Bitter Feast Page #4
belladonna
by a child is lethal.
For an adult,
10 to 20.
With that in mind,
you may sample one bite
from each plate
to ascertain which has
the mulberries
and which the belladonna.
You will then consume
in its entirety
the dish of your choice.
There's a third option.
If you like, you can decline
this challenge.
You can elect neither plate,
in which case
you'll eat nothing.
Is that clear?
- Mm-hmm.
- Bon apptit.
- Ah.
Cleanse the palate.
- Oh, come on, Mr. Franks.
A tastemaker as formidable
as yourself,
this should be
a walk in the park.
That one's the mulberry.
- Very well.
Do you wish to proceed?
- Yes.
- Dig in.
Now we wait.
Are you feeling
a little wheezy, Mr. Franks?
- A little
shortness of breath.
Air passages constricting.
- I would imagine...
your vision's
getting blurry now.
- Hard to believe
that tastebuds so formidable
they could
discern the difference between
local and imported mulberries
would miss something
so obvious
as belladonna
unless of course
you are completely full of sh*t.
- And now for my review.
- Oh, God.
- J.T. Franks,
self-appointed authority
on good taste died today
because his tastebuds
were so atrophied
that he could not taste
the difference
between sh*t and shinola.
The end.
And now for my review.
Pasta overcooked.
Ragout sour.
Poor little rabbit.
Peter Grey,
culinary huckster,
third f***ing rate.
Now and forever.
- Do you know what this is?
Pilocarpine.
- It's the f***ing antidote.
Do you think I would let you off
that easily?
- Hi, this is Bill Coley,
private investigator.
Leave a message,
and I'll get back to you.
- Hi, Mr. Coley,
this is Katherine Franks here.
Um, I guess
I'm just checking in.
I didn't hear from you today,
so I'm just wondering
where we are with everything.
I guess just call me
when you get this.
Okay, bye.
- I'm so sorry.
Where are we?
Where are we?
- I'm so sorry.
I'm so f***ing sorry.
- Get back.
Just breathe.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome back
to another episode of
Cook For Your Life
with J.T. Franks!
- F*** you!
- J.T. Franks,
you have come quite a long way,
despite a few bumps and bruises,
but I suppose
that's to be expected
in any budding young chef.
And here we have
your lovely assistant,
your lovely sidekick.
- Hey! Hey!
- A sidekick,
which I really
I really think
it's just what the show needed,
the incessant patter,
the banal jokes.
Wouldn't you agree?
- You f***er!
- Wouldn't you agree,
Mr. Franks,
that this is what
the audience wanted?
- Come here!
- You know,
I have something very special
planned for you later,
very special,
and I really think
you're going to love it.
- Don't f***ing look at him!
- Mr. Franks?
- What?
your energy.
- Get the f*** out of here.
- You're going to need it.
I'll be doing
the cooking tonight.
- You gotta just leave her
out of it.
Look.
F***.
You think I ruined
your career?
That's fine.
Just f***ing do
whatever you want to me.
I don't give a sh*t.
You just have to leave her
out of it.
- Precisely, Mr. Franks.
It seems that no matter
what I do to you now,
you just don't care anymore...
Which doesn't help me any.
Actually, it occurs to me
that you really want to die.
Ergo, I can't just kill you;
otherwise you win.
You see my dilemma.
But you wanted to live
a few days ago.
I expect your wife
will be the same way.
So I won't be telling her
at first
what she's been eating.
I'll keep it seasonal,
sustainable.
I don't know,
maybe a crown roast
or barbecued ribs
with a savory maple glaze.
You do look a little stringy,
perhaps braising
might be the best.
Hell, I might even
sample a little bit myself.
By the tree there, Mr. Franks,
by the tree.
Yes.
Turn around, please.
Turn around.
All right,
let's see those hands.
Up.
There we go.
All right.
You have...
three minutes starting now,
and then
I'm coming after you.
- I haven't got a chance.
- Probably not.
- But you have less than
an hour of daylight,
so I suggest you get at it.
- 911.
What is your emergency?
- I've been kidnapped.
My name's Katherine.
I've been kidnapped.
My name is Katherine Franks.
- What is your exact location?
- I don't know.
I don't know.
It's in the country somewhere.
- Are there any
identifying landmarks?
Ma'am?
Ma'am, are you still there?
Are you still there?
- It's me!
It's me!
Hey, it's me!
It's me!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey.
It's okay.
We have to go get the car.
- No.
- Yes, we do.
We are in the middle of nowhere.
We have to go get
the f***ing car.
Okay?
Come on.
F***.
- We have to go back inside.
- No.
No, we don't.
Let's run.
No, we can't.
- We have to get the keys.
We have to get the keys.
We are gonna
get out of here fine, okay?
Trust me.
Please, no.
No, no, no.
- Oh, dear.
I am the Destroyer.
- I'd give you
the ocean
I'd give you the sky
if I could
I'd push it all back
between the sidewalk cracks
of your neighborhood
Neighborhood
You'll go somewhere
Somewhere
I'll find you there
Somewhere
You'll go somewhere
Somewhere
I'll find you there
Somewhere
Soldiers of misfortune
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