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- Year:
- 1993
- 91 min
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Now, we, uh, have
quite a few hair personalities
for you to choose from,
you wish to emphasize.
This is your basic
conservative look.
We call it Traditional Republican.
- I don't know, eh...
- I agree.
No?
Well, uh, go a little bit more daring.
The Military Style, favored
by police, soldiers, athletes.
- I don't know, it's almost too, uh--
- Drab.
Exactly.
You see, I want something
that is very, um,
- exciting.
- Yes.
- Bold.
- Yes.
- Sexy.
- Yes, yes.
Let's try this.
We call this our Stallion Look.
Giddyup.
Yes, that's it, that's the one.
The Stallion Look it is.
Congratulations, Richard.
Uh, no surgery.
No, no, no,
heavens no, no.
then when you wake up
tomorrow morning in your own bed,
you take off the bandage
and you're a new man.
Oh, Lord, oh, Lord,
please let me have hair.
If I have hair,
I have everything.
I just want to love me again.
I don't love me
the way I am now.
I love me the way
I used to be.
The way I want to be.
Please, God,
just let me have--
Hair.
Oh, my... oh, my God.
I have-- I-- it's hair.
I have hair!
It worked.
Oh, God, look at tha--
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
It's the old me.
It's the new me.
It's the me
No, no, no.
I can't let you touch it.
If I let you touch it, I'll have to let
everybody else touch it.
Yes, yes, it is the source
of all my strength.
But it's not the only source.
See that my men are well fed.
It's incredible!
Who is this Dr. Lock?
He advertises on TV.
Why doesn't everybody
go to him?
He's new.
It's amazing.
I can't believe
what it's done for you.
Ohh, mm-mm.
You even kiss better.
I know I said it didn't matter,
but you look so fantastic
with this new hair.
You're just so-- You're so--
You're so animal.
Tell me you love me, Richard.
Just me.
- Mm-mm.
- Morning, lover.
Morning.
Oh.
Oh.
Feel like I'm getting
a sore throat.
Maybe you overdid it
last night, huh?
Oh, I got this tickle
in my throat.
Well, I'd love to stay
and scratch it, but I gotta go.
See you later, sexy?
Take care of that sore throat,
you hear?
You gotta save all
your strength for me.
- I don't believe it.
- I don't either.
You know, this is--
it's amazing.
I know.
And it's not a weave.
No, no, it's all mine, baby.
Oh, man, it seems
so good and healthy.
You know what I mean?
Oh, man, all right, okay.
- Who is this Dr. Lock, huh?
- He's new.
- You look... great.
- I know.
You look great.
Now, I'm just going
to cut it a little bit, okay?
Just give it a little bit of shape.
You all right there, buddy?
Not too much, not too much.
No, no, no, just styled.
Just style.
Hello.
Lousy.
I don't know,
I just don't feel too good.
Huh?
Um, gettin' a haircut.
Yeah, well, after you left
this morning,
I discovered that my hair's grown
nearly six inches.
No, I'm not kidding.
I know, it's weird.
Listen, I'm glad you called.
Um, I'm gonna have
to cancel our date tonight.
I really think I'm coming down
with something.
No, I am not seeing
somebody else.
Come on, Megan,
what's the matter with you?
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
That's all right.
Yep, thanks.
Bye-bye.
Ahh, ah.
Ahh, ahhh.
Oh, no, oh.
Hello.
Not so good.
What time is it?
What?
No, nobody else is here.
Why don't you believe me.
I told you I'm sick.
It's not an act.
What?
Oh, fine, suit yourself,
don't believe me then!
- Happy, darling?
- Yes, of course.
Ah, Richard, how are you?
Guess.
You look great.
Another successful operation.
What are you talking about?
Look what's happening to me.
I know, isn't it wonderful.
Let me show you something.
You earthlings and your vanity.
You're so predictably easy.
You know, at first,
it was difficult.
When we arrived on this planet,
we were tiny, starving organisms.
And then we discovered
that your brains
are the only food
on which we can thrive.
The questions was one of access.
We seem to have found
the answer.
In fact, we're particularly
enjoying your brain.
We like fat.
Nurse, transfer Richard
into implant containers.
Then call in the next patient.
Ooh.
It seems to me, maybe I'm going
a little thin on top myself.
Ooh!
I think we have time
for one more body.
Does anyone
have anything to share?
No volunteers?
What a bunch of stiffs!
I want you guys to think about this
while I go have a drink.
Ehh!
This is weird.
This may make you
a little tense.
It made someone a little past tense.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Bice is hoping Matthews
Here's the pitch.
Good hit. Go.
Get over that fence.
Yeah!
What's going on, Matthews?
All of a sudden you're knockin'
the hell outta that ball.
Yeah, I don't know,
I'm seein' it real good.
I don't want to make you nervous,
but the Giants got their eye on you.
Yeah, I heard that one before.
Hey, they could use
a good pinch hitter this year.
Still gonna talk to us peons
when you hit the majors?
Yeah, right.
I'm not about to start counting
my chickens.
I've been too close
too many times.
Somethin' always happens.
I got a feeling
this is your year.
Let's say we knock back
a few brews and celebrate.
I don't think so, bud. I got someone
prettier to celebrate with.
It ain't natural to love
your wife so much.
Hello.
Hey, darlin'.
How'd you do?
Three for four and a homerun
to win it in the ninth.
Oh, that's great.
I've got some good news too.
- What?
- Surprise.
- Tell me.
- Unh-uh.
You gotta come home
to find out.
I'll be there in a flash.
Love ya.
I love you too.
Bye.
Jesus Christ!
Ah!
Brent?
You're gonna be okay.
Honey, Dr. Bregman is here
and he needs to talk to you.
Are you feeling up to it?
Good morning, Brent.
Now, let me guess, Doc.
Heh, I got a concussion and--
Yeah, your putting me
on the three-day disabled list.
Brent, I'm sorry to tell you this,
but it's much worse than that.
I'm afraid you've lost
your right eye.
But I'm a baseball player.
It's the eye I use...
to see the God damn ball.
Oh, Honey.
No!
Dr. Watkins, Dr. Watkins.
Brent.
This is Dr. Lang.
He'd like to speak with you.
What about?
I've spent the last ten years
of my life developing a method
to transplant an entire eye.
Now, it's never been done
or even tried.
Unfortunately, I'm pretty much alone
in that opinion.
Let's say I'm skeptical.
I could play again?
Yeah, if it works.
Well, what if it doesn't?
Well, if the eye dies,
we'll just have to remove it
and you and I are back
to square one.
When can we do it?
Well, I'd prefer
to do it right away.
I-- I just received
Oh, I-- I know that sounds
a bit gruesome.
But, uh, it's an excellent match
for your size.
It is a brown eye, but we can use
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