Bong of the Dead

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People who eat each other? / i

Zombies, how old do they think we are? / i

What next? / i

idea of ??running zombies / i

around and eat each other ... / i

I do not believe it. / i

You can not make me believe it. / i

Trust me. It will soon be over. / I

Trust me. / i

PEOPLE eat each other!

GOVERNMENT CREATES

RISK ZONES:

KEEP UP WITH killing zombies

What the hell is that,

I face?

I am so skewed,

I can not feel my legs.

- What?

- That's right.

Give me it.

This is strong stuff.

How did you do it?

Let me demonstrate.

Tommy, look at this.

Do you remember that guy that we

caught a couple of months ago?

He was a third death.

With worms and everything in the face.

- Yes, damn, Jimmy the Greek.

- What then?

Have you must him to green sauce

and stuffed him into a f***ing glass?

It's a little more

scientific than that.

First I took his brain

and dried it.

So I painted it to powder

and added a little H 2 O -

- And Simsalabim, green sauce,

as you call it.

And then I stuffed him

into the tube. Cool, huh?

What the f***!

If you become so skewed

of smoking it ...

How's it going so if you drink

It? It is like drinking bong-water.

How skewed will you be?

- Are you saying that you drink bongvandet?

- Just as warped as I can be.

So it's not so strange,

I always fill up with more water.

Demeans it, without trying

it. I am proof that it works.

- It is not for us to drink it.

- What will you use it for?

Shut up when I'm talking.

Let me show you.

See here.

First you plant the seed ...

... And water it with your regular ...

... Tap water.

Want a sip?

So ... Are you ready?

Come on.

Green sauce.

- I can not see anything.

- Just wait a little.

Wait just a minute.

Wait just a minute.

- To hell then.

- That's right.

Do you know what this means?

This means that you have invented ...

... Some kind of f***ed-up

Zombie fertilizer ...

... To breed monster grass.

- That's right.

How much do we have left?

- Not much.

- How much is it?

It was the last.

- What does it mean?

- That we do not have more.

Why did you show me it?

I do not know.

I just thought that it was too wild.

How often do we see a marijuana plant

emerge in a few seconds.

It happens once in a lifetime.

We still have

grass enough for a whole month.

Afterwards, the other plants ready.

We just have to steer us a little.

Cutting down on the daily consumption.

We solve it. That is exactly what

I was talking about.

We need to roll some smaller joints.

F*** you!

Satan!

No, no, no.

- For into the hollow hell then.

- We only have that back.

We must have smoked it

without having discovered it!

I told you

that we should steer us.

Wait. We still have ...

... The last plant.

No, we have not. See.

What the hell.

Wait ... I have an idea.

I made it by wiping

a single carnivorous pig brain.

Imagine what I can do,

if we have more.

Do you remember when the army was here?

They gave us a map of the

zombie-free zones?

The blue areas are zombie-free zones.

On the other hand ...

In the red areas abound

still with zombies.

We are here. By car

the nearest area ...

... There.

Risk Zone?

We can die.

Yes, and we also die

if we do not obtain any grass.

When do we leave?

I'm just f***ing. We meet here

about 20 minutes. So off we go.

- Shotgun!

- Come on. We are only two.

- Dude.

- Jump into.

- On. / I

- Now it's your turn. / I

- Hell, Tommy.

- What?

F***!

I thought you were a zombie.

- You must have sh*t your pants.

- F*** you.

- I almost got heart attack.

- You should have seen yourself.

What the f***.

You little idiot.

A**hole.

If you f*** with me again ...

What the f*** ...

Come on!

It is all the

bong water you have drunk.

For f***'s sake!

I'll distract him while you

ran to the car and get some ...

... To kill him. One, two ...

Sh*t, keys!

- What the hell are you doing?

- I lost the keys.

Move, move, move.

Move the foot.

He is in my hand. Get him away.

Come on.

I can not hold him forever.

Hurry!

Sorry.

The unnatural

The first number.

Absolutely incredible.

What is it that you face?

Is it a good cartoon?

You never told your best friend,

you have the first number.

Do you know that it was printed in 1963

and cost 10 cents.

I could buy 50 of them if it was!

Yes, I know.

And now it's $ 40,000 worth.

It is in good condition, no marks. The

increase well automatically value l5%.

I also have "Super Chimp" 1-9.

The one where he reconciled with

his evil twin? That's not true!

What the f***?

Sitting In good?

It seems that I met one of my

men and smashed shell at him.

Shame on you.

Be careful, you idiot.

Let's get down to business.

Which one of you idiots

should take his place?

Wake up now, damn it!

There must have been a misunderstanding.

We were heading towards Freedom Town,

as a f***ing disgusting zombie -

- Decided to attack us.

We are survivors just like you.

That's it!

God, my brain hurts.

I assume that you are too stupid to

to recognize me on my voice ...

- Oh, my god.

- What's going on?

Surprised?

You may have just never

seen someone like me talk before.

Well, let me explain.

I, Alex Montgomery Dickens III ...

... Have decided to go

to retaliate against the living ...

... For the torture, death and torture

I have caused me and mine.

I will gather an army.

An army of the undead.

Let your eyes enjoy the sight of my army.

You call that an army?

Grandpa over there puts a

undead sh*t in his pants.

There is a farm without eyes.

How does he know where he should go?

You, Mr Rotten have no f***ing army.

You can not even keep order in your

socks! How would you manage an army?

My buddy says you ...

... Paired with servant without eyes,

and that you're his b*tch.

Have you gone mad?

- Look, Mr

My partner is a chronic hashoman.

His brain has obviously been damaged.

- That I never said that.

- So do not you?

Shut up! Shut up, both of you.

Kill them both,

but do not destroy brains.

I'm trying to recruit people,

and even the two flap hats can be used.

No, what are you doing?

Not me, you idiot!

It was damn!

It's time to move on.

- I could not agree more.

- Help me with chains.

It was pretty wild.

Thank you for saving us.

- How did you do it?

- What are you talking about?

You teased him until

his brain exploded.

It was not meant to be.

I tried to get him to beat you

to death. Once you became a zombie -

- Would have saved me

and killed him.

The plan worked until him the

blind gave short shrift.

- Was that your plan?

- Yes, as simple as possible.

What was your role in it?

It was my idea.

Are you coming or what?

Hello?

- Are there any?

- The pump works.

So fill up the tank.

- Look at all these things.

- Is there anything good in a while?

I find that out.

Push.

I would not make it there,

if I were you.

- Relax, it's okay.

- No, it is not.

It's okay.

- Take it easy.

- Shut up and get your hands up.

- Oh sh*t, you sound just like ...

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