Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Page #18
HOLY...
WHERE'S DWAYNE?
HOLY...
[ GRUNTS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
YOU SHOULD GET DOWN ON YOUR
KNEES AND START ASKING FOR
FORGIVENESS.
KNEES AND START ASKING FOR
FORGIVENESS.
STEALING IS A SIN.
FORGIVENESS.
STEALING IS A SIN.
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
STEALING IS A SIN.
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
THAT'S ONE BIG...
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
THAT'S ONE BIG...
[ CONTINUES LAUGHING ]
THAT'S ONE BIG...
[ CONTINUES LAUGHING ]
[ GASPING ]
[ CONTINUES LAUGHING ]
[ GASPING ]
DWAYNE?
[ GASPING ]
DWAYNE?
HOLD ON, BABY.
DWAYNE?
HOLD ON, BABY.
HOLD ON, BABY.
YOU TRANNIES DON'T SCARE ME.
[ CRYING ]
YOU TRANNIES DON'T SCARE ME.
[ CRYING ]
I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL.
[ CRYING ]
I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL.
[ SOBBING ]
I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL.
[ SOBBING ]
YOU'RE LIKE A GIRL!
[ SOBBING ]
YOU'RE LIKE A GIRL!
NO!
YOU'RE LIKE A GIRL!
NO!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
NO!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
REVELATION 12:
12.[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
REVELATION 12:
12.[ LAUGHS ]
REVELATION 12:
12.[ LAUGHS ]
"WOE TO THE EARTH AND THE SEA,
[ LAUGHS ]
"WOE TO THE EARTH AND THE SEA,
FOR THE DEVIL HAS COME TO LIVE
"WOE TO THE EARTH AND THE SEA,
FOR THE DEVIL HAS COME TO LIVE
AMONG THEE."
FOR THE DEVIL HAS COME TO LIVE
AMONG THEE."
[ LAUGHS ]
AMONG THEE."
[ LAUGHS ]
[ CRYING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ CRYING ]
UGH!
[ CRYING ]
UGH!
[ SIGHS ]
UGH!
[ SIGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
FURY BECAUSE HIS TIME ON EARTH
FURY BECAUSE HIS TIME ON EARTH
IS SHORT!"
FURY BECAUSE HIS TIME ON EARTH
IS SHORT!"
[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
IS SHORT!"
[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
YOU...
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
YOU...
CANNOT TELL ME...
YOU...
CANNOT TELL ME...
WHO I AM!
CANNOT TELL ME...
WHO I AM!
[ Scoffing ] OH.
WHO I AM!
[ Scoffing ] OH.
AH.
[ Scoffing ] OH.
AH.
[ GROWLING ]
AH.
[ GROWLING ]
[ GURGLING ]
[ GROWLING ]
[ GURGLING ]
[ GASPING ]
[ GURGLING ]
[ GASPING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GASPING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
UGH.
OUCH.
AAH!
OUCH.
AAH!
PLEASE, GOD, DO SOMETHING!
AAH!
PLEASE, GOD, DO SOMETHING!
[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
PLEASE, GOD, DO SOMETHING!
[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
THE WRATH OF GOD IS UPON THEE.
DEUTERONOMY 7...
SOMETHING.
DEUTERONOMY 7...
SOMETHING.
[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
UGH.
HYAH, HYAH.
[ CHUCKLING EVILLY ]
HYAH, HYAH.
[ CHUCKLING EVILLY ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ CHUCKLING EVILLY ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ GROWLS ]
YOU GOT HELL TO PAY, SISTER.
HYAH!
HYAH!
[ THUD ]
HYAH!
[ THUD ]
[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
[ THUD ]
[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ WHIMPERING ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ WHIMPERING ]
HYAH.
[ WHIMPERING ]
HYAH.
[ GRUNTING ]
HYAH.
[ GRUNTING ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ GROWLS ]
OH, BOY!
[ GROWLS ]
OH, BOY!
[ GIGGLING EVILLY ]
OH, BOY!
[ GIGGLING EVILLY ]
AAAAH.
[ GIGGLING EVILLY ]
AAAAH.
AAAH.
AAAAH.
AAAH.
[ MUSIC SOFTENS ]
[ HARMONICA PLAYS
"AMAZING GRACE" ]
WELL, GUESS YOU ALL LEARNED A
VERY VALUABLE LESSON THIS
WEEKEND.
VERY VALUABLE LESSON THIS
WEEKEND.
I NEVER DOUBTED YOU FOR A
WEEKEND.
MINUTE.
I NEVER DOUBTED YOU FOR A
MINUTE.
HOLY...
MINUTE.
HOLY...
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU!
HOLY...
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU!
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU!
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
BELIEVE SO YOU'D STOP ALL
YOUR...
