Boat Trip Page #6
If the moon hits me in just the right
way, I can look pretty damn tasty.
You're okay too, but I just really
rather we stay friends.
Alright. Me too, Nick.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
If I had said that to a chick,
she'd be a total mess right now.
I'm starting to see the upside
to this whole thing.
You do what Sonya says, team
You do what Sonya says
One, two, three, four.
Now you're off the tanning team
- One, two, three, four.
- Coach, it's the Hawaiian Tropic team.
Hey, break it up, ladies! Come on!
Come on! Take it easy!
Break it up! Break it up!
Save it for the tanning competition!
Bad! You are bad.
Now everybody move out! Now!
Okay, girls.
Get your heinies on the donkeys.
Now.
Nick.
I just wanted to say goodbye.
Inga, it was great almost
knowing you.
Nick, if you're ever near
Gettzemllersteigen, Sweden...
...I would love to see you again.
- I don't think so, baby.
I don't think this is gonna work out.
But, I thought you liked me, Nick.
- I'm confused.
- So am I. You don't even know.
You better hurry.
You have an ass to catch.
And you...
Hey.
And go.
Oh, it feels good.
Hey, Nick. About last night...
you don't think
anything happened, do you?
- What do you think happened?
- Nothing.
You and I drank too much
and then fell asleep.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
Inga!
Inga!
Well, I think we lost
that one forever.
A lot of potential in that boy.
He could've been
one of the great ones.
I saw in him
what I saw in Elton John.
Had your Vitamin C today?
You know, you really make me laugh.
I'm so glad we met.
You know...
it really is a shame
to let this place go to waste.
Just a friendly kiss?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't want to feel like I am...
pressuring you into doing something
you don't want to do.
I want to do this very badly.
- Really?
- Yes.
So, let me be your guide.
And I promise I'm gonna be gentle.
I'm gonna be patient.
And I'm going to take it
very, very slowly.
Great.
Jerry... Jerry...
That's enough foreplay.
Excuse me. Could you ring
Jerry Robinson's room, please?
Certainly.
No one seems
to be answering, ma'am.
Could you give me his room number?
I'm sorry, we're not allowed
to divulge that information.
Would you like to leave a message?
No, thanks.
I want to surprise him.
Thank you.
You wanna have dinner
with me tonight?
- No.
- Why not?
Because I'm falling in love
with you.
You are?
Yes, I am.
Of all the dumb, boneheaded, romantic
moves I've made over the years...
...this will be the dumbest.
- Now wait a minute.
- This could work.
- How do you think it's gonna work?
I cannot make you into something
you're not, Jerry.
I do that with every man
I fall for and it has to stop.
- Besides, you already have someone.
- No, I don't.
What about Nick?
That's just physical.
Listen, I have to accept
who you really are.
I really want to be alone right now.
- Hi.
- Hi.
It's kind of nice
seeing another woman aboard.
Tell me about it.
All I've seen are men.
Most of them gay.
Well, it is a gay cruise.
- What did you just say?
- You didn't know?
No! I came on board to get back
together with my boyfriend.
I don't get it! Why in the world
would he be on a gay...
Good luck.
Thanks.
We're just gonna put them
on the stage.
Hector!
- Have you seen Gabriella?
- No, I've been looking for her myself.
Everything is falling apart.
The music is not ready.
Victor, the lead dancer, is seasick.
And look at my costume!
It hangs. It's supposed to drape!
OK, if you see Gabriella, could you
give her this message for me, please?
How could I've been so blind?
I mean, the signs were right
in front of my eyes.
Foreign films... grab a convertible.
Gourmet mustards.
Wait... maybe he's only curious.
I mean, there was that
one time when I was in college...
my roommate Bianca and I,
we shared a Jacuzzi.
That got kinda hot.
- I got to go, pal. Keep the change.
- Thanks.
Think twice before you
blow the man down!
Get everybody ready for the next
number. They have less than a minute.
What?
Nobody told me Victor was too sick
to dance. Who's gonna be the lead?
I' m coming
Comin' out
I' m comin' out
Oh, my God.
I' m comin' out
I want the world to know
Got to let it show
I' m comin' out
I want the world to know
Got to let it show
I' m comin' out
There's a new me coming out
And I just have to live
And I just wanna give
I' m completely positive
I think this time around
I am gonna do it
Like you never knew it
I' II make it through
The time has come for me
To break out of a shell
I have to shout
That I am coming out
I' m comin' out
I want the world to know
Got to let it show
I' m comin' out
I want the world to know
Got to let it show
I' m comin' out
I' m comin' out
I want the world to know
Got to let it show
I' m comin' out
I want the world to know
Got to let it show
I' m comin' out
I want the world to know
Got to let it show
I' m comin' out
I want the world to know
Got to let it show
- Cocksucker!
- Felicia!
I was talking to him.
Felicia!
- Felicia! What are you doing here?
- Don't even talk to me.
- I feel so humiliated.
- Well, how did you find me?
What were you thinking about
when we were making love, Jerry?
- Cabana Boys?
- Hey, I am not gay.
And to think
I wanted to be your wife!
What?
I really missed you, Jerry.
We complemented each other.
We could've built a life together.
- Build a life together?
- Yes!
- What about Andr, the buffer boy?
- It was just a fling.
A horrible, thoughtless,
insensitive mistake.
But it showed me
what I really wanted, Jerry.
A stable, decent man who would
always be there for me.
And I thought that that was you.
What are you saying?
You want to get back together?
Well, I did.
Before I found out
that you were gay.
You're standing there preening
like a gay peacock...
and you don't want me to think
you're tutti-frutti?
For heaven's sake, Felicia. I'm not
gay and I never have been gay.
Then why the hell
are you on this boat?
Nick! Nick and I got on
this cruise by mistake.
And then I met this girl
and she assumed I was gay!
And then I stupidly went along
with it because...
She's behind me, isn't she?
How could you?
Gabriella, I'm sorry.
- I tried to tell you.
- You're an a**hole, Jerry.
Not again!
That was the girl
I was talking about.
Well, looks like you
had a dumb fling yourself.
I'll tell you what.
If you can forgive me...
And we can get married
just like you always wanted, Jerry.
I love you, baby.
What do you say?
Great.
Now one of the bride and groom
staring at each other lovingly.
- You look so beautiful.
- Thank you.
Why don't we both look beautiful?
Take out that earring.
Felicia is good for me.
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