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Brain tumor.
Severe head cold?
Let's check the drawers.
I call these
my necrophile cabinets.
Seems to be stuck.
Obviously,
these drawers were built
before breast implants
became so popular.
These oughtta be recycled.
That's odd.
Ooh.
Marital spat?
Kiss and make up.
Ahh.
Believe it or not,
this was a human body.
Poor guy fell off a high-rise
onto the top of a car,
which swerved in front
of a train
and was dragged 900 yards
under the engine.
Fascinating what can happen
to the human body
under the right circumstances.
Tonight will be mostly clear
but some low clouds late tonight
through midmorning tomorrow.
Light winds,
lows in the upper 50s.
High tomorrow
in the mid 70s.
And now this--
At the Roswell Hair Growth
Laboratories,
we have perfected
to restore full hair growth
virtually overnight.
After my Roswell Hair
growth treatment,
I bought the company.
- Hi.
- Hi.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Come on in.
More wine?
Mm, I'd love some.
- Richard?
- Hm?
What did you do to your hair?
Nothing.
Well, I mean,
Sweetheart, are you worried
about your hair thinning?
No, of course not.
I think you look
very distinguished.
You're very handsome.
You don't like it, do you?
I like you.
Eat.
This veal is delicious, you know.
No, I don't.
What's the big deal,
if you are anyway?
Oh, so, now I am going bald?
It really doesn't matter to me.
Are you telling me
that you don't like hair?
Of course, I like hair.
Then how can you stand
looking at me?
I mean, look at this.
Look at that, huh?
Richard,
you're behaving like a baby.
Well, why not?
I got hair like a baby.
Why don't you let me make
an appointment
for you with my hairdresser?
Dennis'll give your hair
a nice shape.
I don't need shape.
I need quantity.
I need volume.
I need more hair.
Now, what about this?
- Huh?
- Forget it!
- No way, no way!
- Wait, wait, wait, hey, hey!
Come on,
just give it a chance.
Take a look at it!
- You mean--
- That looks ridiculous.
- It won't fool anybody.
- Would you be careful with that?
Oh, for God's sake, Richard.
Okay.
- Well, you see,
- Yeah.
I don't think you'd ever know
it was a hairpiece.
If you just take a little-- no.
- No-oh-oh.
- What about there?
- No?
- Wouldn't do it there.
- Hey!
- God, no.
Hey, wait a minute.
- It's gotta go.
- What are you--
Come on, man, I need that,
I need that back.
Richard, you're in denial.
It makes you look like
the world's biggest jerk off.
It makes me look like
I've got more hair.
Sit down, Rich--
I need that back.
Fine.
Let me just tell you
how things are, okay, Richard?
You're headin' for egg city.
Located in the chrome dome county
in the state of the cue ball.
Do you understand what
I'm talking about?
In a year, your head will look
like a Christmas tree lot in January.
I understand that.
That's why I need your help.
Have you got some kind
of a thickening agent?
Something I can put in there
and give me a little bit more,
you know, volume, huh?
I can help you, Richard.
How?
Only if you let me.
- Of course.
- Okay.
Now, what I can do--
I can cut your hair.
I can give it shape.
- I can give it style, Richard.
- Come on.
Now, I can empower you, Richard.
- Give you back your manhood.
- I can't let you cut my hair.
- It's your birthright.
- What are you going to cut?
Please, let me just
style it a little bit.
What I do is, see--
I start from--
We start from here.
No cutting, no cutting.
Fine, just styling.
Just as plants
respond to soothing music,
your follicles will love
Harmonies for Hair.
Grow, baby, grow.
Hi!
I really like your hair like that,
it looks nice.
How about a drink?
Did Dennis do that?
Do what?
Paint your head.
Who painted your head?
Doesn't work?
Dennis didn't do that, did he?
Tell me he didn't do that.
No, I did it.
You don't like it, do you?
Poor baby.
All this is really gettin'
to you, isn't it?
Oh, it's driving me crazy, Megan.
I can't eat, I can't sleep.
The only thing
I'm losing my hair.
Oh, darling.
It wouldn't be so--
What?
You-- you've got stuff
all over your face.
Oh!
Look at all this crap.
I disgust you, don't I?
What disgusts me, Richard,
is your inability
to accept yourself
as you are.
I just don't want
to be a bald guy.
You're not a bald guy.
You-- you're just--
you're just a thinning hair guy.
It means the same thing.
It doesn't mean
the same thing, okay?
What it--
I just can't deal with you
when you're like this, okay?
- Megan.
- Bye.
Megan.
Megan, please.
I think we need to spend some time
away from each other.
Oh, sure, just walk out
on the bald guy.
Do yourself a favor, Richard,
wash your head.
Miracle Shine, the miracle shampoo.
Miracle Shine will add
new fullness of life to your hair.
have claimed to achieve,
Miracle Shine, the miracle shampoo.
Add new--
With Colossal Grow
your lawn will never be thicker.
Professional gardeners are buying
Colossal Grow and doubling their--
The Roswell Hair Growth
Laboratories'
patented technique
is guaranteed.
No painful and iffy transplants.
Just a full head
of beautiful, living hair.
Call now for an immediate
appointment.
Operators are standing by
24 hours a day.
Remember, after my Roswell
hair growth procedure,
I bought the company.
5-5-5-9-9-1-1.
Yes.
Mr. Richard
Coberts is here for his appointment.
Show him in, please.
- Nice to meet you, Richard.
- Doctor.
Mr. Coberts' before picture.
Have a seat, please.
I take it my nurses
fully explained our procedure.
Uh, yes, I saw your commercial
on television.
How does it work?
We revive dead hair follicles
by applying
a protein-based solution
to the hair roots
beneath the scalp.
What's in the protein solution?
That's patented.
I love it when he talks that way.
Don't you think he'll look just
too sexy with a full head of hair?
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Richard might not be right
for our treatment.
Tell me, why do you want hair?
Uh, I think I'll feel better
about myself.
There are certain advantages
to being bald, Richard.
For instance,
Bald men are often considered to be
more trustworthy, less threatening.
The primal power that a full head
of hair bestows on a man
brings a certain pressure
to perform.
Some men realize that
they prefer to remain
out of the limelight.
Well, that may be so, Doctor,
but I want hair.
I want lots of hair.
You don't think
I'm up to it, do you?
- Are you?
- I think so.
I think so too.
It'll change your life, Richard.
I want it to change.
- You sure?
- I'm positive.
I love a positive man.
Very well.
Nurse, activate the compuscan.
I'll just insert your picture
into the graphic scanner.
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