Bodysnatch Page #2
- Year:
- 2018
- 81 min
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All righty, here we go!
[laughs]
[Steve] Oh, sh*t!
Whoa!
[Marcus laughing]
[laughs] Whoo!
Here we go, boys!
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucka!
[Jeremy] Hell, yeah! That's
what I'm talkin' about.
Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!
Whoo! [laughing]
Oh-ho!
- Holy sh*t!
- Sh*t!
- Here you are. [laughs]
- Aaah!
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Get the Taser!
Get the Taser!
- Taser!
- Are you sure that's the Taser?
Yeah, bro. This is
what they look like now.
Can't hold him much longer!
Come here.
I don't know, man.
Pull the trigger.
Aaah!
[Marcus] Pull the trigger,
you p*ssy! Come on!
[gunshot]
Aah! Aah!
Oh, sh...
[groaning]
[Marcus]
You shot him.
- No, no, no. I got the Taser.
- You shot him.
You said the black box.
I got the Taser.
That's what you said!
- I said get the Taser, not the gun!
- That's what I got!
I said get the Taser!
Not the gun!
You shot him!
No, no, no. I was...
Marcus, I swear,
I was just following
your orders.
Stand right here.
Stand right here.
- No, no!
- No! You told me!
- Oh ho!
Look at the camera!
Look at the camera.
Repeat after me.
I, Jeremy Alan.
I, Jeremy Alan...
Am on Candid
freakin' Camera!
- [laughing]
- [Jeremy] What?!
[Marcus and Bateman laughing]
A blood packet!
Are you serious?!
They're blanks!
Blanks!
[Bateman] I just saw the funniest
sh*t in the entire world.
You know what
wasn't funny, Bateman?
You hitting me in the face!
That wasn't in the script!
Improv! It just felt right
in the moment!
- [laughing]
- But good God, though.
Look at his face!
Look at... Look at!
[Bateman]
Oh, my... Oh, man!
Oh, it's so good.
It's so good!
[rock music playing]
[Siren]
All right,
mandatory pit-stop, fellas.
[siren stops]
All right,
let's get out of here.
Nah, man,
we're just getting started.
You want to stay after that?
Whatever, dude.
Just... just wait
until the sun goes down.
It's gonna be dope, man,
like the hood and sh*t.
We're gonna get
some golden footage.
We live in Indianapolis,
Jeremy.
There's not a hood here.
Come on, dude.
We never
just hang anymore.
- What are you gonna...
- All right!
All right!
Fine, but any more sh*t
like that and we leave.
Scout's honor.
All right. You looked like a
b*tch back there by the way.
- Hey. You would have been that way, too.
- I'm just saying.
- Just putting facts out there.
- I pulled out the Taser.
"Oh, man, it was the Taser,
it was the Taser."
You were sitting in the back
like a b*tch, too.
You didn't even
jump to the rescue.
They didn't
have me on camera.
Hey, man, don't spill.
I know it's Friday.
I was your age once.
Not too long ago,
you know.
Here you go.
- All right.
- Oh, yeah!
Let me get
one of these things.
What about me?
You know,
somebody's got to drive.
She's all yours.
You pulling my dick?
Hey,
no dick-pulling here.
She's all yours, cuz.
Be careful with her,
though, cuz, all right?
Yes!
[Steve] I... I knew it!
I knew it.
Chelsea Lyle did get a DUI.
She could plow
through a bus stop full of kids.
I'd gave her a warning
and my number.
Man.
I mean, is it the chin nub
that does it for you, Marcus?
Actually,
it's the giant tits.
[Steve]
You can't even see them.
Yeah, but you know
they're there.
Yeah, dude. She did
have some pretty big tits.
[laughing]
Who the hell are you,
some kind of like Don Juan?
You mean
you wouldn't hit that?
Maybe,
I have some standards.
Oh, you cannot have standards
when you're only into one girl.
Ooh... gossip.
[laughing]
What's her name?
What's her name?!
- Check this out.
- There isn't a name.
- Emma Harris.
- How you spell it?
- E-M-M-A.
- Jeremy, seriously!
- Cut it out! I'm serious!
- H-A-R-R-I-S.
Bam. Whoa!
She is smokin' hot.
And that's
her license pic.
Imagine what she looks
like in real life.
Man, please tell me
you are hittin' that.
- Nah. He wishes.
- Please.
She wanted some
from him so bad, though,
but this guy
was too stupid to see.
she was throwing herself at me.
She was, man,
and everybody knew it.
Why do you think
she kept inviting you
down to the lake house when
her parents weren't home?
Oh,
her parents weren't home?
Like, a lot, a lot.
over here
dickless to make a move.
Dude, you have
got to shave that sh*t.
[Steve] It's not true.
I was... I just didn't know
how to approach her.
I was trying
to be a gentleman.
By What?
Not giving the girl
what she wanted?
The gentlemanly thing
to do
is to say thank you
and to head downtown.
You mean like downtown?
Down-town.
Whoa! Listen, dude.
She may have
the holiest of holy,
but my donut-eater ain't going
nowhere near that honeypot.
I'm telling... Hey! Hey!
OK. Check this out.
You like it when girls
go down on you, right?
Dude, I love that sh*t.
Well, so do they, man.
I'm telling you,
it's the 21st century.
Chicks are just dudes
with tits these days.
I can kind of hear
what you're selling.
All right, all right.
But all the rug munching
in the world
ain't going to help you
with Emma now, bro.
What's that supposed
to mean, Jeremy?
Do you think she's
out of my league?
She's always been
out of your league, dude.
But that's not it,
man.
I'm telling you, Emma is definitely
not the girl you used to know.
No, I know that.
I've seen her Facebook page.
She's got the nose ring
going, and the new look.
And I'm diggin' it.
Of course you are.
It's hot. I know.
But when beautiful girls
like that have a nose ring,
it's for a reason, man.
What the hell does
that mean?
It means she's feisty.
More like she'd eat Steve up
and spit him out.
I'd love to see that.
I would love to see that.
She would not eat me up.
- [Jeremy] Yes, she would.
- I'd eat her up,
'cause I'm a wild tiger!
And I'd go ranngrrrr!
Don't ever say that
in this car again.
Ever. Like, in life.
[sighs]
OK, bigshot.
Let's see if she's home.
All right. Pimpmobile 86
coming in hot!
Hold on, no,
we don't have to do that.
- Uh...
- [siren whoops]
Uh, guys, guys.
We don't have to do that.
- [Jeremy] Oh, come on!
- [Marcus laughs]
[vibrating vocalization]
[siren whoops]
Emma Harris.
Come out with your hands up!
- [groaning] Emma!
- Come here!
Shut up.
- Shut up.
- Get off of me.
Jeremy, what...
Steve? Steve Marra?
The prodigal son returns.
I haven't seen you
since you left Indy
and became
too good for us.
Come here.
Uh, what's that?
It's a ride along.
Lieutenant Officer Marcus
Wilder at your service.
But you,
you can call me Marcus.
Or you can call me
Thundereagle.
That's my call sign.
Awesome.
It's nice to meet you,
Marcus. I'm Emma.
Emma. Emma.
Wow.
I've never seen a cop car
look like this.
Oh, it's a special edition
pursuit-rated vehicle.
It's built for hunting
the baddest on the road.
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