Bio-Dome Page #6

- Yeah, we didnt think.

Thats the problem, Bud.

- You never think.

- About anything.

Wait. Monique, stop!

Can we call you later?

Bud, this isnt a joke.

I never want to see you again.

- I dont know you.

- Lm Doyle Johnson.

Youve seen me naked.

Faulkners gone.

He disappeared.

All we found were these.

They look as though

theyve been chewed by a rat.

The first rat

to desert a sinking ship.

Romulus, I should have

left you in charge.

Well, maybe not.

Mr. Leaky?

The damage is devastating.

The toxins

are way off the scale...

and the pH is acidic enough

to digest a battery.

It took years

to build this world...

and you geniuses took

only one month to destroy it.

God couldnt work

at such a fast pace.

I havent seen devastation

of this magnitude...

since the Great Chipmunk Fire

of 79.

Go home. Its over.

We made Vasquez Lake.

- We got to fix it.

- We got to.

- Where are you guys headed?

- Out.

Well, wait.

You cant leave.

Were going to need your help.

- For what?

- To clean this place up.

Theres no point in staying.

The ecosystem is dead.

Its not dead.

Its just thrashed.

The point was to live

in a sealed environment...

and maintain

perfect homeostasis...

without contact

from the outside world.

The entire experiment

has been compromised.

Wait!

Screw the experiment!

No one leaves.

Now, listen!

Were taking over this dome...

and you guys

are going to help us fix it.

Do you have any idea

how impossible it would be...

to make this place

habitable again?

Impossible is my nom de plumb.

Now, you guys have spent

your whole lives...

trying to make the world

a better place, right?

Well, heres your chance.

Only its not perfect.

Its like it is out there.

Come on, guys.

We got to save the Bio-Dome.

lve never quit anything

in my whole life...

except Chinese calligraphy...

my thesis, "Tuna and you...

the early years"...

Kangaroo anatomy,

toe photography...

booger sculpture,

and masturbation.

Well, maybe not masturbation,

but give me a break.

Its the only thing

lm good at.

You are very good at it, Stub...

very good.

So come on.

Whos a quitter?

In five seconds, lm going

to swallow this key...

so if you want to leave,

you better do it now.

Count it, Squirl.

One...

two...

lll do it.

three...

four...

Wait, wait, wait.

I dont want to get locked in.

Just wait one second, please.

Let me out of here.

Dont. Open the door.

Thank you, Bob.

Nice to see you again, Darrell.

Last chance.

Five.

Dick!

Oh, my God. You did it.

Were all going to die!

Grouse mate for life,

year after year after year.

They travel thousands of miles

to reunite and mate.

We were watching that.

lll put it right back.

I want to see if the sniper...

killed the clown at the mall.

If we slow it down, we can

actually see the bullets...

enter and exit Buttercup.

- Ew!

- Gross!

Back and to the left.

A clown.

The infamous Bio-Dome

is back in the news.

It seems a standoff

has developed...

between scientists

still inside...

and project investors.

Our Joachim West

is live at the scene.

Aries,

the Bio-Dome scientists...

are refusing to leave

the world they destroyed.

Bud and Doyle, I love you!

- A standoff?

- Hold it. Theres Mr. Leaky...

the projects

principal investor.

I studied chemistry in Sweden!

I can lick my back!

All I can say right now

is were still negotiating.

Were trying

to keep them aware...

of the dangerously

low level of oxygen inside.

Thats all for now.

Homeostasis is 1% of normal.

Animal life will terminate

in fourteen days.

Fourteen days?

Thats almost two weeks.

This is madness.

I dont see how it can be done.

Bingo! Revive plant life.

See? Now the plants

will get that island tan.

Photosynthesize, planties.

Hopefully,

it will also produce...

what Doyle and I call

the beer can effect...

whereby heat inside

will stimulate condensation...

you know, like the outside

of a cold brew.

That should increase

the moisture inside here...

and bring on

a nice little downpour.

Itll work. All we got to do

is filter the air.

Light bulb!

Making a filter

Dont worry, Stub.

Olivia said we could just use

wet bed sheets.

- What about all these butts?

- At least you collected them.

Do you know how many laws

youve broken?

How many?

Bud, Doyle, wheres the key

to the back door?

- Doyles got it.

- Thank God!

- Doyle, give me the key.

- Give the man the key.

- You sure?

- Give him the key.

Push!

He needs a cup of joe

to let it flow!

Leaky, reach on up

in there and get it!

But make sure

you take off your watch.

No, I was the last one

out, right?

And Bob, the last words

he said to me were...

"If I go, man,

you take the torch.

"You save the planet."

Right? And lm like, "Wild!"

- Excuse me.

- Monique!

I see Mom

let you off your leash.

Bud and Doyle refuse to speak

to anyone but you.

You would be doing the world

and posterity...

a great favor if you could

convince them both...

to give up

this foolish quest.

Hi, guys.

So, uh...

So when are you guys

going to come out?

Earth Day.

You guys still mad at us?

Is that what this is all about?

This isnt one of our pranks.

Were for real.

Youre really for real?

We think about you guys

all the time.

We miss you, too.

Youve come a long way, Bud.

Thanks.

That really helped a lot.

lve used this technique

in many siege situations.

Its pure torture. This will

definitely drive them out.

Youre the expert.

Good boy, Billy. Good boy.

Come on. Come on.

Romulus!

Your papalopadus are porking!

Excellent tree bark, yall.

Tastes just like chicken.

Here you go, friend.

48% of normal!

Its really like I have

two sons... Doyle and Bud.

I have one from Llnstitut

de Nature in Strasbourg.

They want Bud and Doyle

to stockpile their sperm bank.

This ones from the people

at Bladder Buster.

They want the boys

to endorse their new drink...

the Colonic Cannon.

Youre not going to believe

who this ones from.

"Viva Los Bio-Dome!"

Might be quite hard. Take

the right leg. Throw it up.

Push it to your chest

and then behind the head.

We could grow

a whole new crop of tomatoes.

Trick or treat!

What, you guys

dont have any candy?

Oh, Mr. Dude, look at you.

And whats your little name?

Purple sticky ponge.

Youre going to make someone

really happy.

Checking Santas list...

to see whos been

naughty and nice.

Bud and Doyle!

Happy New Year!

Crunchy soy patty...

with lactose-free cheese?

I need a fuse.

Ionized porkodilineate...

with red dye number two?

Yeah. Keep going.

What senseless vandalism.

Do you think

its really Faulkner?

Whoever was in this closet knew

what they were looking for.

I want to talk to him

and tell him were sorry...

and that were going to try

and make up for it.

We should get him back here,

involved, you know?

We could use another genius.

I dont think

thats a very good idea.

If he wanted to talk,

he would have come to us.

What do you think

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