Boi Page #6

Squidward:

We're out of Krabby Patties right now!

Patrick:

(stepping out slowly) No Krabby Patties? No!

(He turns himself into a post-apocalyptic version of himself)

(EXT. BIKINI BOTTOM — DAY. SpongeBob peered through the bubble as it flew over his hometown)

SpongeBob:

Look what's become of Bikini Bottom. We've really gotta get that formula back.

Plankton:

Hmm. Get the secret formula, you say? Excuse me, I need a moment.

(He turned away from SpongeBob and talked to himself)

Plankton:

With that formula, I could rule the world! (LAUGHING EVILLY) (CLEARS THROAT)

(Then he turned back to SpongeBob)

SpongeBob:

You know I can hear you, right?

Plankton:

Well, what do we do now?

SpongeBob:

Now we work together. You know, teamwork.

(Plankton looked as though he had absolutely no idea what SpongeBob was talking about)

Plankton:

What's, uh, 'tee-am work"?

(SpongeBob gently corrected him)

SpongeBob:

No, Plankton, teamwork.

Plankton:

Tee-am work.

SpongeBob:

Teamwork.

Plankton:

Tie-'em work.

SpongeBob:

Teamwork.

Plankton:

Tie 'em up!

(SpongeBob sighed)

SpongeBob:

Say "team," like a sports...

Plankton:

Team.

SpongeBob:

Team. Now say "work."

Plankton:

Work.

SpongeBob:

Put them together. What do you got?

Plankton:

Time bomb work.

SpongeBob:

Getting better!

(EXT. TREE DOME — DAY. Sandy sat down to watch TV and eat a Krabby Patty she'd been saving. An anchorman came on the screen)

News Anchor:

(On TV) Now, Bikini Bottom Action News!

(Sandy heard a strange noise above her. She looked up and saw Patrick stuck to the outside of her tree dome, staring at her Krabby Patty and drooling)

Sandy:

(GASPS) Oh, hey, Patrick!

(Patrick had his tongue stuck to the dome's glass)

Patrick:

Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty! (WHIMPERS)

(When Sandy started to take a bite, Patrick pulled his tongue off the glass)

Patrick:

Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby... (WHIMPERS)

(Sandy tried to take a bite of her sandwich each time)

Patrick:

Krabby Patty, Krabby... (WHIMPERS) Krabby Patty... (WHIMPERS) Krabby... (WHIMPERS)

(Finally, she shoved the whole Krabby Patty into her mouth at once. Patrick screamed, slid off the glass, and wondered away miserably)

Patrick:

Krabby! (SOBBING) Come on, tummy, it's gonna be a long day.

(On the TV)

NEWS ANCHOR:

We interrupt your regular program for an important news bulletin.

(Reporter PERCH PERKINS appeared on the screen holding a microphone)

Perch Perkins:

Perch Perkins reporting live from downtown Bikini (YELPS) (ducking as a boatmobile flew by his head) Bottom. Complete chaos here today as our town attempts to deal with a sudden and complete shortage of Krabby Patties. Whoa! (ducking again to avoid a metal trash can) Events here have this reporter wondering, what is the secret ingredient in Krabby Patties anyway? (SCREAMING) (runs away)

(An angry fish ran up, waving a metal pipe)

Angry Fish:

It's love! The secret ingredient is love!

(The angry fish swung his pipe at the camera, and Sandy's TV screen went blank)

Sandy:

(GASPS) No more Krabby Patties? If I'd have known that, I'd have chewed it slower.

(Suddenly, the inside of the tree dome went dark. Sandy looked up and saw a huge shadow covering the curved glass)

Sandy:

Huh? What the corndog is that?

(The page from Burger Beard's book with THE END written on it had drifted down and landed on Sandy's tree dome)

(EXT. BIKINI BOTTOM — DAY. Up in their bubble, SpongeBob was still trying to teach Plankton about teamwork)

SpongeBob:

Come on Plankton, it's easy! It means, I help you, you help me, and when we accomplish our goal, then we do hands in the middle.

Plankton:

Hands in the middle? No, no. Sounds idiotic.

(He looked down through the bubble to the town below)

Plankton:

Beside, the two of us are no match for that cranky mob!

(Down in Bikini Bottom, the angry horde was destroying a doughnut shop. They pushed on the side of the building until it tipped over and burst into flames. Doughnuts flew everywhere. People from the mob frantically gathered up doughnuts and carried them off, laughing hysterically, madness in their eyes)

Plankton:

We could probably use a few more tee-am works.

(SpongeBob brightened)

SpongeBob:

That's exactly what I was thinking!

(He pulled a pin out of his pocket)

Plankton:

Wait, what are you doing?

(SpongeBob jammed the pin into the bubble. POP! He and Plankton plummeted through the air with Plankton screaming all the way!)

(EXT. BIKINI BOTTOM — DAY. WHUMP! SpongeBob and Plankton landed right next to Squidward's house. Plankton groaned, lying on the ground. SpongeBob quickly got to his feet and looked around)

(What he saw surprised him)

(Patrick was sitting on top of his house, banging his face against the rock. But instead of his usual shorts, he was wearing a futuristic-looking leather outfit)

(Patrick was doing face-bangs)

PATRICK:

I need Krabby Patties!

SpongeBob:

Patrick, what are you doing?

(Patrick stopped banging his face against his house and looked over at SpongeBob and Plankton)

Patrick:

Krabby Patties! Vandalizing stuff.

Plankton:

Isn't that your house?

Patrick:

Hey, what's with all the questions? Who are you guys?

(SpongeBob couldn't believe Patrick had asked. They hadn't been up in the bubble that long. What was wrong with Patrick?)

SpongeBob:

It's me, your best friend! SpongeBob?

(Patrick looked skeptical)

Patrick:

Oh, yeah? Well, if you're SpongeBob, then what's the secret password?

(At the same time, SpongeBob and Plankton said:)

BOTH:

Uh...

Patrick:

Correct! It is you! SpongeBob!

(Patrick jumped off his rock and landed on SpongeBob. BLOMP!)

Patrick:

SpongeBob.

SpongeBob:

Patrick!

Patrick:

SpongeBob! Why aren't you at The Krusty Krab making Krabby Patties?

(Patrick sat down, right on top of Plankton)

SpongeBob:

Well, I'd love to, but the formula's gone.

Patrick:

Yeah, Mr. Krabs says you and Plankton took it.

SpongeBob:

No, that's not what happened. It just disappeared. We're putting a team together to find it.

Patrick:

A team? Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

(Patrick jumped up to give SpongeBob a big bear hug)

SpongeBob:

(grinning) Okay, Patrick, you're in.

PLANKTON:

I don't know, SpongeBob.

(Plankton popped out of the sand)

Plankton:

What exactly does this clown bring to the tee-am?

SpongeBob:

He brings loyalty, Plankton. Loyalty. Isn't that right, Patrick?

Patrick:

Yeah, yeah, loyalty.

(Then suddenly...)

Patrick:

I've got SpongeBob! He's over here! (started making alarm sounds) (IMITATES ALARM)

(Mr. Krabs had heard Patrick's alarm)

Krabs:

Let's go get him!

(Plankton started to run)

Plankton:

Come on, SpongeBob, let's get out of here!

SpongeBob:

Patrick!

(Patrick threw SpongeBob right on top of Plankton and then sat on them both, still making alarm sounds)

Patrick:

(CONTINUES IMITATING ALARM)

SpongeBob:

Patrick, why are you doing this?

Patrick:

Because I need... Krabby... Patties!

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