Bio Zombie

Hey, it's starting now.

Hey Pal, sit down!

Let me set up the machine.

How long is this film?

l think it's...

Um... l don't know.

What?

Those guys over there...

...they're cuddled

real close to each other.

So, why would l care?

You don't think they're gay, do you?

Nah, l don't think so.

Hey, l see a really hot

babe sitting over there.

Really, where?

Over there, third row on the right.

She looks pretty good from the back.

Hey Pal, put out your cigarette!

Are you serious, you

call that good looking?

Sorry, my mistake.

Hey, l gotta go take a dump.

What, again?

Yeah.

Are you kidding?

Mr. Watchman, goofing off again?

What?

Hey, yesterday was May 8th, right?

Yeah?

So today must be May 9th.

No, it's August 4th.

l want to go see the Titanic movie.

What the hell for? We just

saw a movie. Wasn't that enough?

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

look who's coming...

Hello ladies, you've lost some

weight, what have you been on?

lt's none of your

business, you piece of sh*t.

Wow!

Look at those big... wheels!

Bye bye...

Whoa... what a great set of lights!

And they only cost ten bucks!

You think l'll be able to

get my antennae inside?

l'd be happy just to touch it!

Say you say you

love me, say you love...

Say you say you love me...

What are you guys doing?

Hey Kui...

...you've got lots of

new stuff today, huh?

Why are you open so early today?

Trying to make a living...

...not like you bastards.

You don't get in till after lunch.

He's right, we are bastards...

So, how's business?

No business, right?

So why do you need

to open so early then?

Listen, you bastards...

We're just kidding around.

Gotta go.

Smile, Kui...

lt'll lighten up your ugly face!

What's the matter, honey?

What the hell do you

know? Just get back to work!

Bye Bye.

Rolls...

T-Thirty percent

discount coupons for sashimi...

Thirty percent? Well,

it's better than nothing.

Loi, she's been coming here for a week

and you're giving her all this free food.

l've been coming here for

over a year and l get squat...

Why's that? Am l not as pretty as her?

Jelly, stop teasing.

Just ignore her.

You can keep on

treating me the same way.

Okay.

Let's go, Cindy's

minding the shop by herself.

Rolls, l brought you a present.

Can l give it to you after work?

Sure, l'll wait for you, ok?

Hey, Sushi Boy's got the hots for you.

So, did l say l liked him?

Say you, say you love me...

What are you looking at?

Haven't you ever

seen a pretty face before?

How many coupons did

you get from Sushi Boy?

A few.

Man, you've got such a smart mouth...

Come on, let's test it...

Jelly, how's it going?

What's up?

This is...

Oh, so you want to hit on my friend?

Rolls, this Woody and Bee.

Hi.

How ya doing?

So, which shop is yours?

We have a DVD shop.

lt's just a small business, to kill time...

lt can't even support a

house or car, it's just for fun.

Want to grab some lunch?

Don't you have to work?

No, why? Do you?

l haven't earned a penny today...

...want to be my first customer?

You're selling women's things, l can't help.

Men can get facials too.

Come on, buy ten

coupons from me, please.

lt's only four hundred dollars.

Only four hundred?

Only four hundred.

Sure, but l gotta go get my wallet.

Not closing soon, are you?

What a waste of time.

Come on, let's go.

Guess ya struck out?

Four hundred just to kick it to her?

We can get full service at the

nightclub and still get change back.

For her? No way!

Humph, you just wait until l'm loaded.

She'll do a facial for me

all right, with her tongue!

Damn right!

Hey kid, trying to steal?

Hey, that DVD l

brought from you doesn't work.

Are you sure?

Really?

Look at that! l can't

even see Steven Chou's face.

How can you say it's Steven

Chou if you can't see Steven Chou?

How can l watch it?

The picture keeps moving.

lt's the style from MTV.

This is special

cinematography.

But l can't see anything

for the first ten minutes.

As long as you can see the

last 80 minutes, what do you care?

lt's only a few

bucks, what'd you expect?

lf you want clear, go

see it at the movie theater!

Bunch of frauds...

What, you think we cheated you?

l'll blow you head off for that insult!

Who the hell do you think you are?

You trying to start something here?

Fine, l'll be nice this time.

Just pick two

porno videos and get out!

Come over here, pick two and get out!

l'm warning you, keep your

mouth shut! l know where you live!

Get out!

lf all our customers were like you,

we would go bankrupt, four eyes...

Who is it?

lt's me.

Yes, Boss.

How's business?

You kids, quit messing up my shelves!

Keep it down!

Business is good, Boss.

The store's packed!

Good, now go pick

up my car from the shop.

Okay Boss, right away...

Bee, close shop.

Why?

We gotta go get the car for the Boss.

Huh? Whatever.

Four six!

Six four!

Four six!

One five!

One five!

Four six!

One five!

Six four!

Six four, six four, six four!

Six four, six four, six four!

One five!

One five!

Four six! Six four! One five!

Yes, l've got it! l won!

Hey!

ls my car ready yet?

Yeah, we've been waiting for an hour!

Move it!

Why are you gambling?

You should be fixing

my car, son of a b*tch!

Yeah!

lf l don't gamble l stay poor,

if l do gamble l become poorer!

Well, now we've lost everything!

lt's all your fault.

Why'd you have to

bet on the same horse?

You gave me bad luck!

lt's all your fault, l told you

to bet at the usual counter.

We always win

there, but did you listen?

lt's all OTB's fault!

lf they didn't have races,

we wouldn't have lost money.

Yeah, it's all their fault.

Let's try again.

l bet we could win our money back...

What?

Wow, what a big pair of nuts!

Sh*t, this one's as big as a fist.

The one on this side is bigger.

They must weight

at least a kilo or two.

Must be the king of balls!

You could fit a phone in those sacks...

Oh, that's disgusting!

What are you guys trying to pull?

You got a problem with me?

Let's get it on!

What the hell is going on?

They're starting trouble.

What? Wanna start something?

lf you got the guts, drop

those tools and let's get it on...

...one on one...

This is for real then...

Bee, you first.

Huh? We're just here

to pick up our boss' car.

Why should l fight you?

Exactly, this is not worth fighting over.

This is the twentieth century,

can't we talk it over peacefully?

lf you have so much time, why

don't fix up my car, Mr. Big Balls.

That's right.

All right, all right, we're sorry, okay?

lt was all our fault, and

we need our car soon, okay?

We're sorry.

Come on, Bee, say ''sorry.''

Sorry.

Let's forget it.

Stupid Kung Fu clubs...

Son of a b*tch!

Why don't you just

run me over, a**hole!

Yung Ba-na, this is my

boss Chan Kam-Shing...

lt's okay, don't be scared.

Yeah! Don't be scared.

Okay.

He said, as far as producing

biochemical weapons are concerned...

...the Americans are

no match for the lraqis.

This guy drank half a bottle

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