Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Page #2

SPLASH A LITTLE LOVE IN

THERE.

WE DON'T WANT THESE BROADS

THERE.

WE DON'T WANT THESE BROADS

THINKING THEY GOT NAKED ON THEIR

WE DON'T WANT THESE BROADS

THINKING THEY GOT NAKED ON THEIR

OWN IN THE MORNING, HUH?

THINKING THEY GOT NAKED ON THEIR

OWN IN THE MORNING, HUH?

[ CHUCKLES ]

OWN IN THE MORNING, HUH?

[ CHUCKLES ]

OOH.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OOH.

OOOOH.

OOH.

OOOOH.

...DID YOU BRING ENOUGH?

OOOOH.

...DID YOU BRING ENOUGH?

[ CHUCKLES ]

...DID YOU BRING ENOUGH?

[ CHUCKLES ]

JUST EXCITED.

[ CHUCKLES ]

JUST EXCITED.

YEAH, ME TOO.

JUST EXCITED.

YEAH, ME TOO.

THIS IS GONNA MAKE THESE...

YEAH, ME TOO.

THIS IS GONNA MAKE THESE...

HORNY.

THIS IS GONNA MAKE THESE...

HORNY.

SYLVESTER STALLONE IS THE

HORNY.

SYLVESTER STALLONE IS THE

CUTEST ACTOR OUT THERE RIGH SYLVESTER STALLONE IS THE

CUTEST ACTOR OUT THERE RIGH NOW.

CUTEST ACTOR OUT THERE RIGH NOW.

I MEAN, I KNOW HE'S SHORT.

NOW.

I MEAN, I KNOW HE'S SHORT.

YEAH.

I MEAN, I KNOW HE'S SHORT.

YEAH.

BUT I BET HE HAS A REALLY

YEAH.

BUT I BET HE HAS A REALLY

LONG CANNOLI.

BUT I BET HE HAS A REALLY

LONG CANNOLI.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

LONG CANNOLI.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

TOTALLY.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

TOTALLY.

I'LL TAKE THAT.

TOTALLY.

I'LL TAKE THAT.

AH!

I'LL TAKE THAT.

AH!

HI, CHAZZ.

AH!

HI, CHAZZ.

SCRAM, WILL YOU?

HI, CHAZZ.

SCRAM, WILL YOU?

I'M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING HERE.

SCRAM, WILL YOU?

I'M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING HERE.

BUT I --

I'M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING HERE.

BUT I --

I SAID SCRAM, GOD...IT!

BUT I --

I SAID SCRAM, GOD...IT!

[ LAUGHTER ]

I SAID SCRAM, GOD...IT!

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH, I JUST SAW

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH, I JUST SAW

"SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT," AND I

YEAH, I JUST SAW

"SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT," AND I

THINK BURT REYNOLDS IS THE

"SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT," AND I

THINK BURT REYNOLDS IS THE

HOTTEST.

THINK BURT REYNOLDS IS THE

HOTTEST.

I SAW THAT, TOO.

HOTTEST.

I SAW THAT, TOO.

YEAH.

I SAW THAT, TOO.

YEAH.

AND I REALLY LOVE HIS

YEAH.

AND I REALLY LOVE HIS

MUSTACHE.

AND I REALLY LOVE HIS

MUSTACHE.

I WOULD...HIS BRAINS --

MUSTACHE.

I WOULD...HIS BRAINS --

LADIES.

I WOULD...HIS BRAINS --

LADIES.

OOH!

LADIES.

OOH!

SOME VERY SPECIAL DRINKS FOR

OOH!

SOME VERY SPECIAL DRINKS FOR

A COUPLE OF VERY SPECIAL LADIES.

SOME VERY SPECIAL DRINKS FOR

A COUPLE OF VERY SPECIAL LADIES.

MMM.

A COUPLE OF VERY SPECIAL LADIES.

MMM.

THANK YOU.

MMM.

THANK YOU.

SURE.

THANK YOU.

SURE.

THANK YOU.

SURE.

THANK YOU.

HEY, UH, DON'T WORRY, DWAYNE.

THANK YOU.

HEY, UH, DON'T WORRY, DWAYNE.

WE LEFT ONE IN THERE FOR YOU.

HEY, UH, DON'T WORRY, DWAYNE.

WE LEFT ONE IN THERE FOR YOU.

[ LAUGHTER ]

UNBELIEVABLE.

SOMEONE OUGHT TO KILL THOSE

GUYS.

SOMEONE OUGHT TO KILL THOSE

GUYS.

CUT OFF THEIR --

GUYS.

CUT OFF THEIR --

PAYBACKS ARE...CHAZZ.

CUT OFF THEIR --

PAYBACKS ARE...CHAZZ.

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

PAYBACKS ARE...CHAZZ.

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ TWIGS SNAPPING ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ TWIGS SNAPPING ]

I'M FINE.

[ TWIGS SNAPPING ]

I'M FINE.

IT'S FINE.

I'M FINE.

IT'S FINE.

[ GIRLS GIGGLING ]

IT'S FINE.

[ GIRLS GIGGLING ]

OW.

[ GIRLS GIGGLING ]

OW.

MNH.

OW.

MNH.

IT'S FINE.

MNH.

IT'S FINE.

DO YOU -- DO YOU HAVE ANY GUM?

IT'S FINE.

