Blue Crush Page #4

Eggbeat. Eggbeat.

There you go, Matt. This is it.

Paddling. Start paddling. Go!

Paddle! Paddle!

Stand up. Stand up.

Whoo-hoo! Whoo! Yeah! Yeah!

There you go.! Yeah.!

- Whoo.!

- Yeah!

- Yes!

- There you go.! Goodjob, Matt.!

-

- Yeah.

- Good job.

- Yes!

Hi. Welcome to the Lanakai.

That's all right. I'm just dropping him off.

Why don't you come in for a drink?

Um, yeah. No, I'd love to, but l, um...

But what?

I have to get back to my side of the island.

You know what I mean?

Uh, no. Why? 'Cause I'm in training.

Pipe, uh, line. Pipeline.

Master. Pipe Masters. Right.

Pipe Masters. Right.

Well, uh, I tell you what. Uh...

I've only got 40 bucks. For what?

For you. For the lesson.

Oh, right. But if you want

to come up to my room,

I'll give you the rest of it, the money.

l-I would really like to do that,

but see those guys over there?

They see us heading up to your room,

half the island's gonna have us

sleeping together by tomorrow.

Really? It's the coconut wireless.

That's very serious. It's great. Yeah.

In that case, you wait here,

I'll come right back with your money.

All right. Well, wait.

I'll come up. You sure?

Okay. I don't want to ruin

your reputation or anything.

Thanks. I'll worry about that.

All right. Okay. You go up the elevator,

I'll go up the back way.

It's so sneaky. It's likeJames Bond.

Just shut up.

Excuse me.

- -

- What the hell is she doing? -

- Hey. Where you going?

- Hey.

I just... I didn't... I didn't know

if that was your room or not.

It's my room. Yeah.

Come in. Okay. Thanks.

Oh.

- Looks different at night.

- Yeah. It's pretty nice.

I'm gonna... I'm just gonna go...

Yeah. It's right there.

Yeah, I know where it is. Thanks.

What are you doing?

Uh, I'm just trying to find the Money

that I hid.

- What, from the maid?

- Yeah, right.

Uh, let's see.

- One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine...

- Whoa, wait.

That's... That's way, way just...

That's... That's a $1,000.

I'll be here a week. That's $150 a day.

So I gave myself a $50

discount for paying up front.

Are you trying to buy me? No.

No. I just don't want to lose you.

Can I ask you a really weird question?

Yeah. Are you wearing my cologne?

Yes. Uh-huh.

It, uh, it smells good on you.

You should probably get that.

Yeah. Right.

Hey, you.

Yeah? Hey. Hey, sweetheart.

Are you feeling better?

Yeah, I know.

I tried to call earlier, but, uh,

no one was there.

Yeah, I miss you too. I miss you too.

It's been hectic. Matt, I'm gonna...

Listen, let me call you back, all right?

All right.

I love you too. All right, bye-bye.

- Sorry.

- Guess that's why they have

that no fraternization rule.

What do you mean?

Management gets call from irate wife...

wondering why maid is in

husband's room at 2:00 in the morning.

That's not my wife.

Wife, girlfriend, boyfriend.

No, really. It's not my wife.

Look, it's my niece.

Actually, my... my sister's daughter,

Rebecca. There she is.

So.

I swear.

She's beautiful. Yeah, she is.

She's a sweetheart.

Sorry about that. It's just, uh, kinda

strange with the time difference.

I should probably go.

It's getting late.

All right.

Do we have a surf lesson tomorrow?

Definitely. All right.

Okay.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

I thought you were just giving him lessons.

I did. Huh. Yeah, in what?

Penny didn't finish her homework.

- You weren't here to help me.

- She's got to do her homework.

Don't give us sh*t 'cause

you were out there working it.

Shut up. Don't deny it.

You were working it like a rib

without sauce. Shut up... Ow!

Well, what happened?

Oh, my God. Nothing.

Oh, sure. Tell me what happened.

No. Did you get some play? Huh?

- Did you? Did you?

- We kissed for two seconds. It wasn't a big deal.

I'm sure you did.

How much am I supposed to buy that for?

What do you take me for? I don't know.

Seriously. What else? Come on.

Here, this will pay the bills.

There's, like, $1,000 here.

I feel like your pimp.

You must know how to kiss.

Or you must know how to do something else.

Good night, Penny. You're going to bed now.

Hey. What's up?

Look, I hate to be the buzzkill here,

but the contest is in a week.

And I just don't think that it's time for...

I know. But I did promise him

another lesson tomorrow.

- Can't you just blow him off?

- No.

- Why not?

- Because he already paid me.

Exactly. Eden.

I wanted to rent a jet ski tomorrow.

Put you into some size.

Get you ready for Pipe.

I'll meet you at the launch at 4:00.

Why not earlier?

I'll meet you there as soon as I can.

- Where we going again?

- A little spot the hotel does not tell the tourists about.

Oh, my God. You drive like you surf.

I drive like I wished I surfed.

Wow. This is beautiful. Yeah.

I used to come here when I was a kid.

I've been dreaming about surfing all night.

Aw, Minnesota's got surf stoke.

- -

-

- Watch out.

Yeah.

Whoo-hoo!

How many sisters you got, Minnesota?

Uh, five. Five?

Five. Really? You're the only boy?

Uh, yep. Explains what?

Well, that explains it then.

That's why you're not intimidated by women.

Yeah.

Why is that funny?

Because I'm scared shitless of women.

My sisters would beat me on a regular basis.

See, look.

See how I can't extend my finger?

Yes.

Because my sister

Dana broke it when I was eight...

just because I wouldn't get out of her room.

Because it's broken that way,

when I throw the football,

it gives it a nice little zip.

A nice little touch? Exactly.

Uh, I think we got company.

Oh, great. Yeah, I do. We gotta go.

You know those guys?

Really? Yeah. Prepare to get vibed.

This place is kapu.

That means off-limits to you, haole.

What's up, guys? This is a local spot.

Yeah, and I'm a local. He's not.

What's up, haole boy? Drew, back off.

We grew here, you flew here.

It's not his fault.

What are you doing on our beach,

haole boy?

You don't live here, you don't surf here.

We'll be out ofhere in five seconds.

This is a local spot.

- This place is for the boys.

- You know not to bring this guy here.

Why don't you relax, bro? Bro? You telling me bro?

-Drew, stop it. - You want some of this?

-Don't even touch me.

- Don't touch her.

- What are you gonna do?

I've got his wallet. We're out of here. Let's go surf.

- Drew, stop!

- Linemen aren't here to protect you, haole boy.

Walk away. Stop it.

Why are you being like this?

Don't touch her.

What are you gonna do?

Drew! Both of you! That's enough! Stop!

Get off! Get in the car!

Stop it! Get in the car!

Stop it. Get in the car.

Get in the car.

Walk away. You're an a**hole.

I do what I do best.

Relax, bro. You kicked his ass.

You kicked his ass.

You stupid monkey.

Go back to the mainland.

This is bullshit.

Kawela's?

And you expected to make it back in time?

I rented a jet ski. I know. I'm sorry.

I said I was sorry a hundred times.

Whatever. She's good, man.

Hello?

What'd she say?

She's messin' up, man.

Ah.

Everything okay? Oh, yeah.

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