Bitter Feast
1
- "The giants
who formed this world
"and now seem to live in it
in chains
"are actually
the cause of its life
"and the source
of all activity.
"But the chains are the cunning
of weak and tame minds,
"thus the proverb,
"'The weak in courage
are strong in cunning.'
"Thus the one portion of being
is the Producer,
"the other,
the Destroyer.
"To the Destroyer,
"it seems like the Producer
is in his chains.
"But it is not so.
"He only takes tiny bits
of existence
"and thinks
it is the whole thing.
"These two classes of men
are always upon the earth,
"and they should be enemies.
"Whoever tries
to reconcile them
seeks to destroy existence."
- I don't wanna play this game
no more.
- Silence.
Prepare for battle.
- I gotta pee.
- En garde, sh*t stain!
- Ow!
- P*ssy!
- I'll give you ten seconds,
and then I'm coming in
after you.
I am the Destroyer!
I'm gonna get you, Peter!
Fight!
I'm the Destroyer!
- Welcome to
Today's feast,
venison steaks
and a maple syrup crme brle.
are from Sullivan County
from a doe that I shot
and butchered myself.
- Ew, Peter!
- What?
- That's that's Bambi.
Wah-wah-wah.
- Come on, Peg.
I mean, hunting is one
of the most fundamentally
human acts.
We've been doing it
for thousands of years.
- It's gross.
- It's, uh...
it is organic.
It is sustainable.
I mean, if you want gross,
spend five minutes
on the kill floor
of any commercial
slaughterhouse.
I'm sure that you'll never eat
supermarket meat again.
- When we come back,
The Feast continues with
- With crme brle
made from locally harvested
maple syrup.
Don't go away.
- I mean, I really can't take
any more of this.
I can't.
He's not working with me at all.
- I don't know what
he's under a lot of stress.
- What the f***
was that all about?
- What?
- I was riffing in there,
a**hole.
Riffing?
- Tell him what they said.
- Tell me what?
- Peter, would it kill you
to just play along
every once in a while?
- No, tell him what they said.
- Bambi?
You thought
that was hysterical.
- No, it was a joke.
The audience
was rolling in the aisles.
- It was f***ing idiotic.
That's what it was.
- I can't work
with this a**hole.
- I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
- I wouldn't call what you do
work.
The only thing missing from her
is a fart in a kazoo.
- Nice.
That's helpful.
- Just get another one, Phil.
They're a dime a dozen.
- It's just not working anymore.
- Look, Peter, Peter,
you knew
what you were getting into
when you signed up for this.
You do the cooking.
Peg provides
- But she goes too far.
I mean, everything
is a joke, Phil.
- That's what
the audience wants.
- Well, it's not what I want.
It's not what the show
was supposed to be.
I mean, I would like people
to learn something.
- No, ah, ah.
They don't want to learn
something, Peter.
They want to be entertained.
You used to understand that,
but you've changed.
- Well, now here it starts.
- The on-air rants,
the pompous lectures.
It's ratings poison, man.
- I don't care about
the ratings.
Don't talk to me about
the ratings!
- Okay, okay.
You know what?
The word from the front office
in those ratings
which you care so little about,
they are most likely
not renewing
for the fall.
- You can't be serious.
- I'm dead serious.
Congratulations,
Mr. Integrity.
- Hey, all.
What's the matter?
What's going on?
Come on, we have dinner
in less than two hours.
Chop! Chop!
What the hell is going on?
Where is everybody?
"Feast reviewed
by J.T. Franks.
"I've lost count
"of the Alice Waters-inspired
New Americans
"that I've reviewed
in the West Village,
"all of them terrible.
"Peter Grey's exercise
"in masturbatory
pretentiousness, Feast,
has done nothing
to up the average."
- Go on.
- "Many of you know Peter Grey
for his insufferable
"and increasingly
skin-crawlingly awkward
"sustainable-organo-themed
"cable television series,
"which, rumor has it,
"is teetering on the brink
of cancellation.
"The city's diners
"should be considering
themselves fortunate
if the same fate befalls
this dud of a restaurant."
Oh, f*** Franks.
- F*** Franks?
- He creates nothing.
- Dude, he creates
public opinion,
ergo, he creates everything.
- Gordon,
he's a f***ing food blogger.
- You just don't get it.
It's a f***ing disaster.
Is it true?
- Is what true?
- About the show
being cancelled?
- Well, what if it was?
I've been wanting to focus more
on my cooking anyway.
- Focus on your cooking?
Are you f***ing kidding me?
Bill Haythe just called.
They've decided to put
the expansion plans on hold,
which means they're dead.
Ditto with the line
of Peter Grey cookware.
going on the screen every day,
you have f***ing nothing.
There's no cooking
to focus on.
- This is insanity, Gordon.
We were just getting started.
- Peter, let me give you
This whole organic,
sustainable, green shtick,
it's a down economy.
People don't give a damn
where their hamburger comes from
or how it got to them.
They just want it
to taste good.
- So what now?
- The sous-chef
from Marlow and Sons
is gonna be in
this afternoon.
He's taking over
the kitchen.
- I'm fired?
- My hands are tied.
- Gordon, this is my life.
- Dude,
you're a talented guy,
a little pretentious
scratch that.
You're a lot pretentious.
I agree with Franks
on that one.
Anyway,
you'll land on your feet.
- I am the Destroyer!
I'm gonna get you, Peter!
I am the Destroyer!
No! Stop!
No!
I've really hurt my ankle.
Johnny, stop, come on.
- Silence!
Crunch!
- I'd give you
the ocean
I'd give you the sky
if I could
I'd push it all back
between the sidewalk cracks
of your neighborhood
Neighborhood
Soldiers of misfortune
Fight for something
they can't see
- How is everything?
- Pardon?
- Do you, uh,
need anything else?
- I'd love a little joy.
- Excuse me?
- Maybe a bowl or a dish,
a plate,
a trough of joy
would be wonderful.
- L...
I don't understand.
- I know.
Can I get the
can I get the check, please?
- "Of all the items offered
on the menu at Le Suc,
"they left off
the only one I would order
"if ever I paid
a return visit.
"That item would be
a time machine,
"to recapture
the hour and seven minutes
"Chef Daniel Berlow
pilfered from me
on my first visit."
Another scathing review.
How nice.
I just give it to them.
- "L learned that
'Le Suc' means 'juice,'
"so I can't say the experience
was an entire wash.
"As for the food,
one word:
vomitus."
Vomitus?
Is that even a word?
- Yep.
- How can you write this sh*t?
- Just playing my role, babe.
- And what role would that be?
- The Iron Sheik.
- The who?
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