Bitter Feast Page #2
- The Iron Sheik,
professional wrestling.
He's the villain.
He's the guy who keeps
Sergeant Slaughter in check,
lest the public get restless.
- I see.
Whatever happened
to your novel?
You know, the one...
- Yeah, I remember the one.
- I thought it was good.
- It was sh*t.
- I guess
I'm gonna hit the hay.
I got to be there early
tomorrow, so...
- Okay.
- I'll be at
Saint Luke's-Roosevelt.
I left the number
on the fridge.
- Mm-hmm.
- When they give me a room,
I'll call and give you
the direct line, all right?
I wish you were coming
with me.
- I don't like hospitals.
- I know.
I just
- Hey, I'm on a deadline.
I'll be there to pick you up.
What?
Are you ever going to look
for a job, by the way?
'Cause you spend a lot of time
just standing around
the apartment in your underwear
looking at me like that,
kind of hanging out
over my shoulder.
- Do you even want
another child?
- Jesus Christ.
- I need to hear you say it.
Because if you think
that I enjoy going in
for these treatments,
all the poking
and prodding and
- Then don't.
Don't.
- You don't mean that.
- Really?
- What is wrong with you?
You've become so mean.
- Yeah, well...
sh*t happens.
And then your kid
dies of cancer.
- Stop!
Look at me!
I said, look at me!
I am so sick of this
poor, bitter a**hole routine.
We're starting over right now,
you and me.
We're starting over,
just yes or no.
Just ans
just answer me, okay?
- L l had
I had this moment
just a few minutes ago.
I was watching you pack,
and you were putting
all your stuff in,
and I couldn't help
but thinking
that if you took that bag
and you walked out
the door tomorrow
and you never came back
that it would weirdly be
the exact same thing
as if you did come back.
I-I don't
I don't care.
Live, die, stay, go,
I don't give a sh*t anymore.
Think about that.
Okay.
Hello?
Hello?
- Good morning,
Mr. Franks.
- Thirsty?
Water,
universal solvent,
elixir of life.
Three weeks without food
but only three days
without water.
- This is about my review?
This is about
my f***ing review?
- For now, you will fetch
your own water.
This is insanity.
You realize that this is
absolute f***ing insanity,
right?
- You will fill the bucket.
You will carry the bucket
back to your tree.
And then, and only then,
you may drink.
- My site gets
40,000 hits a day.
Don't you think that somebody's
gonna notice that I'm missing?
- If you break the rules,
you'll get nothing.
Is that clear?
I said, is that clear?
Clang!
- Ah, f***!
Ah, f***!
Help!
Help!
F***.
F***!
- Mr. Franks,
no one can hear you.
- Help!
- Help!
- F***!
- Help!
- Help!
- Help!
- Help!
- Help!
- I'm not sure if
we're in the middle of nowhere,
but I feel
we're quite close to it.
Rules,
Mr. Franks.
Rules.
Not a drop till we get back.
Fill the bucket.
Empty the bucket.
Empty the bucket.
- F*** off.
F***.
Ah, f***.
- Pick it up.
- We'll try again tomorrow.
Perhaps a night under the stars
will clear your mind.
- Okay, wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait! Wait!
Wait, Grey!
You f***er, wait!
Help!
- Phase one
of your rehabilitation
was instilling in you
a respect for the rules,
which I think we can both agree
you've finally acquired.
- Look.
What do you want?
I have money.
- Phase two involves empathy,
teaching you to care.
- Okay, I swear to God,
I will not breathe a word
of this to anyone.
If you just let me go,
I'll make something up.
I'll say
- As a critic,
you have no emotional connection
to your work,
so I suspect that this part
will be slightly more
challenging for you.
- For the love of Christ, man.
Let's see.
"September 25, 2007.
"Over Easy,
reviewed by J.T. Franks.
"The pretext of Over Easy
is simple:
"breakfast your way,
all day.
"Lf the wretched, scabby mess
of egg yolk and charred white
"that the kitchen brain trust
at Over Easy
"recently tried to pass off
as breakfast my way, all day,
"then perhaps
they should drop the 'Easy'
"and simply refer to this
wretched Williamsburg newcomer
as 'Over.'"
How do you like your eggs?
- What?
- I said,
how do you like your eggs?
- Over easy.
- Excellent.
You may eat as many eggs
as you like,
as long as you cook them
to perfection,
over easy.
No runny yellows.
If you deviate
from perfection,
there will be consequences.
- What about my hands?
- What about them?
I can't cook like this.
- Then you don't eat.
Well?
- Oh, dear.
That's too bad.
- I was very clear, very clear,
Mr. Franks.
Over easy.
No runny yellows.
- You broke the yolk!
You broke the yellow!
Now for my review.
J.T. Franks is a worthless c*nt
who doesn't deserve to live.
The end.
- Welcome back
to The Feast with Peter Grey.
Today's feast, rainbow trout
with a potato frittata.
- This trout comes to us
from Sullivan County,
from Roscoe, New York,
which our local anglers like
to refer to as Trout Town, USA.
The butter I picked up
at a local farmer's market
in Livingston.
Now, you just have to look
at that creamy, rich color.
Beautiful.
Now to our frittata.
We're gonna let this go
for another minute.
The egg.
- You know, the egg
is really a perfect food,
packed with protein, vitamins,
omega-3 fatty acids.
- Cholesterol.
- This egg
comes from Honey Hill Farms,
which is just about
an hour or so
up the Hudson River.
Now come in.
As you can see,
look at that beautiful,
deep, rich, golden color.
Really exceptional.
- Looks like
a regular old egg to me.
- Peg, maybe you could
make yourself useful
and dice those potatoes.
Now, a frittata is essentially
an Italian-style omelet,
which, if I can just...
An Italian-style omelet...
- Looking for this?
- Well oh!
- Oh, oh, oh-oh!
Your frittata has spill-ata!
- Mr. Grey?
Mr. Grey!
- Oh, not today.
- Bill Coley,
private investigator.
Sorry to bother you.
I'm just following up
on a missing persons.
Do you know him?
- J.T. Franks.
- You ever met him?
- Can't say I have.
of your restaurant.
- J.T. Franks
writes nasty reviews
of every restaurant
in this town.
Nastiness is his mtier.
- Well, he seemed to reserve
an especially toxic disdain
for you, though.
- I wouldn't know.
- Well, he compared
your venison burger
to a vasectomy scar.
Well,
he has a way with words.
I must admit,
I laughed at that one
when I read it myself.
- Now, his review,
would that have anything to do
with your abrupt departure
as head chef at Feast?
- My departure has been
in the works for some time.
- Doing a little
off-roading there, Mr. Grey?
- I have a house
in the country.
- Oh, yeah?
Where?
- Am I a person of interest,
Mr. Coley?
- Ah.
No, no, no, no.
That-that-that's cop talk.
Me?
I'm just following up
on a missing persons.
If you think of anything,
give me a call.
- Authorities say
there has been little progress
in the case of missing
food critic J.T. Franks.
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