YOUR...
YOUR...
ANYWAY?
ANYWAY?
YOU KNOW, BACK IN THE OLD DAYS,
ANYWAY?
YOU KNOW, BACK IN THE OLD DAYS,
ME AND THE DISCIPLES USED TO GO
YOU KNOW, BACK IN THE OLD DAYS,
ME AND THE DISCIPLES USED TO GO
CAMPING AROUND JERUSALEM.
ME AND THE DISCIPLES USED TO GO
CAMPING AROUND JERUSALEM.
TOO MANY SNAKES.
CAMPING AROUND JERUSALEM.
TOO MANY SNAKES.
GIVE ME A NICE HOTEL [POPS] AND
TOO MANY SNAKES.
GIVE ME A NICE HOTEL [POPS] AND
ROOM SERVICE.
GIVE ME A NICE HOTEL [POPS] AND
ROOM SERVICE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
ROOM SERVICE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
GOD BLESS YOU ALL.
[ CHUCKLES ]
"SAINTS GO MARCHING IN."
"SAINTS GO MARCHING IN."
"SAINTS GO MARCHING IN."
[ HARMONICA PLAYS "WHEN
THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN" ]
[ HARMONICA PLAYS "WHEN
THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN" ]
[ CHUCKLING ]
WAIT! [ WHIMPERING ]
YOUR HAND.
J.J.?
YOUR HAND.
J.J.?
DWAYNE?
J.J.?
DWAYNE?
ARE YOU TAKING THEM WITH YOU?
DWAYNE?
ARE YOU TAKING THEM WITH YOU?
NO. THEY DON'T QUALIFY.
NO. THEY DON'T QUALIFY.
WHAT?!
NO. THEY DON'T QUALIFY.
WHAT?!
COME ON! I'M JUST KIDDING.
WHAT?!
COME ON! I'M JUST KIDDING.
LIGHTEN UP.
COME ON! I'M JUST KIDDING.
LIGHTEN UP.
HEAVEN IS FOR EVERYONE.
LIGHTEN UP.
HEAVEN IS FOR EVERYONE.
[ Crying ] OH.
HEAVEN IS FOR EVERYONE.
[ Crying ] OH.
EXCEPT YOU.
[ Crying ] OH.
EXCEPT YOU.
[ DRUM PLAYS UP-TEMPO
EXCEPT YOU.
[ DRUM PLAYS UP-TEMPO
ROCK 'N' ROLL ]
[ DRUM PLAYS UP-TEMPO
ROCK 'N' ROLL ]
[ THE SMOKING VAGINAS' "WHEN THE
ROCK 'N' ROLL ]
[ THE SMOKING VAGINAS' "WHEN THE
SAINTS GO MARCHING IN" PLAYS ]
[ MOUTHING WORDS ]
OH, WHEN THE SAINTS
GO MARCHING IN:
OH, WHEN THE SAINTS
GO MARCHING IN:
OH, WHEN THE SAINTS
GO:
OH, WHEN THE SAINTS
GO:
MARCHING IN:
GO:
MARCHING IN:
MARCHING IN:
I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER
WHEN THE SAINTS:
I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER
WHEN THE SAINTS:
GO MARCHING IN:
WHEN THE SAINTS:
GO MARCHING IN:
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
OH, WHEN THE MOON TURNS RED
WITH BLOOD:
OH, WHEN THE MOON TURNS RED
WITH BLOOD:
OH, WHEN THE MOON TURNS RED
WITH BLOOD:
OH, WHEN THE MOON TURNS RED
WITH BLOOD:
I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER
WITH BLOOD:
WHEN THE SAINTS:
WHEN THE SAINTS:
GO MARCHING IN:
WHEN THE SAINTS:
GO MARCHING IN:
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
OH, WHEN THE TRUMPET SOUNDS
ITS CALL FOR YOU
OH, WHEN THE TRUMPET SOUNDS,
ITS CALL FOR YOU
OH, WHEN THE TRUMPET SOUNDS,
OH, WHEN THE TRUMPET SOUNDS,
LORD, HOW I WANT TO BE HERE
WITH YOU:
LORD, HOW I WANT TO BE HERE
WITH YOU:
WITH YOU:
WITH YOU:
WITH YOU:
OH, OH
WITH YOU:
OH, OH
WITH YOU:
OH, OH
WITH YOU:
SOME SAY THIS WORLD OF
WITH YOU:
SOME SAY THIS WORLD OF
TROUBLE:
SOME SAY THIS WORLD OF
TROUBLE:
TROUBLE:
BUT I'M WAITING FOR THA IS THE ONLY ONE WE NEED
BUT I'M WAITING FOR THA MORNING
BUT I'M WAITING FOR THA MORNING
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