Bloody Bloody Bible Camp

[ SILENCE ]

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

JESUS PROBABLY HAD A BIG

PENIS.

YEAH.

PENIS.

YEAH.

SO, I THINK IT WOULD ONLY BE

YEAH.

SO, I THINK IT WOULD ONLY BE

CHRISTIAN OF US -- GOOD GIRLS OF

SO, I THINK IT WOULD ONLY BE

CHRISTIAN OF US -- GOOD GIRLS OF

US -- TO HAVE SEX WITH GUYS WITH

CHRISTIAN OF US -- GOOD GIRLS OF

US -- TO HAVE SEX WITH GUYS WITH

PENISES LIKE JESUS.

US -- TO HAVE SEX WITH GUYS WITH

PENISES LIKE JESUS.

ABSOLUTELY.

PENISES LIKE JESUS.

ABSOLUTELY.

I THINK SO.

ABSOLUTELY.

I THINK SO.

WE -- WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO

I THINK SO.

WE -- WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO

FOR GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE JESUS.

WE -- WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO

FOR GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE JESUS.

OH, YEAH. OH, GOD.

FOR GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE JESUS.

OH, YEAH. OH, GOD.

THOSE GUYS DO NOT LOOK LIKE

OH, YEAH. OH, GOD.

THOSE GUYS DO NOT LOOK LIKE

JESUS.

THOSE GUYS DO NOT LOOK LIKE

JESUS.

SO, I SAW "STAR WARS."

JESUS.

SO, I SAW "STAR WARS."

YEAH? HOW IS IT?

SO, I SAW "STAR WARS."

YEAH? HOW IS IT?

TERRIBLE.

YEAH? HOW IS IT?

TERRIBLE.

OH, YEAH?

TERRIBLE.

OH, YEAH?

YEAH.

OH, YEAH?

YEAH.

YEAH, IT LOOKS LAME.

YEAH.

YEAH, IT LOOKS LAME.

IT'S GONNA BOMB.

YEAH, IT LOOKS LAME.

IT'S GONNA BOMB.

THE BIBLE TELLS ME TO BE

IT'S GONNA BOMB.

THE BIBLE TELLS ME TO BE

RESPECTFUL TO WOMEN.

THE BIBLE TELLS ME TO BE

RESPECTFUL TO WOMEN.

I'VE GOTTEN A LOT OF SLICE

RESPECTFUL TO WOMEN.

I'VE GOTTEN A LOT OF SLICE

THIS WHOLE CAMP, ALL RIGHT?

I'VE GOTTEN A LOT OF SLICE

THIS WHOLE CAMP, ALL RIGHT?

[ CHUCKLES ]

THIS WHOLE CAMP, ALL RIGHT?

[ CHUCKLES ]

HI, FATHER BOBBINGS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HI, FATHER BOBBINGS.

DID YOU HEAR ABOU HI, FATHER BOBBINGS.

DID YOU HEAR ABOU ELLEN BARRETT?

DID YOU HEAR ABOU ELLEN BARRETT?

WOW.

ELLEN BARRETT?

WOW.

A WOMAN ORDAINED.

WOW.

A WOMAN ORDAINED.

HE WAS THE KING OF

A WOMAN ORDAINED.

HE WAS THE KING OF

ROCK 'N' ROLL.

HE WAS THE KING OF

ROCK 'N' ROLL.

I JUST BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE HIM

ROCK 'N' ROLL.

I JUST BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE HIM

NEXT WEEK.

I JUST BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE HIM

NEXT WEEK.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONE.

NEXT WEEK.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONE.

I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S THE WANG

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONE.

I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S THE WANG

OR THE...UNDERGARDEN.

I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S THE WANG

OR THE...UNDERGARDEN.

OH, YEAH. I DON'T KNOW. YEAH.

OR THE...UNDERGARDEN.

OH, YEAH. I DON'T KNOW. YEAH.

'CAUSE THERE'S A BULGE.

OH, YEAH. I DON'T KNOW. YEAH.

'CAUSE THERE'S A BULGE.

THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON

'CAUSE THERE'S A BULGE.

THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON

THERE.

THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON

THERE.

I'M SO EXCITED.

THERE.

I'M SO EXCITED.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS

I'M SO EXCITED.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS

ARE TALKING ABOUT, BUT I PLAN ON

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS

ARE TALKING ABOUT, BUT I PLAN ON

PORKING THE...OUT OF BAMBI OU ARE TALKING ABOUT, BUT I PLAN ON

PORKING THE...OUT OF BAMBI OU THERE.

PORKING THE...OUT OF BAMBI OU THERE.

AND I PLAN ON BEING BALLS

THERE.

AND I PLAN ON BEING BALLS

DEEP IN BETTY BEFORE 10:00.

AND I PLAN ON BEING BALLS

DEEP IN BETTY BEFORE 10:00.

...GUYS, LANGUAGE!

DEEP IN BETTY BEFORE 10:00.

...GUYS, LANGUAGE!

...NERDS ARE CRAZY.

...GUYS, LANGUAGE!

...NERDS ARE CRAZY.

OH, YEAH?

...NERDS ARE CRAZY.

OH, YEAH?

LOOK AT THESE GUYS.

OH, YEAH?

LOOK AT THESE GUYS.

YEAH...NUT?

LOOK AT THESE GUYS.

