Birdemic: Shock and Terror
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Here's a menu.
- Thank you.
I'll be right back
with you.
- Excuse me, miss.
- Yes?
I don't mean to bother you.
What?
I feel I know you
from somewhere.
Really?
Yeah, did you go to
San Mateo high school?
- Yeah, how'd you know that?
- I went there too.
- So are you from here?
- Not really.
My mother lives up here
but I'm from San Francisco.
What about you?
San Jose.
I remember you now.
You were in
my English class.
- I was?
- Yeah, I sat two seats behind you.
- You remember that far?
- Yeah.
So what do you do?
I'm a fashion model.
And a beautiful one too.
Thanks.
Well, it was nice
talking to you.
But I should
really get going.
I've got an audition
for a modeling job.
So it was good
talking to you.
Same here.
Nathalie.
Oh, hi again.
I was wondering if we
can keep in contact.
Sure.
Here's my card.
- Here's mine.
- Thanks.
Again, it was nice
talking to you.
- I'll see you later.
- Bye.
This morning flocks
of seagulls and crows
were found dead
in downtown San Jose
and along highway 101.
The crows and seagulls
also caused an accident
on highway 101
near the 1st street exit.
Authorities are investigating
the cause of their death.
In other news today,
the population
of polar bears
is declining rapidly
due to the melting
of sea ice in the arctic.
As the sea ice melts,
the polar bears
are forced to move
farther north.
Although some have survived,
many have died from starvation
due to the difficulty of finding
enough food such as seals.
What does it take
to win your business today?
Okay, I'll give you that
and a 50% discount.
Can we close
the deal today?
Can I place
your order today?
Great, thanks.
We appreciate your business.
Hey, what's with
all the noise?
Caught the big fish.
Yeah?
How big was the sale?
$1 million.
- Awesome, man.
- Biggest sale of my career.
I'm proud of you.
Nathalie?
Hey, Christine.
What's up?
I have great news for you.
Victoria's Secret
wants you
to become their
cover girl model.
You're kidding.
No no,
it's the real deal.
That's great.
Yeah, of course I'll do it.
Thanks for getting
me the gig.
You are welcome.
You worked very hard.
So here's your chance to impress them.
Congratulations again.
Okay, I'll talk to you soon.
Okay. All right.
Okay, I'll talk
to you later.
Thank you again.
All right.
Okay, bye, Christine.
Thanks.
Okay.
- Hello?
- Nathalie?
Who is this?
It's Rod.
Oh, the guy from the restaurant.
What's up?
Hey, it was nice running
into you at Half Moon Bay.
Yeah, it was nice
meeting you.
So how's your day?
It's going well.
How's yours?
Great.
I made a big sale today.
Good.
Fantastic.
Thanks.
I closed a big job
offer today
with Victoria's secret.
Wow, congratulations.
I think you'll look great
in those lingerie.
Thanks.
So how about dinner
to celebrate your success?
- That was fast.
- I know a good vietnamese restaurant.
Sounds delicious.
I'll see you then.
Yes.
Yes.
Man, all air.
Whoo.
This heat's killing me.
I know, man.
What's with this weather?
A heat wave in winter?
I don't know.
Let's call it a day.
I met this girl Nathalie
over the weekend.
Good for you.
Is she hot?
- Yeah. Fashion model.
- Lucky you, man.
Yeah, we're going out
this weekend.
Hope you score
with her, man.
Is that all you ever
think about... is sex?
Anyways, we're just
gonna go to lunch.
Just talk.
Get to know each other.
A day without sex
is a day wasted, man.
I'll let you know
how it goes.
Anyways, I heard N.C.T.
is going to be acquired by Oracle.
- Really? I hope that's true, man.
- I know it's true.
You know, if that happens,
we'll all be millionaires.
Yeah.
There was a wildfire today
in the Santa Cruz mountains.
Dubbed the St. Martin
wildfire,
it has already burned through
30,000 acres of trees
and has destroyed
over 100 homes.
Currently there is 0%
containment of this fire.
However, firefighters
are hopeful
that within the coming days
the weather will become more favorable
and help to extinguish
the St. Martin wildfire.
In other news, the first
Green Grand Prix event
was announced today
in San Francisco.
All cars for this racing
event will be powered
with hybrid or electric
technologies.
Parts of the streets
of San Francisco
will be used
as the racing course
and the drivers will be
Hollywood celebrities.
Hi, my name
is Jerry Owens.
I'm from solar power
accessories.
We have
an appointment today.
Oh, yeah yeah.
Come on in.
Here's that estimate
I was telling you about.
Wow, $20,000 for
a 3 kilowatt solar panel?
Yes.
Where are you
gonna put it?
Come and I'll show you.
And that, sir, is where we're going to
install your solar panel.
Okay.
$20,000, huh?
Is there any way
we can lower the price?
For you, sir,
I'll knock off $1,000.
- $1,000, huh?
- Yeah.
- Okay, let's do it.
- All right.
Hi, Nathalie.
Hi.
Hi.
This is for you.
Thanks.
That's sweet.
- You ready?
- Yeah.
So why did you decide
to go into sales?
I like sales.
It fits my personality.
I started out
as a software engineer,
a b.s. in computer science.
Software development
was boring for me.
And I felt I was more of
a sales and marketing type.
So I switched to
a high-tech sales career.
That's interesting.
Some of my friends say
that my b.s. Degree
stands for bullshit because
I was too much of a salesman
and not enough engineer.
Very funny.
I work at a start-up company
called N.C.T. Software.
Got the stock option.
Hopefully if the company
makes it big
by being bought out
or goes public,
I'll exercise
that stock option,
cash out and walk away
with tons of cash.
My silicon valley dream.
I hope that happens
for you.
Thanks.
Tell me about modeling.
What do you like about it?
I love it.
It's fun and glamorous.
But hard work.
My mother
doesn't see that though.
She wants me to be
a real estate agent.
It's not for me though.
Do what you like, Nathalie.
Follow your dream.
I have every intention.
So how come you never made
a pass at me in school?
I should have.
I was too shy.
Why don't you make
a pass at me now?
So what's your plan?
Family? Kids?
Whoa, now this is
getting serious.
I'm just curious.
I'd probably settle down
if I met the right lady.
- Hope you do.
- So do i.
So who's the right lady?
She's beautiful,
kind, compassionate,
honest and loyal.
- Is that all?
- Yup.
How about a nice figure?
Sexy?
That would certainly help.
What do you like
to do for fun?
Watch football,
especially the 49ers.
Also a part-time
eagles fan.
And a little exercise...
Tennis.
How about you?
I like to go to the movies.
And I like to hang around
with my best friends
and go dancing at the clubs...
Clubbing.
And I like to
spend time with Alex.
Alex?
He's really cute.
Who is Alex?
And I love him to death.
Come on, let me see the picture.
Is he your boyfriend?
I can't wait
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