Bong of the Dead Page #2

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- Shut up.

It's okay. We come in peace.

Do not worry, mate. We come in peace.

We are survivors, just like you.

Add the weapon, so we can talk

about it like civilized ...

- What the hell! Take it easy!

- What are you doing here?

- We are on the way to ...

- Freedom Town ...

... To find the other survivors.

We heard about it on the radio,

and then we would just check it out.

Will not you quit.

Make sure that he shut up.

- Come on, shut up.

- Enough is enough.

You make me laugh.

Let me go.

- You're a really hot chick.

- Excuse me?

It is she then. Look at her.

Do you want the "hot"? Maybe I should

poke it here so far up your ass ...

... You'll sh*t hail rest of their lives.

Is not "hot"?

Not at all.

It sounds extremely painful.

I ask the question again.

What are you doing here and why do you think

that you can steal my gas?

Listen, lady.

We have traveled a long distance.

We were also taken hostage by

an old, crazy zombie -

- Who had an army,

so that he could conquer the world.

- But the army consisted of three guys.

- It was actually four.

- Fire?

- I killed him there outside.

- There splattered blood all over the place ...

- And I was put in chains ...

That's it!

I'm sorry I asked.

- What are you and messing with here?

- None of your business.

Jump into your bucket and get out,

before I make you into zombies.

It's okay. I'm leaving. We're out.

Remember the fresh guy.

We must further. That Girl has completely

Clearly vaginal problems.

- I have vaginal problems.

- Shut up.

F***!

- What's wrong?

- It will not start.

Come on, you old bucket.

Damn it.

Open the hood.

- You will be there.

- Okay. For crying out loud.

Madman.

I'm in love with chick.

She's a peach.

Can not you shut up!

You almost got me killed again.

Back this and shut up.

More smoke, less talk.

Maybe it's the first time / i

you hear me ... / i

I say it is again, as I / i

've said it a hundred times before ... / i

I'm Mik and I speak on behalf of / i

other survivors in Freedom Town. / i

We are a society in. .. / i

It is secluded at / i

New Mexico in Rosewell. / i

We are trying to reach everyone out there, / i

who can understand us ... / i

... who will be with ... / i

if only you are not redhead. / i

I'm sorry but redheads / i

can not be with. / i

But if you have a vehicle ... / i

- Here's the problem.

- Why is it always me?

I will probably not running any

places in the old bucket today.

Really ... I'm really worried.

The problem is not it,

you hold in your hand.

It's not the only problem.

The engine is dead.

F***!

Gun, what do we do now?

It can not be true!

Look at this place!

This is ...

It can not be. It works.

Beware! Do not touch my stuff.

I mean it. I have a couple of days,

and then you must take on.

I can not afford to house a few

vagrants. Do not feel for the home.

Okay, that's fine. We're leaving so

Once the car is repaired.

We promise. - Or what?

- What are you doing? I won after all.

- No, you did not.

Listen! We proceed as follows.

I sleep on the couch. Sleeping bags

Located in the closet by the stairs.

I sleep upstairs. It is prohibited

area, have no good ideas.

If I hear so much as a footstep,

I shoot head of you.

Is that clear?

I love it here ...

- It's great, I said.

Well, it meant I will.

The toilet is in the back.

There is no running water.

However, there are a flashlight.

Use it, for there

is no electricity out there.

The generator is turned off every night

to save fuel.

The meter should be checked

every four hours.

If there is not enough fuel ...

... So you know well already,

where you can find it?

Questions?

- What is it?

- What is your name?

Leah. Leah Kroaker.

Leah ... I like it.

I'm Tommy and this is Edwin.

Nice to meet you, Leah Kroaker.

Yes, if you say so.

I can still see you.

- What the hell are you doing?

- I could not sleep?

Okay, and so you meant that you had to go

crazy in my bar. In addition, half-naked.

It is not,

what it seems to be.

Why have you

an open bottle in your hand?

Do you remember that you said that

no running water.

I've already drunk ...

emptied my bong water.

So I thought,

that vodka would work.

So I stuffed vodka in it.

I thought,

I could hold my own party.

- In smoking shown some grass?

- Do not you know?

Forget I asked.

- Does it work?

- I have not tried yet.

Would you turn it on?

Here you go.

- How do I?

- Start by turning it over.

It looks a bit like a black cock ...

Excuse me.

You hold it like this, and then take

we have a little of this heavenly plant.

We thank the ground. We stop the

in this and take the lighter.

Ready? Sucked in now.

Can you hear bubble sounds?

Sucked in. Keep going.

And ... breathe out.

What a bonfire. Come on.

I can not feel anything.

This is it ...

Wow, that's ...

- How does it feel?

- My eyes watering.

It is as if one is crying of joy.

Check it here.

It's like summer in the backyard.

Now we bumped into each other.

- Here you go. Kraniebongen.

- Okay, so we party.

He should be crowned.

There goes no oxygen inside.

Hey, there she fell.

- Who wants shots?

- You are insane.

First you shoot the heads off,

and now you want to drink with us.

- Would you like something or not?

- Yes, I want some.

When the meteor struck,

we had no idea what was going on.

They appeared out of nowhere.

First thought we would

go down in the course of a few days.

Writing papers,

that everything was under control.

Since then they stopped

to write something.

What once was the sound of

playing children, was now just a memory.

The eerie sound of silence had

never been so deafening.

TV channels stopped sending.

The radio was silent.

Suddenly everything was quiet.

Then came the beings up.

People ate each other like wild animals ...

in the street.

When the screams stopped, the only thing

that was left, the stench of death.

It was not long,

before the infection hit us.

It started with my parents.

Father was the first to be infected.

I actually do not know

how it happened.

Then it was my mother's turn ...

... And my little sister.

I found her sitting

in a corner of the garage.

She was only eleven years.

I was ready when they came after me.

I took care of them all.

Are you okay?

Yes.

I'm just tired.

See you tomorrow.

You should also get some sleep.

We have lots of work ahead of us,

if you want to Freedom Town.

- This sucks.

- Think that she killed her own family.

It's not that.

We have no more weed.

You're an idiot. We'll fix it soon.

Now get some sleep.

Should I spooning all day,

or do you stand up and help?

Get some clothes on and meet me in

workshop in five minutes.

Now!

- Have you mastered it?

- No, the generator has been passed.

I probably have one lying somewhere.

- It's too wild.

- What are you doing?

- Be careful with it.

- I destroy it.

Become nearby

so I can keep an eye on you.

- Do we agree? I mean it.

- I will.

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