Birdemic: Shock and Terror Page #2

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for you to meet him.

Come on, let me see it.

Come on,

let me see it.

All right.

Meet Alex.

You're right.

He is cute.

- So you're a cats lover.

- Yes.

If I could afford it,

I'd have at least 10 of them.

- Wow, a cat zoo?

- Yup.

You've got to be kidding.

Nope.

Beautiful, kind,

compassionate

and intelligent.

- I hope you find her.

- I will.

- That was fun.

- We should do it again.

I'd like to.

Good night.

See you next week.

Can't I come in?

Not on the first date.

I'm not that kind of girl.

Okay.

Good night.

- Hi, mom.

- Oh hi, honey.

- How are you?

- Oh, good.

I'm just fixing some lunch.

You want to stay?

I've actually

got to run soon.

But I needed to

pop in and see you.

I'm glad you did.

What's that smile

all about?

I don't know what

you're talking about, mom.

Oh, come on.

I see it all over your face.

Well, I did meet a guy.

You're kidding.

He is great, mom.

You know we went

to the same high school?

- Is that right?

- Yeah.

We had lunch over the weekend

and it was terrific, mom.

I mean, we hit it off

right away.

He's smart

and he's ambitious.

And he's interested

in what I have to say

Instead of trying to get

something from me. So he's great.

Oh, that's fantastic.

Now what does he do for a living?

He's a software salesman.

Oh listen, invite him

over for dinner.

I'd love to meet him.

Maybe in time, mom,

when we get better acquainted.

Well, I can understand that.

You know, look,

keep me...

You know, keep me informed

along the way.

- All right.

- How's modeling going?

It's great, mom.

I got a job with Victoria's secret.

- No way!

- Yeah.

Are you serious?

Oh my gosh.

Oh, honey, you know I've always been

supportive of your modeling career.

It's just such

a tough business to be in.

It is. Thank you, mom.

I'm well on my way.

Well, listen.

If things don't work out,

it doesn't hurt to have

a secure financial husband

to support you.

Or, you know, a real estate

career to fall back on.

Okay, mom.

Thanks.

You told me about

a dozen times already.

You know I always

love your advice.

Actually, I've got

to get going.

I just wanted to drop by

and say hi to you

and to tell you

all about my new gig.

Well, does the gig

pay well?

- Yes, it does.

- Ooh, that's my girl.

I need to get the phone.

Hello?

Hey, Mai.

Yeah?

It's Nathalie.

Oh, hi.

What are you doing?

What does it sound

like I'm doing?

Rick is here

in bed with me.

Sorry to interrupt.

Listen, do you want to go

on a double date with me?

I don't know.

Why?

I just met this guy Rod

and he's terrific.

Sounds fun.

I'll let Rick know.

Great.

I'll set it up.

Want to go on

a double date with me?

Why not?

My friend Nathalie

just met someone named Rod.

You remember,

the fashion model?

Oh yeah.

With Rod?

My buddy Rod.

He was telling me

last week

he met a fashion model

named Nathalie.

- Oh really?

- Yeah.

Man, this is gonna be fun.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Please help me give

a warm welcome

for our c.E.O.

Bill Star.

Thank you.

Good morning.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I have some great news.

Our board of directors has

agreed to the acquisition

of N.C.T. Software

by oracle corporation

For $1 billion.

A billion.

A billion.

You guys...

You guys have worked hard

and you've all earned your

stock option. Congratulations.

You you you you and you.

So I guess the meeting's

adjourned.

Congratulations.

Good work.

You bet.

You bet.

- Congratulations.

- Way to go, Bill.

The negotiating man.

Oh yeah!

- Thank you so much.

- What are you getting with your money?

So now you've got a big payday

with your big stock option, huh?

Yeah, I earned it.

All those big deals I did with N.C.T.

and millions of dollars

in revenue and sales.

Well, you've done

a great job, Rod.

And we appreciate

your contribution. Thank you.

Thank you.

You like it?

I'm gonna get the real

Ferrari Spider F430 soon.

So what are you gonna do

with your newfound wealth?

I think I'm going on break.

Early retirement.

No car?

Well, with that new

fashion model chick

you might want to impress

her with a Ferrari.

I don't think

she's materialistic.

When are you

gonna grow up, man?

Chicks love cars.

If you want to get

into their pants,

you'd better have

a nice hot Ferrari.

She's my hot Ferrari.

Besides, I love my mustang,

which is a plug-in hybrid.

It gets 100mpg.

Anyways,

I'm thinking about

opening up a green

tech company.

Really?

Oh, by the way,

I know your

girlfriend Nathalie.

She's my girlfriend's

best friend.

- Huh, small world.

- Yeah.

And they're planning on setting

us up for a double date.

- It's gonna be fun.

- Yeah.

Man, that was a good movie...

"an inconvenient truth."

That is it.

I'm getting myself a car

that's environmentally friendly.

- Yeah.

- Good, you're finally listening to me.

That's right.

Hey, Mai and I got

to get back to work.

So, uh...

Just trot off.

Work?

Yeah, you know,

sensual work.

Oh, I see.

Understood.

Well, you guys have

a good time.

Yeah, all right.

With Mass Solar's nano-based

solar panels,

they cost the manufacturer

for one watt of electricity 10 cent.

That's a fraction

of the cost

of a recurring silicon-based

solar panel

which is $4 per watt.

So a 3-kilowatt

Mass Solar nano-based

solar-powered system

would probably cost around

$300-$500.

At this price everyone

can afford solar power

for their home

or businesses.

With these panels,

solar power will be available

and affordable for everyone.

No need for leasing

or financing

an expensive $20,000

silicon-based solar panel.

Is there a patent?

Yes, Mass Solar

owns the patent to this technology.

Good.

Who are your competitors?

Companies like Sun Power,

Silicon Valley Solar.

But these companies'

solar panels

are based on

silicon technology,

which is very expensive

to manufacture.

That's why

it's for $4 per watt.

On the other hand,

Mass Solar's manufacturing process

is simple,

it's low cost

and it uses nanotechnology.

That's why we're able to

deliver 10 per watt.

So how much funding

are you requesting?

$10 million.

Guys, this is revolutionary

green tech.

Contingent upon agreement

on our terms sheets,

- we're going to fund you.

- Awesome.

- Oh, lovers on the moon.

- Yeah.

Oh, look how cute.

The sea is so beautiful.

Yes, it is.

You know, all life

came from the sea.

I mean, look at us.

We're made of water. So...

So what is

your ideal man?

Well, for one thing,

he has to have a lot of

stock options invested.

At least you're honest.

He has to be kind,

honest.

Successful,

ambitious,

and opportunistic.

- Is that all?

- Yup.

So do you have, like,

a backup plan,

You know, if your modeling

career doesn't work out?

Not really.

I figure if I don't make

it big by the time I'm 30,

I figure I'll just

take it from there.

You should have

a plan b now.

I always do.

I mean, look at me.

I started out as

a software engineer

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