Bio Zombie Page #2

of this soft drink and now look...

He's invulnerable.

He's strong and fearless.

Soft drink?

Looks like...

lt's not?

lt's not for drinking, moron!

Stay alert!

He says you can test him now.

Don't, don't, don't!

Why were you scared

of those garage boys?

Me, scared?

l had your back.

Fine, let's go back then.

l've even got a weapon, see?

l'm just waiting for you.

Then speed up.

You want speed?

Hold on!

Fast enough?

Someone's up ahead.

Are you okay, man?

Don't die.

Shut up! l told you we

shouldn't have been speeding!

Run!

Move away...

Hey, what are you

two doing over there?

Oh, it's nothing, officer.

My pal had a little too much to drink.

Yeah... yeah...

You're okay, right?

You're okay, right?

He's okay.

You're okay, right?

Yeah sir, yeah.

He had too many bottles to drink, l

mean he drank a bottle of expensive wine.

He thought he was doing me a favor by

finishing it, not letting it go to waste.

Yeah, next time we're

just gonna stick to beer!

Just move your car

as soon as possible.

Yes sir!

Hey, hey, hey.

He's messing up my shirt.

So? You didn't have to

shove him to the ground.

But he's getting me all dirty.

Sod...

What?

What do you want?

What's the matter?

Soda...

Soda? Where can l

get you a soda now?

Hey, look, there really is one!

Hold on, l'm coming...

Here, drink...

Open wide, here, drink more...

l think he only fainted, right?

Whatever, let's just put him into

the car before the cop comes back.

l hope he's okay...

Sh*t, crashed again.

Oh sh*t!

What?

He's not dead...

You bastard, how dare you spit at us!

You okay?

l'm okay.

No pain?

No! No!

Do you still want to return the DVD?

No, no...

Refer your friends to us, okay?

Yes, yes...

By the way, where did

you get the guts to spit at us?

Sudden impulse.

Sudden impulse?

Damn!

How dare you spit on us!

l'm gonna blow your head off...

Hey, didn't we forget

about something in the car?

Yeah?

lt's me.

Yeah, Boss?

Did you get my car?

Yeah, l got it, but they

didn't do a good job on the front.

l'll get it back to you real soon.

Hurry up!

Okay.

Goddamn, it stinks like hell.

Look what he did to my trunk!

Don't go after the car, you

bastard, come get me in person!

Come out and face me, a**hole!

Get your ass out here!

You got the weapon, go check it out...

You're not scared, are you?

No...

What are you doing?

Signing in.

Are you finished?

Yes.

Then get the hell out!

Out!

Move!

Do you think that guy from the

trunk's gonna come back for revenge?

l hope so.

l have a score to settle with him.

That yours?

No, l didn't bring my phone.

Hello?

What, you want a piece of me?

Come and get me then.

My name is Woody...

You're too young for this...

l don't care if you beg, l'm

coming after you anyway...

...doesn't know who he's dealing with.

lt's okay, let's go.

What about the car?

Let's go get some money.

All right, l'll back you.

Kui, look at this.

lt's almost brand new.

Did you drop it? lt looks scratched.

Come on, it's just a little scratch.

You can barely see it.

See, Mrs. Kui is being fair.

What the hell do you know?

This is my business so just shut up!

Come on, Kui, l really need the money.

You always need money.

Look, l'll give you a hundred fifty.

What?

You're selling the same

model here for over two hundred.

Stop kidding around.

One fifty or no deal.

You mean US dollars? This is an original.

Fine, fine, one fifty it is.

Now it's one forty.

Whatever. Consider it a tip then.

Well, pay up now.

How much have we got so far?

Only about thirteen hundred.

How much does the mechanic want again?

Two thousand.

Goddamn creep.

l got him into the car business and

now he's got the nerve to charge me that?

Ungrateful!

What we gonna do for the rest?

Let's go gamble at Macau.

Good idea!

Wanna get laid first then

go gambling or vice versa?

On second thought we better

not, if we lose we're in deep sh*t.

We'll find a way.

Get out of my way...

Do you own the mall?

What are you doing?

l'm gonna rob her.

Rob her?

You look like you're gonna kill her.

l always told you l would kill one day.

Are you serious?

So she can't see my face.

Damn, l wonder

where my food delivery is...

Hey!

Hey, what? What do you want?

Let's have a chat outside.

lf you want to chat, let's chat here.

l know l offended you but

what comes around goes around.

What you talking about?

l just got mugged by two

a**holes in the bathroom.

So?

l was here all day.

Stop bullshitting,

you know what l mean.

What do you mean?

Name your price.

How much for finding

those creeps for me?

What'd you lose?

A newly brought diamond ring.

Just a diamond ring?

Five hundred.

What? How about a free meal instead?

What?

Do you want my help or not?

Come on, please.

Don't even try it.

Please, l maxed out

my card for that ring.

Well, what do l get then, hmm?

l'll take you to dinner.

Hey! That ring was fak--

Fak... fak... fake what?

Look, l'll take care of it.

Yeah, just leave it to us.

You just got here, how do you

know what we're talking about?

l've been here for a while.

l heard everything.

Go! Go and get changed.

All right, l'm going now.

Hurry up! l'll wait here for you.

Yeah, hurry up.

Bastard, you almost let it out.

This ring is a fake.

Come on.

Almost choked me to death...

l suspect those DVD guys robbed me.

Do you have proof?

lf l did, l wouldn't say ''suspect.''

Come on, help me find out.

How the hell we gonna do that?

Those creeps won't admit it.

l'm taking them out to dinner.

After we get them drunk,

we can find out the truth.

Oh, l can do that.

Let's go.

That was some babe.

Right.

Hey, Sushi Boy, what's good today?

Everything's good here.

Bring us whatever is good.

Everything is good.

Well, what is the best?

Everything is the best,

so what do you want?

Then bring me everything!

Which is what exactly?

What are you trying to pull?

Nothing, but you've got

to tell me what you want.

Salmon, then.

Okay, but why didn't you just say so?

Hi, Woody.

You're together?

What? Jealous, bonehead?

Get back to work.

Can you please bring us some snacks?

Okay.

And some beer.

What, you want beer?

Let's have sake instead.

Okay.

What, sake?

Goddamn, just get to it.

Move!

ls it in fashion not to wear a bra?

Don't you like it?

Here's the sake.

l'll get your sashimi now.

Okay, thanks.

Thank you.

Can you guys hold your liquor?

Of course we can.

So you want to play or what?

Got the guts?

Sh*t.

C'mon, let's play too.

Jesus, they're loud.

No drinking games here, please.

Where does it say we can't?

Get lost!

Why don't you call the cops then?

Leave him alone.

We'll be quieter, okay?

Okay.

Lower your voice.

Cheers!

There's no more.

Hey Loi, bring us two more bottles!

Haven't you had enough?

What? lt's our money.

Hurry up and bring us some more...

Can you keep going?

Why not? This feels great.

Nothing beats this high.

Hey you guys, let's take a picture.

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