Blood Diner Page #4

Will wonders never cease?

If you're not busy later,

maybe we can meet at

the Club Dread and boogie down.

I'll wear my platforms.

Don't bother, honey.

For you, I'll get down

on my knees and boogie.

Hey, Valentino,

finish your wheat germ!

I thought I was a traitor.

Aw, that's okay.

Stan, competitive businesses

are always spying on each other.

Yeah. I'd give my right arm

for that secret recipe.

Say, George,

why don't you show Joanne

the back room

while Peggy and I

have a little... little chat?

Yeah, come on, George.

Let's go in the back room.

I've got an idea.

Yeah.

A dirty idea?

The Lumerian feast?

Come on, Michael. Tell me.

I'm so hot.

Let's do something kinky.

Ever hear

of battered girlfriends?

Ooh, sounds like fun.

Ooh. You're so good at that.

Yeah.

What substances were you two on

when you decorated this place?

Sheetar.

That's more like it, Samson.

How's about a little kiss?

Ah, how's about a real one,

with the tongue?

Just a little bit here...

and here...

and a little bit there.

God, I must look a mess.

On the contrary.

You look good enough to eat.

Ooh.

There's just one last

little spot that I have to get.

Ohh!

So big...

Mmm. Ahh.

Something's wrong.

No, no, no. She's okay.

No, Peg's in trouble.

I gotta go.

See you.

Peg. Peg?

Where are you?

Peg? I want to go.

Peg? Are you...

Ohh! No!

Oh, George.

George, help me.

[gasping 1 on, God.

Help me, George.

Ahh! Ahh!

Oh, damn it.

My purse.

Sh*t! Sh*t. My sh*t.

Oh, let's go!

Aah! Aah!

Georgie.

Georgie, want

to stop screwing around

and help me

with these leftovers?

Sure.

Of course it's Lumerian.

The discovery

of the Lumerian culture

came quite by accident

during the first expedition

to find the lost continent

of Atlantis.

It is now believed

that both cultures

existed simultaneously

and vanished simultaneously.

Get out of my way!

Go up the row!

- Doctor, look what I found!

- It's bones!

Label it. Bury it.

Don't interrupt me.

Now, that artifact

that you showed me happens to be

from a deviant religious sect

of Lumerians

that worshipped

a bloodthirsty goddess

of black magic, Sheetar.

Now, on the week prior

to the arrival of Sheetar,

this sect of Lumerians

would have a wild orgy

rife with debauchery,

wine, food, weird drugs.

Lust would completely

overtake them

until the final day

of the celebration,

when they would have

this great feast

called the ahmen lumo

Sheetar ra,

which roughly translated,

means "blood buffet."

Blood buffet?

You don't believe me?

It is suspected

that some followers

of this cult did survive.

Who knows? Rumors persist.

Even in today's society,

there still may be

some cult followers

of this gruesome goddess

Sheetar.

- Thanks.

- What are you looking at?

Okay, Jackson, now tell me,

what is this all about?

Okay, what's worse

than your average maniac?

- I give up.

- A religious maniac.

I've been thinking

that these murders

have been too precise and sudden

for your typical modus operandi

of your average serial killer.

- Yeah.

- And when we found

that weird religious artifact

in that girl's palm,

that's when I knew.

Knew... knew what?

Ls the pure

of maiden stomach ready?

Yeah, we just poured it in,

Uncle Anwar.

Excellent.

Simmer the sacred recipe gently

until the final ingredients

can be obtained.

Within the next 48 hours,

the Moon will align

with Jupiter,

and Sheetar

shall take her earthly body

at the ceremony

you will arrange.

Here you go, Uncle.

Ahh. That's such a regal flavor.

Oh. How 'bout that virgin?

Where's that virgin?

Come on, Georgie.

Stop screwing around.

Got to open up the shop.

Get her by tomorrow.

Free hors d'oeuvres!

Everyone, help... help yourself.

Yeah!

'59 Volvo, '59

The best car on the highway

'59 Volvo, '59

You're going too slow,

much too slow...

Can I get something

to go over here,

please? I'm in a hurry.

It's like... Could I buy

one of these t-shirts?

Oh, you sure can. It's free

advertising for us, right?

Here, Jared. I'm just gonna

put it on your tab, okay?

- Liz, what can I do for you?

- Can I get some of this.

George's aloe vera

foot cream, please?

Yeah. Five bucks.

Put this slut

in the shopping list.

And have you

found the virgin yet?

She's in the guest book.

Oh, but Michael

says he found one.

Other essential ingredients

necessary for the blood buffet

are the lungs and liver

from two sluts.

Don't forget! Lungs and liver!

Lungs and liver!

Yeah, just a moment, sir.

I'll be with you.

Can I get some

Lumerian stew, too, please?

Yeah, sure, buddy.

Hang on a second.

Two more specials

coming up, Mikey.

Peek-a-boo.

There's no charge for you.

Michael, you make me

feel so guilty.

I can't let you treat me

to all this marvelous food

and not give you something

to show for it.

So there is something

you can do for me.

I'd love it if you could

go out with me tomorrow night.

My brother's gonna be wrestling

against Jimmy Hitler

in the amateur

wrestling competition.

I was thinking maybe afterwards

we could come here

for a little Lumerian feast?

Gee, Michael, I'd love to,

but I have all this homework,

and I don't think my dad would...

I'd love to go.

Partner, can I have

a doggie bag, please?

Say, George,

wanna take care of this f***...

Customer for me?

- Michael, I...

- Say, tomorrow? Around 8:00?

Okay, I'll meet you here.

Come on, Stan.

Let's boogie!

Say, you know who that was?

That's Stan Saldin.

He owns that Mr. Veggie dump

around the corner.

Oh, really?

So we're gonna have to return

this guy's compliment,

pay him a visit real soon,

eh, Georgie?

Hey, Mike, can we get

some service over here?

At the throat of Lord Layton,

who seems to be in trouble.

Lord Layton pinned twice.

- Gets three!

- Aw, sh*t!

Does get a tag,

and so Lord Layton comes in.

- And take cover!

- Ahh!

Ah, damn it!

Excuse me.

I'm with

the Internal Revenue Service,

and I'd like to check

your books.

Hey, Georgie!

Few more fish finger surprises.

We're all out

of specials, Mikey,

but I'll see

what I can come up with.

Of course. Right this way.

I want you, I want you,

I want you so

I need you, I need you

I need you so, I love you...

Two more specials

coming up, Mikey.

Mmm. These look real fresh.

So fine - Ah ooh...

- Let's do it

- Let's do it

- Let's do it

- Let's do it...

Here you go.

Two specials. Enjoy.

These look really good.

Oh, I'm really hungry.

Crunchy.

Good.

Get out that guest book,

and find that ugly b*tch

that was in front

of my window today.

You two jerk-offs get

your thumbs out of your asses,

and get a move on!

We still have

many ingredients to gather

to complete the blood buffet.

Hello. Hello?

May I speak

to Cindy Sanders, please?

Oh, I see. This is quite urgent.

Would you tell me

where I might locate her?

Nature hiking at Bronson Caves

with her boyfriend Buzz.

Hmm. Have a nice day.

Hang up the phone.

Listen, we haven't

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