Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words Page #7
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- Year:
- 2010
- 63 min
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AND IF I'M IN THE CLOSE THEN YOU ARE BELOW ME
TAKIN' THE B-A- OUT OF "BASEMENT," HOMEY
SPELLS "SEMEN."
'CAUSE I'M BO, YO, AND
OR NOT, THINK YOU'RE BETTER,
YOU'RE NOT
DON'T NEED A SWEATER,
I'M HOT
THIS SONG'S GONNA END
REALLY AWKWARDLY.
THANK YOU.
I'LL DO ONE--
THANK YOU GUYS:
I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT NIGHT,
AND YOU'RE THE BEST.
SEE YOU, BOSTON!
WHOA, BOSTON!
RED SOX.
(cheers and applause)
GO, MO VAUGHN.
(scattered cheers)
I LOVE YOU:
LIKE A GAY GENETICIS LOVES DESIGNER GENES
NEEDS A DROUGHT:
LIKE HITLER'S FATHER
AND I WANT YOU, YEAH
LIKE A LAWYER/MATHEMATICIAN
AND I WANT YOU, YEAH
LIKE JFK WANTED:
A CAR WITH A ROOF
IS HE HERE?
BECAUSE LOVE:
IS TAKING A DIVE
THEN GETTING:
REALLY COMFORTABLE
AND LOVE IS:
A REAL-LIFE PORN
MINUS ALL THE STUFF
SEARCHING FOR TREASURE
AND FINDING:
AND SLOWLY FINDING OUT THEY'RE
AND EVEN THOUGH:
HE'S HEARTBROKEN
HE CAN'T COMPLAIN 'CAUSE HE
I LOVE YOU:
HOLY CRAPS:
I NEED YOU:
NEEDS A LITTLE BI OF NEVERLAND RANCH
I'M FINE.
AND I WANT YOU, YEAH
WHAT?
AND I WANT YOU:
NOBODY TO READ:
HER F***ING DIARY. (cheers and applause)
'CAUSE A DIARY'S A COLLECTION
OF SECRET THINGS
THAT'S THE WHOLE POIN OF A DIARY
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
HAVE BREACHED:
THIS LITTLE GIRL'S PRIVACY
YOU WAS MY CAVELADY
WE'D START A-RUBBING
IF WE GOT HUNGRY,
WE'D GO CLUBBING
THERE'S WOOLLY MAMMOTHS,
TO A HOMO ERECTUS
YEAH, HOMINID TREE.
ARISTOCRATIC PLANTATION OWNER
SERVANT LADY SLAVE
FROM THE MISSUS:
BUT LET'S BE SERIOUS
FULL-TIME AS A SLAVE
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN ROMANTIC LANGUAGE
AND COMPLETE DISREGARD
FOR SOCIO-ECONOMIC TRENDS
I WAS A NAZI,
THAT'S A LITTLE REDUNDANT
THAT:
PROBABLY WOULDN' HAVE WORKED OUT, OKAY
YEAH, BECAUSE LOVE
FOR EVERY BREAKFAST,
LUNCH, AND DINNER
AND LOVE IS THE HOLOCAUS IF YOU DON'T DIE QUICK
AND LOVE IS BEING
AND EVEN THOUGH:
WITH GOOD INTENTIONS
OF RAPE:
NOW YOU DON'T WAN TO REDUCE IT AT ALL
DECLINES,
IN WHISTLE SALES
YEAH, WITHOUT A RAPIS WHO'S GONNA BUY YOUR WHISTLE?
BECAUSE LOVE IS:
(cheers and applause)
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