Birdemic: Shock and Terror

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- Hi.

- Hi.

- Here's a menu.

- Thank you.

I'll be right back

with you.

- Excuse me, miss.

- Yes?

I don't mean to bother you.

What?

I feel I know you

from somewhere.

Really?

Yeah, did you go to

San Mateo high school?

- Yeah, how'd you know that?

- I went there too.

- So are you from here?

- Not really.

My mother lives up here

but I'm from San Francisco.

What about you?

San Jose.

I remember you now.

You were in

my English class.

- I was?

- Yeah, I sat two seats behind you.

- You remember that far?

- Yeah.

So what do you do?

I'm a fashion model.

And a beautiful one too.

Thanks.

Well, it was nice

talking to you.

But I should

really get going.

I've got an audition

for a modeling job.

So it was good

talking to you.

Same here.

Nathalie.

Oh, hi again.

I was wondering if we

can keep in contact.

Sure.

Here's my card.

- Here's mine.

- Thanks.

Again, it was nice

talking to you.

- I'll see you later.

- Bye.

This morning flocks

of seagulls and crows

were found dead

in downtown San Jose

and along highway 101.

The crows and seagulls

also caused an accident

on highway 101

near the 1st street exit.

Authorities are investigating

the cause of their death.

In other news today,

the population

of polar bears

is declining rapidly

due to the melting

of sea ice in the arctic.

As the sea ice melts,

the polar bears

are forced to move

farther north.

Although some have survived,

many have died from starvation

due to the difficulty of finding

enough food such as seals.

What does it take

to win your business today?

Okay, I'll give you that

and a 50% discount.

Can we close

the deal today?

Can I place

your order today?

Great, thanks.

We appreciate your business.

Hey, what's with

all the noise?

Caught the big fish.

Yeah?

How big was the sale?

$1 million.

- Awesome, man.

- Biggest sale of my career.

I'm proud of you.

Nathalie?

Hey, Christine.

What's up?

I have great news for you.

Victoria's Secret

wants you

to become their

cover girl model.

You're kidding.

No no,

it's the real deal.

That's great.

Yeah, of course I'll do it.

Thanks for getting

me the gig.

You are welcome.

You worked very hard.

So here's your chance to impress them.

Congratulations again.

Okay, I'll talk to you soon.

Okay. All right.

Okay, I'll talk

to you later.

Thank you again.

All right.

Okay, bye, Christine.

Thanks.

Okay.

- Hello?

- Nathalie?

Who is this?

It's Rod.

Oh, the guy from the restaurant.

What's up?

Hey, it was nice running

into you at Half Moon Bay.

Yeah, it was nice

meeting you.

So how's your day?

It's going well.

How's yours?

Great.

I made a big sale today.

Good.

Fantastic.

Thanks.

I closed a big job

offer today

with Victoria's secret.

Wow, congratulations.

I think you'll look great

in those lingerie.

Thanks.

So how about dinner

to celebrate your success?

- That was fast.

- I know a good vietnamese restaurant.

Sounds delicious.

I'll see you then.

Yes.

Yes.

Man, all air.

Whoo.

This heat's killing me.

I know, man.

What's with this weather?

A heat wave in winter?

I don't know.

Let's call it a day.

I met this girl Nathalie

over the weekend.

Good for you.

Is she hot?

- Yeah. Fashion model.

- Lucky you, man.

Yeah, we're going out

this weekend.

Hope you score

with her, man.

Is that all you ever

think about... is sex?

Anyways, we're just

gonna go to lunch.

Just talk.

Get to know each other.

A day without sex

is a day wasted, man.

I'll let you know

how it goes.

Anyways, I heard N.C.T.

is going to be acquired by Oracle.

- Really? I hope that's true, man.

- I know it's true.

You know, if that happens,

we'll all be millionaires.

Yeah.

There was a wildfire today

in the Santa Cruz mountains.

Dubbed the St. Martin

wildfire,

it has already burned through

30,000 acres of trees

and has destroyed

over 100 homes.

Currently there is 0%

containment of this fire.

However, firefighters

are hopeful

that within the coming days

the weather will become more favorable

and help to extinguish

the St. Martin wildfire.

In other news, the first

Green Grand Prix event

was announced today

in San Francisco.

All cars for this racing

event will be powered

with hybrid or electric

technologies.

Parts of the streets

of San Francisco

will be used

as the racing course

and the drivers will be

Hollywood celebrities.

Hi, my name

is Jerry Owens.

I'm from solar power

accessories.

We have

an appointment today.

Oh, yeah yeah.

Come on in.

Here's that estimate

I was telling you about.

Wow, $20,000 for

a 3 kilowatt solar panel?

Yes.

Where are you

gonna put it?

Come and I'll show you.

And that, sir, is where we're going to

install your solar panel.

Okay.

$20,000, huh?

Is there any way

we can lower the price?

For you, sir,

I'll knock off $1,000.

- $1,000, huh?

- Yeah.

- Okay, let's do it.

- All right.

Hi, Nathalie.

Hi.

Hi.

This is for you.

Thanks.

That's sweet.

- You ready?

- Yeah.

So why did you decide

to go into sales?

I like sales.

It fits my personality.

I started out

as a software engineer,

a b.s. in computer science.

Software development

was boring for me.

And I felt I was more of

a sales and marketing type.

So I switched to

a high-tech sales career.

That's interesting.

Some of my friends say

that my b.s. Degree

stands for bullshit because

I was too much of a salesman

and not enough engineer.

Very funny.

I work at a start-up company

called N.C.T. Software.

Got the stock option.

Hopefully if the company

makes it big

by being bought out

or goes public,

I'll exercise

that stock option,

cash out and walk away

with tons of cash.

My silicon valley dream.

I hope that happens

for you.

Thanks.

Tell me about modeling.

What do you like about it?

I love it.

It's fun and glamorous.

But hard work.

My mother

doesn't see that though.

She wants me to be

a real estate agent.

It's not for me though.

Do what you like, Nathalie.

Follow your dream.

I have every intention.

So how come you never made

a pass at me in school?

I should have.

I was too shy.

Why don't you make

a pass at me now?

I thought I already had.

So what's your plan?

Family? Kids?

Whoa, now this is

getting serious.

I'm just curious.

I'd probably settle down

if I met the right lady.

- Hope you do.

- So do i.

So who's the right lady?

She's beautiful,

kind, compassionate,

honest and loyal.

- Is that all?

- Yup.

How about a nice figure?

Sexy?

That would certainly help.

What do you like

to do for fun?

Watch football,

especially the 49ers.

Also a part-time

eagles fan.

And a little exercise...

Tennis.

How about you?

I like to go to the movies.

And I like to hang around

with my best friends

and go dancing at the clubs...

Clubbing.

And I like to

spend time with Alex.

Alex?

He's really cute.

Who is Alex?

And I love him to death.

Come on, let me see the picture.

Is he your boyfriend?

I can't wait

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