Blood Diner Page #5

got much time.

You got that right, homo.

I want you to take

the van to the caves,

and I'm going to take

a cab to the clubs,

and I want you to be

back here around midnight.

We got a lot of work to do.

My mission left in the hands

of two lamebrains.

Son of a b*tch!

Sh*t!

F***ing God damn!

Ay, si, si,

we want to mambo...

God damn it!

All right. All right. Hey!

We want to mambo, mambo!

Hey. Hey.

All the kids want to mambo

- Stupid f***ing drivers.

- Well, they mambo at home

They mambo at school

They know they got to mambo

if they want to keep cool

A' Ay, si, si... '

You got to be cool,

amigo, you hear?

Ay, si, si, we want to mambo

And do the mambo

Uhh

Grown folks do want to mambo

The grown folks

do want to mambo

Well, they all turn

their radios way low down

So nobody can't see them

When they're

really going to town

- They do the mambo

- Ay, si, si

Yeah, the mambo, ese

We want to mambo, ay, si, si

Got everybody does the mambo

Uhh!

Ay, si, si, we want to mambo

Mambo! Uhh!

Come on. Get those clothes off.

Shouldn't we be going?

- Nah.

- It's getting late.

Relax, baby.

It's gonna be all right.

You're in good hands.

Besides, this is where

the good stuff starts.

No, wait.

I feel funny with

all these weirdos around

butchering vegetarians.

Hey, sugar, I'm here.

I'm not gonna let

anyone hurt you.

This place...

it could be full of bugs

and strange animals.

Besides... Heh heh.

The only animal you're

gonna have to worry about

chomping on your sweet meat

is gonna be me.

- Touch it.

- Mmm. Oh, yes.

Squeeze it. Come on.

I'm so horny,

I could f*** a cow.

- Buzz.

- Oh, where is it?

Touch it. Touch it.

Uhh! Oh, come on, baby.

Aah! Uhh!

Aah!

Waah! Waah!

Wake up, Buzz.

Unh...

B*tch!

Oh, jeez, I'm sorry.

- Here. Let me get that.

- Hey, no, it's okay. Relax.

I got something in the back

that's perfect

for a mess like this.

I also have

a big surprise for you,

something that's guaranteed

to get your motor revving.

A big surprise?

Much bigger than that.

Uncle Anwar, I forgot what

I was supposed to get again.

Get back.

What do you want to know?

This is a police line.

No questions!

Get back right now.

Snap out of it, man.

Get a hold of yourself.

Take it easy.

It's all my fault!

She wanted to leave!

She was scared!

Easy, buddy. Take it easy.

But I made a mistake

'cause I was horny,

and now she's dead!

Can you remember anything, Buzz,

anything at all?

Who knocked you out?

Oh, Cindy!

Oh, my God, Cindy!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Cindy!

Oh, God!

God, Cindy!

Snap out of it, man.

Who killed your girl?

I don't know!

It was so dark,

and he grabbed me so quick. It...

And then everything went black.

I... I... I can't remember.

I can't remember.

I can't remember!

Take this boy

to the hospital now!

Hey, you guys, uh,

missed some over there.

[crying 1.

What kind of creature would do

a thing like this, Mark?

Deranged maniacs, Chief,

perverts with sick, sick minds.

Oh, my God! Cindy, I'm sorry!

Frankly,

this is starting to form

in a definite pattern

in relation to an old case.

We think it's the work

of a cult.

- A cult?!

- Sheba and I...

Don't point

that thing at me, fool!

We've been doing some research.

On the cults of Lumeria.

Cults of Lumeria?

Jesus f***ing Christ,

what am I paying you two for?

Whatever happened to that

biker group, the Cannibals?

I don't think so.

A patrol car just

phoned in a hit-and-run

involving one

of the Cannibal gang.

He wasn't the one who ran.

As messed up as he was,

they said

he died of a heart attack.

And whatever happened

to the vegetarian angle?

We've halted that temporarily.

Halted it? On whose orders?!

It's just that

we have been looking

into these past files,

and this case

bears a strong resemblance

to the one that happened

to a former squad member

20 years ago.

That's right.

His name is Paul Stanton,

and we were going to see him

when we were stopped...

Now listen to me!

You two aren't going to see

anybody but

the unemployment examiner

if you don't start

following my orders.

20 years ago is ancient history!

Now I want you both to get back

on that vegetarian angle

right now!

Get moving!

Only a week, and I'm

already in the sh*t hole.

- And you're no help.

- Oh, he'll get over it.

Look, to be on the safe side,

you continue your search

on those, um,

health-food freaks,

and I'll go and question

this Paul Stanton.

These grisly murders

can't go on much longer.

Suck out all the blood.

And where the hell is

your idiot brother? He's late.

He should be here

any minute, Uncle Anwar.

I'm sucking out every drop

of blood for the blood buffet.

Are you sure

this is going to work?

You stupid moron.

Stop thinking, and do as I say.

Did you get the lungs and liver?

- They look good, Mikey.

- Okay, put 'em in the pot.

Good work, boys, but we

still have lots left to do.

Get over here. I have

to tell you the next step.

What now, Uncle Anwar?

Prepare for the banquet.

We need as many participants

as possible.

Shout it to the rafters!

5 million years

have not gone in vain.

At last, an authentic

Lumerian feast will be served.

Hey, we can do that easy.

You don't even need an excuse

to have a party out here.

Yeah, big party and pretty girls

right after I wrestle.

Oh, you must take care

against abstainers.

Most of the guests

must participate of the feast.

Hey, that's no problem.

We got some little goodies here

that work like a charm.

George puts 'em in his stew

when business gets low.

Yeah!

Excellent.

Now cool the sacred brew,

and get a good night's sleep.

Tomorrow night, the Moon

will align with Jupiter.

The result is

a window in the universe

for Sheetar to be able to take

the earthly body

you have constructed.

The transference must take place

tomorrow at midnight.

You must follow

from the "Book of Sheetar."

Sheetar's body, the buffet,

the participants,

and the virgin

must all be present.

For her resurrection,

the participants

must ravage the buffet,

and Sheetar must

eat the virgin simultaneously.

Plan carefully!

If we miss this opportunity,

another is not foreseen

in a lifetime!

I'm so excited about wrestling

that... that savage Jimmy Hitler.

Shut up. I'm thinking

about the master plan.

Hey, Mikey, wait for me!

I'm going to find their recipe.

You wait here.

Don't do it, Stan.

Stan, you'll get in trouble.

Don't do it, Stan.

Stan, don't do it.

Honk if they come back.

No, don't do it, Stan.

Don't, Stan.

But we'll

cater it absolutely free.

Well...

We did have a Lumerian feast

about a year ago.

And since yours is

the best in town

and we don't

have to do anything,

ah, I guess it's okay.

Uh, what do you think, Henry?

I don't know. I don't know.

Kinda bored

of mummies and health food.

This isn't just any mummy.

- This is Sheetar.

- Sheetar.

Besides, we'll donate

all the drugs

you guys need

for a swinging time.

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