Blankman Page #6

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has the hots for a certain reporter.

A lady by the name of Kimberly Jonz.

I had a grandma. She meant a lot to me.

But somebody killed her.

Minelli, one time, whacked out an old lady

for giving him a dirty look.

...not yet released the victims' names...

...but it is rumored

that among the fatalities is 68-year-old...

...Eleanor Walker, a local resident who

runs this chapter of the Harris campaign.

This is Kimberly. I think I figured out

who killed your grandmother.

Hello. Blankman?

No, this is not Kimberly. It's Minelli.

If you ever want to see Kimberly again,

come down to the TV station right now.

Yes.

And, Blankman,

don't forget to wear your tights.

- No.

- No. Have a nice day.

Thank you. Come again.

Hi, welcome to McDonald's.

Minelli just took over the newsroom.

Sorry, sir, wait in line

like everyone else.

You don't understand.

Minelli just took Kimberly hostage.

He's got Kimberly?

He says he's going to kill her

unless Blankman shows up.

The police ain't doing jack.

You've got to save her.

I don't want to get involved.

I don't do that anymore.

I'm normal now.

I'm Darryl Walker, Crew Chief.

Ronald McDonald's coming next week,

I have to whip this place into shape.

I'm not talking to Darryl,

I'm talking to Blankman.

This is serious!

Hi, welcome to McDonald's.

May I take your order, please?

- Would you like fries with that?

- Stop it!

Minelli killed Grandma.

He killed Grandma?

Then I got to take him down.

This time I'm with you.

- You gonna wear your costume?

- I'm not wearing that...

- I need three more burgers.

- I'll wear the costume. Let's just go!

- We'll take him down, me and you?

- Yes, let's go.

- Come on!

- I'll be right back. I got to punch out.

I can't get the hang of that thing.

Hello, Kimberly.

No time for small talk, buddy.

To the Blankscreen.

I can pull up the plans to the

news building on the Blankscreen.

They're going to expect us

to come in through here.

We'll get the drop on them

by coming up in through here.

Why don't we just go through the front?

'Cause that'll take all the fun out,

silly-billy gumdrops.

To the Blanksuits!

That's your costume.

And I'll once again don...

...the Blanksuit.

This is great!

I said, "This is fantastic!"

I can't hear you.

I said, "This is great!"

- I can't hear...

- Shut up and drive!

Mr. Minelli, you're said to have mob ties.

Have you ever committed a crime?

No, I've never committed a crime.

No, goddamn it. No!

You're asking him all the easy questions.

Probe deeper! Dig into him!

Edge!

Right. Edge. Mr. Minelli, are you gay?

Goddamn! Now that's edge!

I'm sick and tired of this crap.

You told me Blankman would be here...

...and he ain't here. Now I not only

have to kill her but you, too.

Because I'm a gentleman,

I'll kill the lady first.

Yes, Miss Anchor Lady, this, just in:

Your time is up.

Do something. He's crazy!

Check your sources on that story, Minelli.

You might have got a bad lead.

Blankman.

I see you found someone to work with you

who dresses worse than you do.

What's your name, other guy?

I don't have one yet.

How about "Poorly Dressed Deadman."

Get them guys!

Get in there!

Get in there and fight! Get them!

Take them out.

- They're gaining on us!

- Get up, you idiots!

Back to back.

How you doing? Oh, damn.

I'll handle this myself.

I got a swell idea for you two.

Isn't this great?

We'll never get out of here alive.

That's the whole plan, Blankman.

While you're in there, I have rigged up...

...a secret bomb that is going to go off...

...and blow up this

building in five minutes.

Holy double jeopardy.

You're good.

When this bomb goes off,

you'll be held responsible. Post mortem.

Minelli!

Look.

You got what you wanted.

Let Kimberly go.

- Put me down, too. You don't want me.

- No.

The broad stays.

Stone, I'm sorry I messed up your show.

Not at all.

Then I'm sorry I ruined your life.

ls this the end of our episode?

Will the Dynamic Duo

defy their death defying...

...drowning death trap? Or...

Who will dislodge Other Guy's fist

from Blankman's eye?

Quit messing around! This is serious!

Kevin, stop being a pessimist.

This tank is not half

full, it's half empty.

That's great. You have lost your mind.

This is life or death.

If my plan serves me correctly...

...J-5 should be gingerly on his way.

You'll see. He's coming.

J-5!

Hello, Kimberly.

Save them! Do something! Hurry, J-5.

Do it, J-5! Save them!

Kick the glass.

The holes have weakened the glass!

You can do it!

- We got to cut the chains!

- We got to find the bomb.

There's no time. It could be anywhere.

Save yourself.

There's no point in us all dying.

I'll never forget you, my lover.

That's a Blankjoke.

You're so wonderful to keep your sense

of humor during such a time of crisis.

Electronics. Think about electronics.

J-5!

Quick! Vacuum power pack, on!

Dry these little wings

so these birdies can fly.

Blankman, you're such a poet.

Don't you know it?

Wait. How are we going to find a bomb

in this building?

We can't.

But J-5 can.

I'll switch him to antiterrorist,

bloodhound, bomb-sniffing mode.

Okay, J-5, smell the explosive.

Smell it, boy.

Find the explosive, boy. Find it!

Go, J-5! Go, boy!

- He's got something.

- He's on to something.

Go, J-5.

Go. What is it, baby?

The women's bathroom. That fiend!

The one place he knew we couldn't go into.

You see something in here?

- Did you find a bomb?

- Yeah, but not the one we're looking for.

He's on to something. Where, boy?

ls something in there, boy?

Stand back.

J-5, convert to bomb-disposal unit, now!

I hope this works.

He's only certified to handle

but so much explosives.

Okay, Kevin, let's save Kimberly.

J-5, to the street. Now.

- Darryl, wait a minute.

- Please, call me Blankman.

Blankman, do we have to tell Stone?

The building's not going to blow up, right?

Look.

I don't care what games you play,

little buddy.

- My only concern is Miss Kimberly Jonz.

- That's all I wanted to know.

Hang on, my love.

We can't find the bomb.

- It's gonna blow.

- Play along.

It's gonna blow. We can't find the bomb.

The whole thing's going to blow.

What do you mean,

you can't find the bomb?

I mean we can't find it. We messed up!

The building's going to blow.

And when it does...

...boom! Wheelchair here,

cowboy boot over there.

Get me out of this thing! Come on!

Blankman says there's no time.

He says there's only time enough

to save baby girl.

- You're going to leave me?

- He says you got to be strong. Be strong.

You're just going to leave me here?

I'll never forget you.

I'm gonna call your mama now!

Get back here, you son of a b*tch!

I'll kill you.

I'll kill you, you son of a b*tch!

I'll kick your ass.

Other Guy, watch Kimberly.

Get out of the way!

Get out of the way! He's going to explode.

He's going to explode! Get out!

Good luck, buddy. Good luck.

J-5, thank God you're all right, buddy.

J-5!

J-5, speak to me!

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