Blonde and Blonder
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2007
- 95 min
- 172 Views
Oh, something's back there.
Oh.
Oh.
[laughing] You got one, too.
Oh! Thanks.
You're welcome.
Oh.
Oh.
Nice outfit. I meant to tell
you back there.
Thanks.
Yours, too.
They think I'm crazy
to get this for flying.
[scoffs] Me too. Shows
what they know.
Yeah. It's all about taste.
[giggles] I'm Dawn.
Dee.
Cool. Dawn-Dee. [chuckles]
That's so cute.
I guess so.
Shall we take this baby up?
Sounds good to me.
So what's next?
Uh. We start the engine and we
take off into the sky.
Okay. They make it
sound so easy.
(Dee) That's how they
explained it to me.
(Dawn) Oh-uh, tell me if I'm doing
something wrong.
Okay. But I'm sure
you'll know first.
I'll just pay close attention.
[giggles] Wow, I feel like I'm
at Driver's Ed again.
Oh, thanks.
That's a cute pen.
Alright!
I want to take some notes.
Okay. Alright. So,
seatbelt, check.
Mirrors?
Don't see any.
Um. Blinkers?
Headlights?
I'm just gonna get my book out. Okay.
Um. Alright.
Well, I turn on the master switch,
then the ignition?
Okay.
Push the throttle.
[both laugh and yell]
(Both) We're flying!
Turn! Turn!
[laughs] I did it!
I can't believe it.
Okay. Miss St. Dom
and Miss Dee Twiddle.
some incredible sce--
Amazing? Incredible scenery.
[gasps heavily] No!
Ladies!
Ladies, stop the plane.
Ladies! Ladies!
Uh! Oh!
Stop the plane!
Alright, here we go!
Up, up and today!
[gasps and heaves] Oh-- Oh, God!
What's wrong, Frank?
Bernie's lost his mind. He took
off without clearance.
Bernie?
That'd be a first.
What the hell is he thinking?
You can ask him yourself.
Oh my God.
They took the plane.
Who took the plane?
Two blondes.
Blondes.
Blondes.
Blondes?
Oh my God.
We're flying!
I can't believe it!
Do you always get this
excited when you fly?
Yeah. Don't you?
Sure.
So when did you start flying?
Well, today's my first lesson.
Really? Me, too.
Oh, that's funny.
Sean Bromley steps up to the tee,
he's an amateur in this
Pro Am Tournament,
and as you might see,
a par here could tie
him for the day.
Oh my God!
We're gonna crash!
Look at that!
What a shot!
Right for the pin.
A hole in one?
Could it be?
Do something!
What?
(Both) Turn it off!
We're gonna crash!
Run for your life!
Look out!
Oh,
Oh!
Ladies and gentlemen,
the airplane has just made a hole in one.
We're going up to the plane
right now
there are two people inside,
They're okay!
There are two women
who just came out of the plane.
They seem to be okay.
We come in peace.
They're blond.
Uh, I'm a lawyer!
Yeah, me too.
I'm a lawyer.
I'm a litigation attorney.
Yeah, right here.
So,
the bastard's living in Vancouver.
Can you believe the nerve?
Took an add out using his real name.
Seems like old Louie hasn't changed a bit.
But the Witness Protection Program don't
They will soon enough.
Let me take him out, boss.
It would give me great pleasure.
No.
We need someone to move undetected.
Too many FBI protecting him.
In and out, in the blink of an eye.
The Cat's eye.
The Cat?
Who better to kill a rat?
The perfect assassin.
Still completely unknown even by me.
A mastermind killer with an IQ off the
scale of normal humans.
She's never failed.
Even her victims haven't
seen her. A ghost.
She's not completely unknown
we know she's a woman--
Don't interrupt me! Who's the freaking
Godfather here, huh?
I'm sorry, boss.
Alright.
A ghost,
Send half the kill money to her contact.
If she nails this one,
we'll let her take out the
infamous Mr. Wong.
Looks like I got another job, Kit.
Woo Hoo,
party time!
to take out Lou Rimoli
I thought you were retiring.
Let me take this one. You
have enough kills.
I have to do this last one, Kit.
A final favor for the Godfather.
Besides, doing Lou Rimoli will
be a pleasure.
I promise,
after this one I'll turn the
claw over to you.
Meow.
I love you.
For driving without a license.
Pay a $100 fine and we don't even have
to show up in court.
Aw, those cops are so sweet.
I know, they were cute, too.
I know.
Look at John Daley.
I mean, please!
Come on, look around.
Check all this out.
All for me.
For my vision.
For my picture.
When I say "Jump" the
studio says "How high"?
Hey!
Oh!
All right! Let's shoot this thing
before the snow melts.
Where's my megaphone guy?
Too slow!
You're fired!
Get me a new megaphone guy.
[sighs] What are
we listening to?
Oh, that's The Sound
of Music.
Oh, cool.
What's the music called?
Move! Hey!
Nobody yells "move" on my set. I'll tell
you when to move.
Move!
Oh!
Are you okay?
[gasps] Those jerks!
Are they trying to get killed?
Didn't they see there
were no crosswalks? Jeez.
God! Stupid Hill Piggies.
They'd better not have scratched my car.
I know.
(Dee) Are you okay?
(Dawn) I think so.
Are you okay?
Uh, I think so, too.
What a day.
Take a left here and then two rights.
Wait, no. I'm sorry.
Take a right here and then two lefts.
Wait. Can you say that again?
U m, I don't think so.
[mouths silently]
(Dee) Hey, are we
going in circles?
(Dawn) [chuckles] No, don't be silly.
Go left. Okay,
turn left and just
Here we go!
Wait, sharp right.
Woo! I'm dizzy!
(Dawn) [chuckles] Beep! We're here!
Oh! I'm in this one.
How long have you lived here?
Nine months.
How about you?
Not nearly that long. About a year.
Oh. Hey,
you wanna come see Virgil?
Is he cute?
He's really cute.
Sure!
It's so cold.
Are you a magician?
No, it always does that.
Really?
Can I try?
Sure.
[laughs] I love it! Wow!
[laughs] I got to see him.
Virgil.
Virgil.
Virgil's your dog?
No, Virgil's not a dog.
Oh, there he is. [sings]
Virgil's a turtle.
(Dawn) Oh, Virgil.
(Dee) It'll take 'em over
a minute to get here.
He's the one to win the
race, right Virgil?
Oh, Virgil. I don't think you're
gonna win many races.
[chuckles] Well, just a
figure of speech.
(Dee) Baby, come
to mama.
Come here, baby.
He likes to kiss me.
He's so cute. Virgil.
Are we?
Go back under there.
There you go. Don't toot.
[farts]
What was that?
He has a little gas problem.
Oh, okay.
I got him from a turtle orphanage.
Really?
They have them?
Not enough.
That's my dream.
I want to have my own
turtle orphanage.
And I want to dance in a Broadway play.
That's nice.
[chuckles] What's your dream?
man of my dreams.
Who is he?
I'll show you.
Wait 'till you see him.
(Dee) Oh, that's
what that's for.
Yeah. DVDs.
At Superfly, our destinations are
your dream vacations.
So come fly high with us.
(Dawn) Isn't he dreamy?
(Dee) Yeah, he's cute.
Can you help me land him?
Of course you can land him.
Really?
I mean, you have beauty and looks.
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