Boat Trip Page #7
all by herself.
Got me a great job
with her father.
Got us a new apartment. Picked out
all the linens and plates.
And as a wedding gift, she gave me
an entire new wardrobe.
Yep, the only decision I have left
to make for the rest of my life...
is whether I want to be
buried or cremated.
No. I take that back.
We're being buried side by side.
She told me this morning.
Hey, Jerry, I'm sorry I'm late.
I had a little bit of a
personal crisis this morning.
- Is everything alright, pastor?
- Fine, fine.
Just I had a few personal issues
I had to clarify, but...
It's your big day.
Glad to see
you finally made it, reverend.
I got a string quartet back at the
Hyatt about to go into golden time.
- Congratulations, sir.
- Thank you.
- They're friends of yours, Jerry?
- Yes, sir.
I met them on the cruise.
So you accidentally hopped onto
the Guytanic, too?
- How's it going?
- I guess not.
Jerry, I'm gonna keep
my eye on you.
- What's up, guys?
- Nick, come here. It's important.
There is no more sacred contract
than the bond of marriage.
And no more spiritual union than
that between a man and a woman.
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today...
to bring this man and this woman
together in the eyes of...
in the eyes of...
God?
- God, yeah, that's what you say.
- No, that's what you say.
Yeah, well I used to
until recently. I mean...
allow my wife to run off...
with a non-union contractor who
overcharged me for a bay window?
But that's my problem, I'm sorry, and
it's your day. I'm sorry. Where was I?
A happy marriage is the
perfect human relationship.
A setting in which each partner
feels free to be as he or she is...
under God's bountiful nature.
That same nature that allowed
to screw me in a photo.
I'm sorry, where was I?
If there's anyone present who feels
that these two people should not...
...be joined together in matrimony...
- Come on.
...let them speak now,
Okay, fine.
Jerry, then, if there's no objection,
turn to Felicia and repeat after me.
I, Jerry...
take you, Felicia...
...to be my lawful-wedded...
- Stop! Wait! Time out! Time out!
- Nick! What are you doing?
- I have to say something.
If I didn't speak now,
I could never live with myself.
Jerry and I took a cruise together.
It wasn't the cruise
we intended to take, but...
it was good we got in the wrong boat
because it changed our lives forever.
Jerry, if you marry Felicia today,
it will end up in disaster.
You need to be with the person
you fell in love with on that boat.
And I know it,
because that person is me.
How much of that pot
did you smoke?
I know where Gabriella is.
If you hurry we can catch her.
Jerry?
What the hell is wrong with you?
You can't humiliate me like this!
My dad is gonna kill you!
- Come on, Rocco! Come on, boy!
- Daddy!
Come on, move! Move!
Daddy, do something!
- Where's your car?
- We're not taking my car.
We'd never make it across town
in this traffic.
Boys! Boys!
- Hector! You're a fireman!
- Yes!
I'm December in our calendar.
Thank you, Ernie, dear.
Call me!
So where is Gabriella?
She signed up
to work another cruise.
- When does she leave port?
- Two hours ago!
Two hours ago?
And how am I supposed
to find her in the ocean?
I can't do this!
- I get motion sickness!
- Yes, you can. Come on, Jerry.
You're about to be united
with the woman you love.
What do you think?
Why don't you calm down?
You are in very, very good hands.
Are you sure you know
what you're doing?
I know you only think of me
as a hard-partying old queen...
but for your information, I spent
32 years in the Armed Forces...
serving Her Majesty,
the real Queen.
I've seen action in five different
theaters of war...
I've made over 49O drops,
23 over hostile territory.
I'm what you colonials might call
a bad-assed motherf***er...
who also happens
to be an expert...
in the delicate art
of Japanese flower arranging.
Over the target, captain.
Right! It's now, or never.
Come on, Jerry, get out there!
Jump out!
I can't do this!
- Go get her, Jerry!
- This is a bad idea!
Wait, I'm gonna be sick.
I mean it!
I felt that one.
Good Lord, you're a crybaby.
Five, six, seven, eight. Kick!
Back! Head, up, down.
One more time.
Kick! Back!
Head, up, down.
I want it sassy, now. Come on.
Kick! Pli.
Head, up, down.
And Kick! Pli!
I'm not a person
who likes heights!
I don't feel so good.
I don't feel so good.
I hate this!
What is that?
- I don't like it!
- We're over the target.
- Prepare for release!
- Release!
We did it!
I'm so excited.
If truth be told, I'm more
Unhook me, please.
I don't believe this.
Help, please.
This time, I'm gonna
let you drown.
You're gonna have to drag me
over to the deep end...
'cause it's only about
three and a half feet over here.
What are you doing here?
I was in the neighbourhood,
so I figured I'd just drop in.
- Goodbye.
- Gabriella, wait, please.
I thought I was being
reasonably clever...
considering I just dropped
1,5OO feet out of an airplane.
Why did you bother?
Because I love you.
Who loves me?
Gay Jerry as a friend?
Or is this straight, lying,
deceitful Jerry?
You've never met this Jerry.
This is the extremely sorry...
unbelievably heartbroken
because you left me...
who'll do anything to get you
to forgive me...
because I want to spend the rest
of my life with you Jerry.
Well, you listen to me, Jerry.
Just because you dropped
out of the sky...
and made this grand,
romantic gesture...
doesn't mean that I'm going to
automatically run into your arms.
Do you understand that?
- Yes.
- Good.
Okay, I'm probably going to. But you
shouldn't automatically expect it...
because if we're going to have
the kind of relationship...
that one day you're going
to be making up these fantasies...
Don't you ever,
ever lie to me again.
I swear.
I'll never understand it.
Neither will I.
Inga!
Inga...
Inga...
Inga...
My God! My God!
I'm Nick Ragoni.
I'm a friend of your daughter Inga.
I've travelled 12 thousand miles
to surprise her.
You poor thing. You look frozen.
Let me help you up.
Let me and my son help you up.
- Johann, come over here.
- Ja.
Come on.
This man is obviously
a fan of smorgasbord.
Ingmar, what's going on?
Mother, he is an American friend
of Inga's.
I hope you didn't go too much
trouble to get here.
- Inga's not home.
- What?
She's gone to Italy
on a modelling assignment.
Won't be back for three months.
- Oh God, no. I can't believe it.
- You poor boy. You look so cold.
You'll join us for dinner.
Bridgit?
Get this man some soup
from the stove.
Now this is Bridgit.
She wants to be a bikini model...
...just like her big sister.
- Nice to meet you.
And Bridgit's coach will be
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