Boo! A Madea Halloween

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Listen up, pledges!

This frat's Halloween parties

have always been epic.

Epic!

And this year will be no exception.

My reputation is on the line.

So if I fail, you all fail.

And we all know that Jonathan

doesn't fail, right?

- Right!

- Got it?

Got it.

You see? Now this is why I know

that tonight's gonna be epic, fellas.

Would somebody wake him up?

- Horse, hey.

- Wake up!

The Horse is always up, man.

Bean Boy.

Tell your president what today is.

It's Halloween time, sir!

And why is Halloween so important

to this frat's reputation, Bean?

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe we have the longest tradition

of throwing the best

Halloween parties ever, sir.

And what will be your contribution be

to make sure that tonight

is the best party ever?

I've been recruiting

some of the best talent on campus.

This is pledgee Cummings.

Studies film makeup, sir.

Best in my class.

How's it going, man... Sir?

And I found this guy.

Pledgee Mond...

Mondon!

Mondon! Oh.

This is pledge Mondon, everyone.

- Whoa.

- Weird name, cool guy.

This guy can hack into anything.

I mean, anything.

- Nice.

- K? Remember last year?

When he hacked into the Beta Sorority?

- Yes! Yes!

- Into the webcams?

I remember that.

- I remember that.

- Yeah!

Very illegal, kind of creepy.

But very fun, nonetheless.

Dude, can we do that again?

I was so happy.

Breathe. Take a breath.

That's why I got him.

And, sir, this is pledgee

Wells and Dimps,

and they are very special.

Pledgees, show them.

All right!

Ladies alert! Ladies alert!

- Oh, that's them. That's them.

- Ladies alert!

These are college guys.

- Ladies!

- What up, boys?

- Damn.

- Hi.

Hey. I'm Renaldo,

but my friends call me Horse

- I'm Rain, and this is my friend.

- Leah.

I'm Tiffany.

- My name's Aday.

- I'm Jonathan,

the El Presidente

of this here fraterni-tay.

Well, what's up with you ladies?

You are now staring

at Upsilon Theta's finest.

You girls go to school here?

- No. No.

- No.

- No, we go to St. Mary's.

- Oh, that's what's up.

St. Mary's, that's

an all-girl college, right?

So y'all probably never seen

a dude before in real life.

This right here,

this is what a dude looks like.

All right, look.

We're having a Halloween party tonight,

- and it's gonna be...

- Epic!

- Oh, well...

- Epic.

Um...

Concussion.

So why don't

you ladies come on by

and be Jonathan's special guest?

What time?

The party starts at 10:00,

so come when you like.

- Oh, I don't know about...

- We'll see you tonight.

Give me your phone.

I'll put my number in.

Tiffany, there's your dad.

Chill out. Chill.

- Rain, Leah, Aday...

- Hi.

- Hi, Mr. Simmons.

- So hot.

Daddy issues.

Tiffany, what's going on?

Hey, Old Man River,

ain't you got some pigeons

to feed or something? Take a hike.

I'm sorry. Old Man River?

Who you talking to, son?

Who you talking to?

Do you see your grandpa here?

Have you looked in the mirror, son?

You're in college

and you look like you're 67, okay?

- Bring it. You bring it.

- Dino...

- I want you to bring it so badly.

- Dino.

I will whoop your ass.

You understand that?

I will whoop your ass.

Dad, he's pretty big.

He is the star lineman on the team.

Pfft! Look at me.

- I play...

- Tennis.

In high school, 30 years ago.

Chill out, pops. It's cool.

Who are you? Thor?

Did Thor just...

What the hell are you telling me,

"Chill out, pops"?

You don't tell me to chill out, okay?

That's my daughter, son.

Son, Fabio, whatever.

Nobody's talking to you.

Go somewhere, grow your hair

and stay out of this, okay?

Sir, I'll take

care of them, okay?

Back to the frat house.

You see?

It won't happen again, sir.

I'm so sorry. Bye, girls.

Tiffany,

how many times have I told you

not to walk past this frat house?

Well, we were just

walking by, Mr. Simmons,

and they stopped us.

- It's not our fault.

- We didn't do anything.

You're coming home.

Get in the car.

No. No, no, no, no, guys.

There's no room in there

for all of us.

The house is right there.

We're just gonna walk.

Tiffany, get in the car.

It's right there. We can walk.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

- Bye, Mr. Simmons.

- Bye!

He seems angry.

She never listens to you.

So you know my mom used to

teach theater in school, right?

So I have all these

really cool costumes in the attic.

We're gonna come up with something

so hot for the party tonight.

- Hot?

- Do you know your dad?

He's not gonna let you go.

Just let me deal with that, okay?

Just meet me here at 10:00

and we can figure it out from there.

- Okay.

- I don't know.

She's coming. You're coming.

I am so excited.

I know, this is gonna be so wild.

- Bye, girls!

- Bye!

Oh, Lord.

I don't know about this.

You're coming. Come on.

We gotta figure out

what we're gonna wear.

- Ohh!

- Gonna be so fun!

There's gonna be

boys there. I don't like that.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Not so fast. Not so fast.

Listen to me.

How many times do I have to tell you?

Do not walk past that frat house.

You're out there,

you're talking to those guys.

They are college kids.

You're 17 years old, you're not

supposed to be talking to them.

Do you understand me?

And what do you have on? What is this?

Tiffany, I'm gonna tell you

one more time.

Do not take your uniform off

until you get into this house.

Are we clear?

Leah and Rain's mom lets them do it.

I am not Leah or Rain's parent.

I am your parent.

Do you understand?

And what I tell you,

you have to learn to listen to.

I don't want you to do it.

Okay, then buy me a car

so I won't have to

walk past the frat house.

Do you hear yourself?

I'm not buying you a car.

That makes no sense to me.

I'm not buying you a car.

- You have to finish school...

- Finish school. I... Yeah...

- Do not mock me.

- Do not mock me.

- Tiffany! Stop!

- Tiffany! Stop!

Stop... You...

Then stop talking.

I'm an adult, I can say

what I wanna say in this house.

Do you understand?

I can say what I wanna say

and what I'm telling you

right now is this.

You have to watch out

for those college kids.

Those boys want one thing...

Um, one thing

and what's that thing?

The thing is for somebody

to pay their student loans.

Now go upstairs and finish your...

Do something and get packed.

Okay, Dad, sure.

But I know you're not talking

about student loans.

Go get packed.

Packed?

Where is he going?

He and you, you're both

going to your mom's.

I have work to do, so you

and your brother are going.

She's coming to pick you up.

I'm 17, I do not

have to go to my mom's.

I am not leaving you

in this house on Halloween.

I don't care if you're 17,

you're not staying here alone.

Okay, well then

Aday can stay with me.

How about that?

- I will?

- Yes, you will.

Oh, actually, my parents wouldn't mind

me staying here for Halloween.

- We don't celebrate it anyways.

- My dad...

Well, I think he'd actually

be okay with it, actually,

because every Halloween,

we just go to church.

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