Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Page #3
OH, CAN I?
OH, CAN I?
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
UH...
UH...
BACK DOOR'S ALWAYS OPEN
UH...
BACK DOOR'S ALWAYS OPEN
FOR JESUS, BABY.
BACK DOOR'S ALWAYS OPEN
FOR JESUS, BABY.
OW!
FOR JESUS, BABY.
OW!
[ LAUGHS ]
OW!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
AAH. AAH.
AAH. AAH.
AAH. AAH.
WHAT NOW?
WHAT NOW?
OH...
WHAT NOW?
OH...
UH, NOTHING.
OH...
UH, NOTHING.
WAIT RIGHT HERE, JUST LIKE THAT.
UH, NOTHING.
WAIT RIGHT HERE, JUST LIKE THAT.
WAIT RIGHT HERE, JUST LIKE THAT.
WAIT RIGHT HERE, JUST LIKE THAT.
WAIT RIGHT HERE, JUST LIKE THAT.
[ SIGHS ]
WAIT RIGHT HERE, JUST LIKE THAT.
[ SIGHS ]
YOU KI-- GOD, I...HATE MEN.
[ SIGHS ]
YOU KI-- GOD, I...HATE MEN.
WELL, IF THE DEVIL DON' YOU KI-- GOD, I...HATE MEN.
WELL, IF THE DEVIL DON' LIKE IT
WELL, IF THE DEVIL DON' LIKE IT
LIKE IT:
IF THE DEVIL DON'T LIKE I HE BETTER LICK MY NUTSACK
IF THE DEVIL DON'T LIKE I HE BETTER NOT COME BACK
IF THE DEVIL DON'T LIKE I HE BETTER NOT COME BACK
HE BETTER LICK MY NU IF HE DON'T LIKE THAT, NO
HE BETTER LICK MY NU [ MOANS ]
HE BETTER LICK MY NU [ MOANS ]
NUTSACK:
[ MOANS ]
NUTSACK:
OKAY.
OH...OKAY.
OKAY.
OH...OKAY.
OKAY, FOCUS.
OH...OKAY.
OKAY, FOCUS.
FOCUS.
OKAY, FOCUS.
FOCUS.
HERE WE GO.
FOCUS.
HERE WE GO.
UNH.
HERE WE GO.
UNH.
UH, OKAY, UH...
UNH.
UH, OKAY, UH...
UH, FARRAH FAWCETT.
UH, OKAY, UH...
UH, FARRAH FAWCETT.
UH, FARRAH FAWCETT.
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
UH, CARRIE FISHER.
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
UH, CARRIE FISHER.
CARRIE FISHER.
UH, CARRIE FISHER.
CARRIE FISHER.
NO.
CARRIE FISHER.
NO.
SHELLEY DUVALL.
NO.
SHELLEY DUVALL.
OH, YES.
SHELLEY DUVALL.
OH, YES.
OH, YES, SHELLEY DUVALL.
OH, YES.
OH, YES, SHELLEY DUVALL.
OOH.
OH, YES, SHELLEY DUVALL.
OOH.
OH, NASTY.
OOH.
OH, NASTY.
OH, SHELLEY.
OH, NASTY.
OH, SHELLEY.
[ MOANS ]
OH, SHELLEY.
[ MOANS ]
[ MOANS ]
OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY, OKAY, WE'RE GOOD.
OKAY.
OKAY, OKAY, WE'RE GOOD.
OKAY, I'M BACK.
OKAY, OKAY, WE'RE GOOD.
OKAY, I'M BACK.
I'M BACK.
OKAY, I'M BACK.
I'M BACK.
LOOK OUT, BABY.
I'M BACK.
LOOK OUT, BABY.
I'M BACK.
LOOK OUT, BABY.
I'M BACK.
I'M BACK.
OH, YEAH, CHAZZ.
OH, YEAH, CHAZZ.
OH...UNH!
OH, YEAH, CHAZZ.
OH...UNH!
OH, YEAH!
OH...UNH!
OH, YEAH!
OOH! OH, YEAH!
OH, YEAH!
OOH! OH, YEAH!
MNH! OH!
OOH! OH, YEAH!
MNH! OH!
OH...
MNH! OH!
OH...
OH...
YEAH!
YEAH!
OH! OH!
YEAH!
OH! OH!
OH, YEAH!
OH! OH!
OH, YEAH!
OH, YEAH!
OH, YEAH! OOH! OOH!
OH, YEAH! OOH! OOH!
[ LAUGHS ] OH!
OH, YEAH! OOH! OOH!
[ LAUGHS ] OH!
WHOO!
[ LAUGHS ] OH!
WHOO!
WHOO!
THAT WAS GREAT, CHAZZ.
I KNOW.
I KNOW.
FATHER BOBBINGS?
AGAIN?
AAH!
AGAIN?
AAH!
[ SCREAMING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ FARTING ]
[ GRUNTING, FARTING ]
OH...
OH...
GOD...IT.
OH...
GOD...IT.
BAMBI, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA
GOD...IT.
BAMBI, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO LICK MY RUSTY STARFISH.
BAMBI, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO LICK MY RUSTY STARFISH.
BAMBI?
HAVE TO LICK MY RUSTY STARFISH.
BAMBI?
BAMBI?
WAIT.
WAIT.
AAH! OHH!
WAIT.
AAH! OHH!
OH, GOD!
AAH! OHH!
OH, GOD!
[ SCREAMING ]
OH, GOD!
[ SCREAMING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
OKAY, I'M BACK.
OKAY, I'M BACK.
I'M BACK, BABY.
OKAY, I'M BACK.
I'M BACK, BABY.
OH, GROOVY, YOU, UH, LITERALLY
I'M BACK, BABY.
OH, GROOVY, YOU, UH, LITERALLY
DID NOT MOVE.
OH, GROOVY, YOU, UH, LITERALLY
DID NOT MOVE.
I LIKE IT.
DID NOT MOVE.
I LIKE IT.
UH, ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST GE I LIKE IT.
UH, ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST GE THESE DOWN.
UH, ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST GE THESE DOWN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THESE DOWN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
NICE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
NICE.
ALL RIGHT.
NICE.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.
HERE WE GO.
OOH, MAMA.
OOH, MAMA.
OOH, YEAH.
OOH, MAMA.
OOH, YEAH.
OOH.
OOH, YEAH.
OOH.
OH, MY GOD.
OOH.
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT THE...HAVE I DONE?
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT THE...HAVE I DONE?
[ Voice breaking ] OH, MY GOD.
WHAT THE...HAVE I DONE?
[ Voice breaking ] OH, MY GOD.
[ WHIMPERING ]
[ Voice breaking ] OH, MY GOD.
[ WHIMPERING ]
OH, MY GOD.
[ WHIMPERING ]
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT THE...?
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT THE...?
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT THE...?
OH, MY GOD.
OH, GOD --
OH, MY GOD.
OH, GOD --
OH, GOD --
[ GASPING ]
[ GASPING ]
[ SPITTING ]
CHAZZ?
CHAZZ?
CHAZZ?
AAH!
AAH!
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ]
UGH!
OH, I'M
JESUS:
JESUS:
JESUS:
I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH
I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH
JESUS:
I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH
JESUS:
I'M JESUS-SATISFIED
JESUS:
I'M JESUS-SATISFIED
I'M JESUS-SATISFIED
YES:
YES:
YES:
JESUS:
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