Bio Zombie Page #3

lf you die, we can use

this picture at your funeral.

You're wasted, man.

Yeah...

C'mon, smile.

l need to go the bathroom.

Good, have fun...

Bee, l'm going to the bathroom too.

Gotcha!

What are you doing here?

l came to find you.

What do you want?

l want to pick you up and...

Kiss you!

You feel scratchy!

That's a good thing.

Get away.

This feels good.

You mugged me, didn't you?

Yeah...

Are you okay?

No, no!

What are you doing?

Yuck, what's with you?

Yuck!

C'mon, see Titanic with me...

lt's my birthday, Woody, you bastard.

Boss, l need to step out for a minute.

Hey!

Woody, kiss me...

Woody... Woody.

Wait a minute.

What?

Wait a minute.

What are you doing?

Rolls... Rolls, h-he--

Just ignore him.

Woody!

Not here!

There's a creature in the men's room!

Goddamn a**hole!

You just messed things up for me.

There is... is... is a monster!

Can't you see the sign here?

We've got work in progress.

There's a monster!

Just ignore him.

There is a monster really!

Where is it?

Look, it's gone.

Are you sure?

lt's gone...

Wait...

Look there...

Monster!

What are you doing?

Taking a dump...

What are you doing?

He says there's a monster.

Sheesh!

Sorry, we're closing.

Come back next time, thanks.

Thanks, Rolls.

lt's okay.

Did you offend anyone?

No.

You're not the type who would.

You're so understanding, Rolls.

l have a headache.

Jelly, can you get me some aspirin?

No, l'll get it.

No, you're hurt.

l'll go. l've got a headache too.

Thanks, Rolls. You're so sweet.

l'll get you some water.

Rolls... Rolls...

You're so square.

How will she ever notice you?

l don't know what to do.

Hey, l'll help you.

How?

That stupid Sushi Boy!

What monster?

l'm all turned on with nowhere to go.

So what do you wanna do?

l'm just gonna get some sleep.

Gonna kick his ass?

lf you go, l got your back!

After l get some sleep.

All right.

Woody, Bee! Get over here!

What? What do you want?

Follow me!

What's going on?

What is it? Let's talk first!

Bee, let's kick his ass.

Move it!

You've got some broken glass.

You didn't lose anything. So?

l didn't do it.

lf l did, l would have trashed

your stall. Wouldn't be so neat.

What do you think?

Who broke all my glass

just to take one phone?

Guy probably sold it to you, didn't like

the price you gave him, came back for it.

lt's so simple!

That's exactly right!

The only phone stolen

was the phone you sold me.

So, it must be you two then!

What makes you think l did it?

Yeah.

You know what the phone's worth.

How would l know?

Hey, Sushi Boy got beat up,

the phone shop gets busted...

Do you think it's that guy

coming back for revenge?

lf it's him, he should've come after us.

So, he made a mistake.

And why this shop?

What the hell's happening?

You guys done?

This mess is because of you two.

Pay me three hundred

and l'll forget about this.

What? Why don't you pay us?

Now there's an idea!

This is mud from

the Mediterranean Sea.

lt usually goes for

sixty to seventy dollars.

l'm giving you a fifty percent

discount because we're friends.

lf you don't say

something l'll take that as a yes.

Hey, you've got a zit already?

Here, l'll get something for it. Wait here.

Three hundred!

We had nothing to do with it.

That's right!

Pay up or l'll call my boys.

Let's just forget it, ok? Forget it.

What the hell do you know?

Get lost! lf l let this go, how

would l look in front of my boys?

Go do some work...

Not paying? Fine!

Sai-fai, l've got a problem,

send fifty guys down to my shop.

Aren't you overdoing it?

What, you scared?

Pay me then.

Think l'm stupid?

l have plenty of boys to back me up.

But we really had

nothing to do with it...

Hello?

Hey, Woody. lt's Sai-fai.

Kui called for help. He ain't got money

or power any more. You want to take pity?

He's got no money and no

power and he needs help now?

We're there already...

Kui, what can we do for you?

Yeah, you just let us know.

l've got plenty of backup.

You guys just try it.

Pay me, or l'll come after you.

Oh, please do.

Yeah, soon, l hope. Why wait?

You're Kui, not King.

Plenty of guys to back you, my ass!

Close shop. Let's get out of here!

Nothing else? Let's go.

Bye.

Hey, don't leave yet.

l've called the cops,

they're on their way.

What's the matter with you?

Are you sick in the head or something?

Why'd you call the police for?

lt's just a little broken

glass and you called the cops?

Son of a b*tch! What

the hell did you do that for?

Just ignore him. Let's get outta here.

He's so goddamn stupid.

All brawn and no brain.

That's right!

Do you think when we

get older we'll be like Kui?

No power, no money, just an old man

who gets kicked around by young guys?

Of course not...

l hope not.

Naw, we won't.

We ain't gonna live that long.

You might not but l'm gonna live long.

You might not even last till forty.

Watch your step, you bastard...

What, trying to scare me?

l really wanted to kick your ass before.

What's the matter,

think you're the Terminator?

Open... Open... Open.

Sushi Boy sure

was acting weird before.

He's just trying to scare us.

Did it work on you?

Officer, l didn't call the

police, this big dumb ox did.

But your shop was broken into.

lt's none of your goddamn business.

Stop poking me with questions!

A, we're not questioning you.

B, did someone break

into your shop or not?

No, my wife and l had an

argument and we broke some glass.

That's right.

Hear that?

Officer, can we leave now?

No, what do you

take us cops for? Huh?

You two guys up there!

Stop sneaking

around and come down here.

We have this place surrounded.

ls that necessary?

Where were you between the

hours of 6 and 10 pm tonight?

Eating dinner with friends.

Eating what?

Japanese food, the place over there.

How long were you eating?

About an hour.

And then?

We went to the theater...

Together?

No, Woody left in

the middle of the movie.

Do you know where he went?

The girl we were with drank too much...

...so he left with her saying

that they were gonna do something.

And then?

ln the end we couldn't get

tickets so we went to eat.

To eat? And afterwards?

After eating we

went back to the shop...

...that's when l heard about

the break in at the phone store.

l was in the bathroom and l saw

Sushi Boy, Woody and Rolls in there.

Almost everybody was in there.

Then we found out about the break in.

Well?

Look at this, their stories

don't even match with each other.

Unbelievable.

Hey, l told the truth!

Well, l told the truth too!

What, do you think we're idiots?

Both of these

statements are totally different.

Hey you over there,

who else is still in the mall?

Some girls who work in the

beauty parlor and the Sushi Boy.

They're not around right now.

l don't know where they went.

Couldn't find them, oh?

The Sushi Boy got beat up

earlier today in the bathroom.

Why are you staring at us?

We didn't do nothing!

Don't drag us into this!

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