn bionic glass!

- What are we going to do?

We got to stop

that mother Faulkner!

You guys, come back!

lts too dangerous back there!

My creation!

I know thee not.

But go gently...

into the maelstrom.

Freeze!

Roshambo for the Dome, doc?

You feel lucky?

Well, yeah. I think I do.

On three... one, two, three.

Paper?

Dont feel bad.

I would have done it anyway.

Give me the detonator.

What is the magic word?

There has to be a magic word.

The magic words on three.

Three!

You cut him off

through the tunnel.

lm going to go get

his maelstrom.

I got you now, Faulkner!

Come on, baby!

lm coming for you!

Wheels!

So thats how that rats

been getting around!

When I get you, lm going to...

Slow down.

- Lm going back in.

- Lll go with you.

lm going...

to worry about you guys

while youre in there.

Just kidding! Lm coming!

When I see you, lm going to...

lm going to...

Will you finish

a complete thought?

I got it. I got it!

You idiot!

Hang on, Squirl!

- Get him, Squirl!

- Cant turn it off!

Youre choking me!

- Give it...

- No!

- Give me the detonator!

- No!

lm coming, Squirl!

Assume the position!

Warning... detonation in five...

Warning... detonation in five...

four, three...

two, one.

Destruct sequence deactivated.

Homeostasis restored to 100%.

- Happy Earth Day.

- Whats happening?

We did it!

Oh, my God.

That was the stupidest thing

weve ever done.

Youre right, but sometimes

stupid can be pretty cool.

Hey, we did it!

We stopped Faulkner!

We saved the dome!

I love you.

God, Romulus,

easy with the tongue action.

Poor folks. They must be toast.

Remember your training.

Wheres Faulkner?

Lets go arrest him!

I really underestimated

you fellows.

Interested in a permanent job

at Bio-Dome? Big bucks.

You guys are my heroes.

Bye, Bud. Well miss you.

Well, Petri dish,

what can I say?

How about good-bye?

You can save the world

from your couch.

lm so proud of you, Doyle.

- Lm proud of me, too.

- You should be.

I love you!

We definitely learned

a few things, thats for sure.

For one, we definitely

have to listen to...

Your girlfriends?

Yes, but most importantly,

Mother Nature.

Whats wrong, sweetie?

I think Mother Natures

calling me again right now.

- Can you cork it?

- Negatory.

Theres no place to go

out here.

Hey, what about that factory?

I dont think so, Bud.

Trust me, OK?

Were celebrities.

Car, drive up!

Any of you guys seen Faulkner?

No sign of him over here.

How could he have gotten out?

Hes not here.

I dont see him.

- Check over in the lagoon.

- Hes not here.

Hey! He must have gotten

through the back door!

Whered he get the key?

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