DO YOU -- DO YOU HAVE ANY GUM?

YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

DO YOU -- DO YOU HAVE ANY GUM?

YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

IS IT IN YOUR MOUTH?

YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

IS IT IN YOUR MOUTH?

YEAH.

IS IT IN YOUR MOUTH?

YEAH.

OKAY.

YEAH.

OKAY.

THAT IS FAR OUT, MAN.

OKAY.

THAT IS FAR OUT, MAN.

OH, MY GOD.

THAT IS FAR OUT, MAN.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, YES.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, YES.

MMM.

OH, YES.

MMM.

SAVE SOME FOR US, HUH?

MMM.

SAVE SOME FOR US, HUH?

BREAK IT UP THERE -- OHH.

SAVE SOME FOR US, HUH?

BREAK IT UP THERE -- OHH.

SORRY, BUT I GOT TO TAKE BAMBI.

BREAK IT UP THERE -- OHH.

SORRY, BUT I GOT TO TAKE BAMBI.

[ GIGGLES ]

SORRY, BUT I GOT TO TAKE BAMBI.

[ GIGGLES ]

YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

[ GIGGLES ]

YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH

YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH

HER.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH

HER.

I'M TAKING BAMBI.

HER.

I'M TAKING BAMBI.

CHAZZ!

I'M TAKING BAMBI.

CHAZZ!

[ LAUGHTER ]

CHAZZ!

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO...

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO...

SO...

SO...

SO...

THERE THEY GO.

SO...

THERE THEY GO.

YEAH.

THERE THEY GO.

YEAH.

BETTY, I WANT TO DO YOU.

YEAH.

BETTY, I WANT TO DO YOU.

LET'S GO.

BETTY, I WANT TO DO YOU.

LET'S GO.

OKAY.

LET'S GO.

OKAY.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

OKAY.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

WHOA!

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

WHOA!

SMOKE THIS AND GET HIGH HERE.

[ KNIFE PLUNGES ]

GOD...THESE USELESS PUNK

KIDS.

OHH!

KIDS.

OHH!

AAH!

OHH!

AAH!

OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE

AAH!

OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE

DON'T.

OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE

DON'T.

[ GASPS ] DON'T.

DON'T.

[ GASPS ] DON'T.

PLEASE DON'T.

[ GASPS ] DON'T.

PLEASE DON'T.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

PLEASE DON'T.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ KNIFE PLUNGES ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ KNIFE PLUNGES ]

AAH!

[ KNIFE PLUNGES ]

AAH!

[ GASPING ]

[ GIGGLES ]

HERE WE GO.

OW! CHAZZ!

HERE WE GO.

OW! CHAZZ!

[ GRUNTS ]

OW! CHAZZ!

[ GRUNTS ]

OH, MY GOD.

[ GRUNTS ]

OH, MY GOD.

NO, STOP.

OH, MY GOD.

NO, STOP.

IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE.

NO, STOP.

IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE.

OH, CHAZZ, CHAZZ --

IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE.

OH, CHAZZ, CHAZZ --

I'LL MAKE YOU WARM.

OH, CHAZZ, CHAZZ --

I'LL MAKE YOU WARM.

IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE.

I'LL MAKE YOU WARM.

IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE.

THERE'S SO MANY BUGS.

IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE.

THERE'S SO MANY BUGS.

THERE'S SO MANY BUGS.

THERE'S SO MANY BUGS.

THERE'S SO MANY BUGS.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE BUGS.

THERE'S SO MANY BUGS.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE BUGS.

I'M GETTING ALL BIT UP.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE BUGS.

I'M GETTING ALL BIT UP.

CHAZZ -- CHAZZ, IF YOU WAN I'M GETTING ALL BIT UP.

CHAZZ -- CHAZZ, IF YOU WAN TO...ME, TAKE ME BACK TO THE

CHAZZ -- CHAZZ, IF YOU WAN TO...ME, TAKE ME BACK TO THE

CABIN.

TO...ME, TAKE ME BACK TO THE

CABIN.

I'M TAKING YOU BACK TO THE

CABIN.

I'M TAKING YOU BACK TO THE

CABIN.

I'M TAKING YOU BACK TO THE

CABIN.

[ GIGGLES ]

CABIN.

[ GIGGLES ]

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

[ GASPING ]

Both:
WHOA.

THERE IT IS.

[ CHUCKLES ] IT'S OKAY.

THERE IT IS.

[ CHUCKLES ] IT'S OKAY.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

[ CHUCKLES ] IT'S OKAY.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

...THE ROOM.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

...THE ROOM.

WHY AREN'T YOU JUST HAMMERING ME

...THE ROOM.

WHY AREN'T YOU JUST HAMMERING ME

RIGHT HERE?

WHY AREN'T YOU JUST HAMMERING ME

RIGHT HERE?

MMM.

RIGHT HERE?

MMM.

YEAH.

MMM.

YEAH.

[ LAUGHS ]

YEAH.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU ARE A GOOD MAN.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU ARE A GOOD MAN.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU ARE A GOOD MAN.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ EXHALES HEAVILY ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ EXHALES HEAVILY ]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, TAKING A

[ EXHALES HEAVILY ]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, TAKING A

PICTURE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, TAKING A

PICTURE?

COME ON.

PICTURE?

COME ON.

OH, CAN I?

COME ON.

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