Blue Crush Page #3

And step three. You got it?

Thanks for your time, guys.

- No problem.

- You got schooled by the maid.

I'm on vacation. You don't have...

You still got schooled.

You don't have to clean your room

when you're on vacation.

You got schooled. But you don't clean

your room when you on vacation!

Am I on vacation?

It was gross, It was disgusting.

I don't care what they did.

They are V.I.P. Pay the highest rate.

They don't pay good Money

to be scolded by a housekeeper.

You can pick up your last check next week.

Surf's up, Anne Marie.

They peed on the floor.

There was puke all over the curtain.

Please don't suspend me.

We need the money.

I'm not suspending you,

I'm firing you.

- What?

- Well, if she's fired, I quit.

Me too. Fine.

You're seriously going to fire all of us?

No.

I'm firing you. They quit. So don't get

any ideas about collecting unemployment.

You guys, don't quit. We need to make rent.

You could have stayed down longer than that.

I'm tired of holding my breath, Eden.

God, shejust loves pissing me off.

Look at her. She's not out here to get waves.

Shejust wants to get attention.

What does she see in those guys?

They're such burnouts.

- Same thing you did.

- What?

Cut body and a nice cutback.

Oh, great. She got a bad attitude.

It's not who she is.

Inside.! Got it.! I'm on it.! Get off!

Hey, beat it.!

Hey, hey, hey.! Got it.!

Hey.! Hey, where you been?

I'm on it.! Get off!

Drew, I got it.!

Hey!

- I had the section. What's your problem?

- You need to grow up.

It's not my fault you broke your board,

you stupid kook. You're a kook.

Don't drop in on me again.

That's right, go home. Beat it.

Donkey.

Can you glue it back together? No.

Yeah, I was just driving by. Okay.

Well, actually, the guy at

the hotel told me where I could find you.

So that was pretty awesome,

you know, surfng.

Right.

Hey, listen. I wanted to apologize

for my friend back at the hotel.

Leslie's kind of messy, but when

your ass is hanging out in the pocket,

he's the guy you want protecting your backside.

So next time your ass is hanging back

in the pocket, he's your guy.

I'll remember that.

- What's up, Anne Marie?

- Hey, Ben.

You broke your board. That sucks.

I bet you were charging.

Something like that.

Hey, don't I know you?

- I don't know, maybe.

- Yeah. You're that quarterback, right?

- Yeah, I play some football.

- That's right, huh?

Nice shoes, bro.

Thanks. I was wondering if, maybe,

you've taught anybody?

Taught anybody? Yeah. How to surf.

No. Well, you know,

I've got some free time.

That's nice. Look, I'd...

I'd love to learn.

It's not easy. I know.

But it looks really fun out there.

- You can get hurt.

- I'm sure I could handle myself.

This guy Rick, he'll set you up with

a spongeboard and some baby waves.

- He's gentle.

- And you are?

Not. Right.

- Check it out.

- Who's GQ jock?

Ho ho ho.

What was that all about? I don't know.

He wanted lessons or something.

Anne Marie! Lessons? Money?

We're broke? What?

He didn't say anything about paying.

Well, did you ask?

- You guys going tonight? No. What time?

- Go, go, go!

- I don't know. I'm kinda lost.

- Go get him.

Hey! Hey! How much? What? What?

- How much?

- - I got to call you back.

Oh, sh*t!

Hey! Watch where you're going!

Hurry up! Go get him. Come on.

- Okay, hurry, hurry, hurry.

- Hey. Hey, listen.

- How much?

- I don't know. What's the going rate?

- Twenty bucks an hour.

- Twenty?

Too much?

- Fifteen?

- The hotel charges $150.

I'll pay that.

Whoa! One hundred and fifty bucks.

For surf lessons? That's it, right?

What else are we talking about?

Got any friends?

- Sure I do.

- Whoo! Yeah!

- What's with the face, Pen?

- What face?

Don't worry, honey.

It's just one afternoon.

You'll have time to get pregnant

and go on welfare.

Good idea. It'll be fun.

- We'll play rip off the tourist.

- We're not ripping anyone off.

Anyone who pays $1,000 a night

for a room is just begging to be ripped off.

I saw those guys walk into Tommy Bahama

yesterday and drop four G's on silk boxers.

How is that possible? It's underwear.

Those guys got money to burn.

They play in the NFL.

I don't care about the money.

Anything is better than this.

Oh, my God!

Yeah, right. Let me out here, you guys.

Penny! Who unloaded the mothership?

I thought his friends would be hot at least.

This is so embarrassing to be seen with you.

You gonna teach us how to surf?

You gonna teach us how to surf?

Guys.

Busted.

- Come on, it's 150 each.

- What if we see people we know? God.

Whatever. It's surf lessons.

This is what jocks look like?

- A hundred and fifty bucks.

- Let's go surfing, big daddy.

What's up, girls?

This is Lena and Eden. I'm Anne Marie.

- Hey.

- We gonna surf today?

Watch out. I'll make sure you drown out there.

How's it going? Matt. Nice to meet you.

- This is my little sister, Penny.

- What's up, little mama?

Little surf baby.

You're gonna surf in that?

- Hell, no. I'm gonna surf in my da-da-da-da's.

- In your what?

My da-da-da-da's!

- Da-da-da-da! -

You're wearing nut huggers.

Some might call them that. I call them

nut containers. You're gonna teach me to surf.

One, two, three.

Snap up!

- No duck butt.

- Oh. Oh, yeah.

- -

- -

- -

- -

- -

- Ohh! -

Are you ready? All right.

Start paddling! Paddle! Go! Go!

Yeah.! Yes.! Get up.! Get up.! Get up.!

Put your head in the center!

Lean forward! Hula hands!

- Come on! Go!

- Whoa! Ohh!

- -

- -

Come on, get back out here!

One more time!

Hey, I'm giving a lesson.

There you go. Come on.

Paddle! Paddle!

-

- Whoo!

Whoo!

That was so good.

That was so good.

That was incredible. Whoa!

Are you psyched? Yeah, totally.

Let's go out and catch

one of those big ones.

- Out there? Well, sure you can handle it?

- Yeah. Definitely.

Come on, Matt. You got it.

You got it. Paddle, paddle, paddle.!

Harder. Come on. You got to dig.

All right, Anne Marie,

I'm right there with you.

Don't worry about me. I got this mastered.

I am a football player. Oh, sh*t.!

Ohh!

A couple more, you've got it.

Just a couple more waves.

Dig.! Turtle.! Get under your board.!

Turn it over.!

-

- Don't give up. Come on. Paddle.

Got to make it over this wave.

Here we go. Paddle, paddle. Hey! Hey!

Get out of the way.! Harder!

There you go.

You okay? Oh, man, that was intense.

It's getting big out here.

Sure you don't want to go in?

No. I mean, are we safe out here?

That depends what you think is safe,

but, yeah, pretty much. Oh, man.

How about this one here?

No, this one's not a wave.

Oh, almost. We'll get you one,

Matt, I promise. Come on back.

Oh, man. Just be patient, Matt.

We'll get you one.

Anne Marie, we're leaving!

Hey, sweetie, why don't you

come over here and help me out a little bit?

Gonna need two of us to carry this thing.

We should go. It's getting late.

I'm not leaving until I catch one.

- How about this one?

- Turn around, quick. Quick.

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