YEAH...NUT?

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE

YEAH...NUT?

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE

THERE, SON?

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE

THERE, SON?

THIS IS GRADE-A GENUINE

THERE, SON?

THIS IS GRADE-A GENUINE

SPANISH FLY, GENTLEMEN.

THIS IS GRADE-A GENUINE

SPANISH FLY, GENTLEMEN.

...LET ME SEE THAT.

SPANISH FLY, GENTLEMEN.

...LET ME SEE THAT.

IT'S REAL.

...LET ME SEE THAT.

IT'S REAL.

COME ON.

IT'S REAL.

COME ON.

WELL, WHERE'D YOU GET IT?

COME ON.

WELL, WHERE'D YOU GET IT?

MY BROTHER GOT IT FOR ME WHEN

WELL, WHERE'D YOU GET IT?

MY BROTHER GOT IT FOR ME WHEN

HE WAS DOWN IN MEXICO.

MY BROTHER GOT IT FOR ME WHEN

HE WAS DOWN IN MEXICO.

OH, REALLY?

HE WAS DOWN IN MEXICO.

OH, REALLY?

YEAH, MAN.

OH, REALLY?

YEAH, MAN.

THESE ARE FROM THE GREAT STATE

YEAH, MAN.

THESE ARE FROM THE GREAT STATE

OF "MEHICO."

THESE ARE FROM THE GREAT STATE

OF "MEHICO."

YOU YOUNG MEN ARE FULL OF...

OF "MEHICO."

YOU YOUNG MEN ARE FULL OF...

BROTHER BEAU, LANGUAGE.

YOU YOUNG MEN ARE FULL OF...

BROTHER BEAU, LANGUAGE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

BROTHER BEAU, LANGUAGE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I NEVER EVEN LISTENED TO

[ CHUCKLES ]

I NEVER EVEN LISTENED TO

ELVIS.

I NEVER EVEN LISTENED TO

ELVIS.

PLUS, WASN'T HE A BIG FAT DRUG

ELVIS.

PLUS, WASN'T HE A BIG FAT DRUG

ADDICT, ANYWAY?

PLUS, WASN'T HE A BIG FAT DRUG

ADDICT, ANYWAY?

NO WONDER HE'S DEAD.

ADDICT, ANYWAY?

NO WONDER HE'S DEAD.

[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]

NO WONDER HE'S DEAD.

[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]

YOU LITTLE...

[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]

YOU LITTLE...

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

YOU LITTLE...

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN...

WHAT?

THE POOR MAN HAD AN EATING

DISORDER, THAT'S ALL.

THE POOR MAN HAD AN EATING

DISORDER, THAT'S ALL.

[ SNIFFLES ]

DISORDER, THAT'S ALL.

[ SNIFFLES ]

GOD...

[ SNIFFLES ]

GOD...

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

GOD...

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

[ SNIFFLES ]

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

[ SNIFFLES ]

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[ SNIFFLES ]

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

[ WHIMPERS ]

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

[ WHIMPERS ]

[ Crying ] FATHER?

[ WHIMPERS ]

[ Crying ] FATHER?

I'M SORRY!

[ Crying ] FATHER?

I'M SORRY!

LOOKS LIKE SCHOOL'S IN

I'M SORRY!

LOOKS LIKE SCHOOL'S IN

SESSION, BOYS.

LOOKS LIKE SCHOOL'S IN

SESSION, BOYS.

GO GET THEM, I GUESS.

SESSION, BOYS.

GO GET THEM, I GUESS.

LOSERS.

GO GET THEM, I GUESS.

LOSERS.

WE'LL SEE.

LOSERS.

WE'LL SEE.

[ Laughing ] LOOK AT THIS

WE'LL SEE.

[ Laughing ] LOOK AT THIS

GUY.

[ Laughing ] LOOK AT THIS

GUY.

BRUSH YOUR TEETH, FELLA.

GUY.

BRUSH YOUR TEETH, FELLA.

[ LAUGHTER ]

BRUSH YOUR TEETH, FELLA.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU GOT TO REALLY WORK FOR

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU GOT TO REALLY WORK FOR

THOSE YOUNG MEN'S SOULS.

YOU GOT TO REALLY WORK FOR

THOSE YOUNG MEN'S SOULS.

SMELL THAT JIZZ.

THOSE YOUNG MEN'S SOULS.

SMELL THAT JIZZ.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

SMELL THAT JIZZ.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

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[ DOOR OPENS ]

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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ SIGHS ]

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM,

[ SIGHS ]

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM,

FATHER BOBBINGS?

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM,

FATHER BOBBINGS?

THESE KIDS -- THEY DON' FATHER BOBBINGS?

THESE KIDS -- THEY DON' RESPECT ANYTHING.

THESE KIDS -- THEY DON' RESPECT ANYTHING.

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

RESPECT ANYTHING.

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

YEAH, I KNOW.

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

YEAH, I KNOW.

CAN I GET A SIP OF THAT?

YEAH, I KNOW.

CAN I GET A SIP OF THAT?

HMM?

CAN I GET A SIP OF THAT?

HMM?

OH, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

HMM?

OH, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

GIVE ME A TASTE.

OH, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

GIVE ME A TASTE.

SPLASH A LITTLE LOVE IN

GIVE ME A TASTE.

SPLASH A LITTLE LOVE IN

THERE.

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