Bio Zombie Page #4

A, just because l'm looking at

you doesn't mean l think it's you.

B, just from your

expression, you look guilty.

C, Don't try to pin this

on us. We're taxpayers!

D, let's find the guy and clear this up.

Let's go to the control room

so we can straighten this out.

What kind of mall is this?

lt's as quiet as hell.

Fast forward on this please.

All right.

What are you staring at?

Yeah, no need to stare,

we're not gonna try to leave.

Pan the area. l want to see.

You understand, officer?

These cameras can't pan...

Excuse me sir, but l wanted

to ask if your partner was crazy.

You shouldn't be asking

me something like that!

He's my partner.

Come with me!

You have the freedom

to ask me questions...

...but we need you to

cooperate with us and to stop joking.

l'm warning you now, he is my partner.

Be ready...

Do you want us to

cooperate with you? l'm asking you!

Where you guys going?

Officer, l... l... l...

What are you trying to pull?

l'll report you!

Report what?

Police brutality!

What do you mean?

You're hurting me!

Stop moving!

There's no need to

confiscate my phone!

So what if l do?

We were just trying to scare

him, we didn't mean anything by it.

We weren't the ones who beat him up!

You're taking the heat for this anyway!

Hey, you can't pin this on me!

How about the robbery then?

No, sir. Officer, Bee's

always wanted to become a cop.

He was just pretending to be one,

scaring him and asking to see his lD.

l told him not to,

but he really wanted to.

l'm not lying sir.

What is this?

Not sure...

ls your dream to become a

drug dealer when you grow up?

Drugs? That's drugs?

Why was that in my wallet?

That's right, we were

looking through Sushi Boy's wallet...

...and we were just wondering

what that was so we borrowed it.

That's drugs?

Oh my gosh, sir, if we'd known

that we'd never have touched it!

We don't do drugs! Honest!

l'm still booking you

for drug possession.

But, sir, we don't do drugs!

See how healthy and clean we look?

Cut the bullshit, l don't want to hear it!

No, sir, it's not bullshit.

Woody's always wanted to be a lawyer

so he goes overboard with explanations...

...but we're actually really good kids.

We have good jobs, but today's our day

off so we're minding the shop for our dad.

We're actually on our way to

volunteer at the hospital to help the elderly.

lf we're late, the elderly

will be real disappointed.

So please, Sir, just let us go.

You guys are pretty good at

making up stories, aren't you?

Just shut up!

...didn't say nothing.

May 9th? So today's your birthday.

Kind of a unique way

you have of celebrating...

Robbing and mugging!

Why didn't you tell me?

l kinda did.

Why didn't you just tell me straight?

l thought you'd know.

Happy birthday, man.

Thanks.

Hey, look, it's Sushi Boy.

l see him.

The beauty salon girl is with him.

So, go and take a look.

Just shut up...

Hey, go down and check it out.

You go down and take a look.

l told you to go.

Play you for it.

Okay.

You lose, you go.

Go!

You don't know how ugly you really are.

What's going on?

What are you doing?

Loi, please, let me go, let me go.

Don't go.

Goddamn Bastards!

Nothing but trouble!

Are you from Hakkin?

Yeah, you too?

Yeah, what's your name?

Ox.

Hey, me too!

Really? No kidding!

Hey, can l have a cigarette?

Sure, here, have one...

Why'd you become a thief?

l'm not a thief!

That cop framed me...

Why are you a security guard?

Did you think l wanted to be one?

l don't have the skills for a better job.

lf l'd gone to school, l'd

probably be a judge today.

You got a cushy job, don't you?

Well, yeah, l do.

l don't pay taxes...

l go to work late, l get laid any

time l want, l smoke grass whenever.

Yeah, l do have it good.

So, life's good to you.

Sometimes...

Yeah.

Hey, get me a can of soda, would you?

Hey, no problem, brother.

Damn cops.

Where's he going?

Sh*t! That's here!

Sh*t, that bastard's here for revenge!

Stop where you are or l'll shoot!

Shoot his head!

What's with that monster?

lt's all right, l think it's dead.

We better get out of here.

Hey, brother, are you okay?

Hey, wake up you big ox, we need help!

Hey, get up and help me get the key...

Sh*t, he was bitten

by that zombie before!

Then hurry up, move it!

l can't get the key!

Hurry up Bee...

Oh God, please Ox,

l didn't ever do anything to you.

l was real nice to you before.

We're even from the same hometown.

Don't bite me!

Stay away!

Stay away!

Hurry up Bee...

Hurry up Bee...

No, no, no!

Oh, sh*t...

Watch my hand, Bee!

Kui, zombies are around!

Run for your lives!

Get a move on it!

Sh*t, who they trying to scare?

Honey, they didn't

look like they were kidding.

What the hell do you know?

You stupid? You believe them?

Goddamn bastards

probably stole a computer...

They didn't want me to tell the

cops, so they're trying to scare us off.

l'll get 'em tomorrow...

Let's go.

We can't. The cops

told us to wait right here.

Can't you see that

everybody's gone already?

Let's get out of here.

Jelly, run!

What is it?

Oh sh*t!

Watch your back!

Honey, how come the lights are off?

So what? You can't walk in the dark?

Hey, wait up for me.

So walk faster, then

l won't have to wait for you.

l think something's wrong.

Do you think there are zombies?

lf there are, l'll eat the first one l see!

Hey!

What?

Where are you going?

Aren't we taking the stairs?

Are you crazy? We're on the first floor.

Let's take the elevator.

Hurry up! What are you worried about?

Come on...

See, there's nothing here...

Run!

Hold the door!

Here, hold it!

l can't hold it anymore!

Wait for me, you bastard!

No!

You better go first...

There are zombies in the car garage!

Run, you bastards!

Run!

Let's get out!

Hey, hold on!

What the hell you doing?

Bee, get the keys...

Go!

What the hell's with you?

Here, take it!

Run!

Wait for me.

Let's hide in here.

Damn, what are we gonna do?

Where are Cindy and Rolls?

Sushi Boy must have them.

No wonder he

looked like the Terminator.

She's gonna become a zombie.

We've got to move the body!

Yeah, hurry up and do it then.

Either we work together or we

leave it here and die together, bastard!

All right, we'll each

send someone to help.

l send her.

No!

Go to it!

What are you, a piece of sh*t?

l don't need your help!

Bee!

Cindy, please don't become a zombie.

We've always been friends.

Just move it.

Hurry up then, walk faster.

Run!

Open the door!

Cut off his head!

l'm gonna bash your head in!

...bash your head!

Thank God, thank God.

l'm not scared of these zombies.

Open the door, you prick!

l'm sorry, l'm sorry, l'm sorry.

Don't waste your bullets on me.

Woody, no, don't.

Yeah, let's work together instead.

Call the police.

Hear that? Get to it!

You go!

Okay, okay...

...no dial tone.

lt's been disconnected!

There's a phone in our shop.

l can't, l can't.

l'm too scared.

No...

Please, no.

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