Blankman Page #7

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Don't die, J-5.

J-5, don't you dare die.

Minelli, you're going down!

I'm Kimberly Jonz at the News Center.

What happened tonight is very simple.

Blankman and some other guy in a mask,

they were abducted...

...along with myself,

by Michael Minelli and his band of stooges.

Luckily, when they fled,

Blankman outsmarted them.

He got away. I don't believe it!

You better believe it,

you diabolical villain.

Blankman, how did you find me?

You'll have plenty of time

to figure that out, Minelli, in the joint!

The joint?

Sammy, shoot them.

Come on, Sammy. You bad. Shoot me.

- Shut up!

- I didn't tell you something.

What, I got to paint a target on my ass?

Come on.

My God, he shot me.

I tried to tell you.

Only my costume's bulletproof.

Okay, Minelli. The jig is up.

It's time for you to pay the piper.

Get ready to rumble!

My painting! Sammy, get him!

Blankman!

You brought the nunchakus.

Thanks, Other Guy.

I've had all I can take from you, Blankman.

Hi.

Did I do that?

It doesn't matter, I'm gonna tear you apart

with my bare hands. Come here!

- Get up.

- Damn it!

Kevin!

Blankman, it seems every time

we get together somebody dies.

Say goodbye to Other Guy.

Oh, yeah?

All right! I give up!

You should have thought about that

when you killed my grandmother!

That's right, Minelli.

We got a nice, cold jail cell...

...all warmed up for you.

You're not going anywhere.

I'll see you in 20 years, Minelli.

We did it, Other Guy!

Blankman! Damn!

Earlier today, thousands showed up

for a ticker-tape parade to honor...

...its newest hero and his unnamed friend.

Later, the Mayor addressed the hearty

crowd on the steps of city hall...

...giving Blankman a special award.

I present you, Blankman...

...the Harris Award

for outstanding community service.

Thank you.

And you, Other Guy...

...this really cool Blankman T-shirt.

Let's hear it for these fine people.

That was the scene a few hours ago

here at the administration building...

...when a grateful city said thank you

to a man who has renewed its spirits.

The crowds may have gone, but the

memory of this will last a lifetime.

Live from city hall,

I'm Kimberly Jonz saying good night.

Kevin, this is not such a great idea.

What if she doesn't like me?

What if she laughs right in my face?

She's madly in love with you.

Why, I don't know.

- She's in love with Blankman.

- Just tell her you're Blankman.

And really break her heart!

We promised that we're supposed

to meet her after the parade.

Now don't embarrass me. Go on.

- Kimberly.

- Kevin.

- This is my brother, Darryl.

- Darryl.

It's nice to finally get to meet you.

I can't get over this feeling

that I've met you before.

So, I guess they had a big parade today

for that...

...super-guy, what's his name?

His name is Blankman. He saved my life.

He's probably a big loser

without that flashy costume.

He's definitely not a loser.

- A purse-snatcher!

- Where?

That's a job for Blankman!

You know?

Well, actually there's only one way

to be sure.

What did you do to him?

Darryl, speak to me.

Don't touch me, don't touch me.

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