Black & White & Sex Page #4

- Do you even like your clients?

- Most of them.

What do you like about them?

I told you... their money.

- That all?

- It's a good start.

What about their personalities?

First money, then... smell.

- Then personality.

- You like their smell?

- Some of them.

- What If you don't?

- I hold my breath.

- It's that important?

Of course it is.

Penetrates deeper

than a tongue or a penis.

It goes right inside you.

The only thing that can

penetrate deeper is the truth.

That's why the best sex

is always after an argument.

It's... when you're

most vulnerable and honest.

Warts and all,

everything's on the table, you know?

Yeah, but when you're working,

it's different, isn't it?

In what way?

Well,

you don't open up to them.

- Oh, don't I?

- You tell me.

Of course I do, honey.

I open up real wide.

I didn't mean it like that.

I'm more honest with them

than most of their wives are.

And I can tell you for a fact,

they're more honest with me.

Yeah, but only about sex.

Oh, about anything...

everything!

You know, it's like a confession,

except a real one.

I don't hold back...

neither do they.

Then they f***, they shower,

they leave all clean.

- What about you?

- What about me?

Do you leave all clean?

- Depends.

- On what?

Don't know.

- You must know.

- I don't.

How many clients have you slept with?

- Next.

- You're not prepared to answer?

- It's a dumb question.

- Why?

Because I don't count.

It's also got that moral undercurrent

- that you keep going back to.

- It's a simple question.

Yeah.

What's interesting about it?

It's the kind of thing

people like to know.

And why?

I guess because most of them

haven't had as many

partners as you.

- They're not my partners.

- Sexual partners, then.

So, how many oranges

have you had in the last 10 years?

It's different.

Mm. Okay. All right.

I'll work it out for you.

Let me see. Um...

Okay, on average,

three per shift.

That's... 5 shifts per week...

5 times, I don't know,

30 weeks per year...

5 times 30... that's 450.

Then 10 years, take away 2

when I was in Europe... Oh.

Uh, 450 times 8.

3,600.

3,600 fucks!

God, I hope you're impressed.

Should I be?

Oh, you try working that out

in your head.

Sorry, I thought you meant...

Yeah, I know you did.

Okay,

what else do you want to know...

how many blowj*bs,

how many orgasms?

I know. How many toes...

fit in a foot fetish's mouth.

You like to manipulate,

don't you?

- Do you know the answer?

- What?

To how many toes

fit in a foot fetish's mouth.

- Six.

- Why six?

Well, 'cause that's the answer.

Come on, ask me something else.

How often do you orgasm

with your clients?

- Real or fake?

- I guess that's my question.

Yeah, thought it was.

- What do you think?

- How would I know?

Men never do.

You've seen so many porn

and Hollywood versions,

you've got no idea

what's real anymore.

Have you seen the film

"When Harry Met Sally"?

Oh, yeah.

God, wasn't it great?

She was so real!

Oh, my God!

Hmm. We don't even have to try.

You didn't find her convincing?

No. There wasn't enough pain.

- Pain?

- On her face.

So women feel pain

when they have an orgasm?

- Yeah, I do.

- So it's... not pleasurable?

I didn't say that.

The more pleasure,

the more pain.

It's, um, something

you guys miss out on.

If you... If you didn't,

you'd probably understand us better.

I'm... I'm sorry.

You've lost me.

Yeah, of course I have.

I don't know.

Look, it's not something

you can put into words.

It's something you feel.

It's part of being a woman.

It's not just sex,

it's... it's our whole being.

You think about, it's...

Childbirth... pleasure or pain?

- Pain.

- Yeah. Of course.

And pleasure.

One of the greatest pleasures

possible.

You just think

we have mood swings, you know,

we're full of contradictions...

premenstrual,

that sort of thing...

but...

we are the highs and the lows...

In the most minute detail.

When you shoot, that's it...

straight, linear,

relief, done.

It's not like that for us.

So, you do fake it?

You're so male!

Does it matter?

Yeah, of course it does.

It's very important, isn't it?

It's not just male ego, is it?

Well,

it's not entirely male ego.

It's more than that.

It's, um...

It's ownership... and power.

It's primal.

If you can give women

that amount of intense

pleasure and pain, then you've finally

got something to offer.

Sticking your dick in her c*nt

may give you children,

but it'll never give you

the woman.

You've got to do more than that.

You know it.

And she does, too.

Do you know what

the most common fantasy is...

With all the guys

that come to see me?

Uh, I don't know.

Being with two women?

- No.

- Oral?

No.

You know,

there's only one fantasy

that they all have in common...

every one of them.

And it's that I'm getting off on it...

for real.

That even though I'm working

and they're a customer,

they're so f***ing good at it

that I can't help

but get turned on.

Right, so you do fake it.

- Of course. It's what I do.

- Right.

However, when I don't fake one,

It's because

I don't much like the man,

or he hasn't been

trying hard enough.

Well, he's paying you.

Why should he have to?

You get what you pay for,

you know?

Cash means you get a f***.

Effort means you might get more.

Hmm. All right, what about

when you're not working...

do you still fake orgasms then?

Boyfriends

are completely different.

Do you always tell them

what you do?

- No. Not always.

- Why not?

You mean, so, like,

when a guy in a bar asks me

if I'd like a drink,

I should say,

"yeah, yeah, thanks,

"I'd love a Bundy and Coke,

and, by the way,

did you know I'm a hooker?"

All right, then,

what about later on,

after you've been dating

for awhile?

It's not always that simple.

Why?

Because it creates issues

for some guys...

like, first they want to know

all the details,

and then they become

all funny about it.

It... it wouldn't matter

if he'd slept with hundreds of women.

You know, he'd judge me

for doing it for money,

or only dirty drug addicts

or hookers...

"Oh, she's a slut,

and I can't be with a slut."

Okay.

Why don't we get back t--

um...

Fantasies.

Do you have a favorite fantasy?

I might.

It's the casting couch.

I get to, um,

you know, dress up,

and put on my Marilyn wig.

- Do you want to know how it goes?

- No, not really.

Of course you do.

All right, well,

it starts off with me...

me asking him questions

about the script, so...

And then I read a few lines.

"Hi. My names Angie."

I-I start off all confused

and uncertain,

but I'm so desperate

to get in the movie,

do you know what I do?

I expose my breasts.

And at first, he resists.

He's all... professional.

He-- he tells me

I'm being inappropriate, and...

Do you know what's next?

I can guess.

It is pretty predictable.

I do end up, you know,

bent over the couch

with him f***ing me from behind.

So, whilst he's doing it,

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