Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

(Screaming) Josh!

I'm Kurt Loderwith MTV news.

The Film is The BlairWitch Project.

One ofthe scariestFilms

of alltime...

- I was terrified.

- Oh, it scared me to death...

armed with a 16mm camera

and a video camcorder

head into the Black Hills forests

of Maryland

to make a movie

about a legendary witch

.. and they're never heard from again

There's no doubt about

the box-office success.

What's not clear

is whetherthe legend is true.

Fans are not only flocking

to the multiplex,

People have started coming

to Burkittsville

as if itwere Charles Manson's

The Spahn Ranch,

or Ed Gein the serial Killer's house,

to visit a haunted place.

'Burkittsville isn't a haunted place.

'it's a place that a fictional movie

was set in. '

I wasn't able to see the movei

when it came out, because I was...

in the hospital.

But as soon as they let me out,

I was atthe movie theatre

seventeen times in a rom.

The web-site sold me.

The web-site, you know...

has allthese police photos,

and official police things,

all this information,

you really believe it.

Our stick men sold so well

on the internet

that we started selling them

in the yard.

Somebody came by to buy them

and they wanted rocks.

So we got rocks

out of my rock garden,

but I didn't want to get rid of them

so he offered me $10

after he started booting it up more.

His wife really wanted them,

so we sold them to him.

We sold some on the internet

but not many.

It costs too much to ship a rock.

Everybody that comes is like this.

I'm so used to being videoed.

I make sure, if I go to my car,

or to get the paper,

that I at least have full makeup on,

and a great night-gown.

I wish that they'd used

a fictitious town,

and possibly thought ahead

toward what type

of repercussions could come

from using the word documentary

in their advertising,

and on their web-site.

Get out of these woods, and go home!

There was no goddamn Blair Witch!

You know, there are a lot of

naysayers who come and say nay,

but then there is supporters who

come up to my town, come up to me.

They run up to me, they stop...

Hey, Selena!

They come over to me, they hug me,

and say, "Dude, I know it's real,"

and they squeeze me, and I say,

"I know it's real, too,"

and we have a bond.

I say, "I know, and they go,

I know, man," and I go, "I know".

(Screaming)

You think you're a wise ass?

I didn't do anything wrong!

(Yelling)

Enough!

# And I'm a black rainbow

and I'm ape of God

# I got a face that's made

for violence upon

# I'm a teen distortion,

survived abortion

# A rebel from the waist down

# Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

# Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

# I wanna thank you, Mom

I wanna thank you, Dad

# For bringing this f***in' world

to an end

# I never really hated a one true god

# But the god of the people I hated

# You say you wanted evolution

# The ape was a great big hit

# You say you want a revolution, man

# And I say that you're full of sh*t

# We're disposable teens

we're disposable teens

# We're disposable teens

we're disposable

# We're disposable teens

we're disposable teens

# We're disposable teens

we're disposable

# You say you wanted evolution

# The ape was a great big hit

# You say you want a revolution, man

# And I say that you're full of sh*t

# Yeah, yeah, yeah!

# Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

# Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah... #

(Music fades)

They found blood in the van.

# Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! #

(Woman) Could you turn that down?

(Man) I'm just trying to set the mood

for the mission.

That's sweet,

but I feel like I'm gonna toss.

- She's been feeling queasy.

- No need to explain.

Your comfort is my concern.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it

for Stephen Ryan Parker,

who has three names,

so he must be from Boston.

Apparently he's here researching

a book with his girlfriend.

- The book's title is...

- Blair Witch History Or Hysteria.

Hysteria Or History.

Why is it you guys can't get on

the same page about the witch?

We've always been misunderstood.

We embrace nature, not evil.

Thank you, Erica.

(Erica laughing)

Not only a hottie, but a real witch!

Blessed be.

Wiccan... Wicc it good. (Laughing)

(Stephen) Wait,

why are we slowing down?

This is where your other tour mate

wants to meet. She's a little weird.

She thinks she's psychic

or some sh*t.

- When did you last talk to her?

- E-mail, two days ago.

- Are you sure she'll be here?

- Yeah.

- Kim!

- Kim?

Yo.

Is that her?

Kim?

- Yeah.

- I'm Jeff.

I figured.

- What are you doing there?

- Trying to find the energy.

Inside the grave?

To stand up. I'm exhausted.

I've been on the road two days.

- Want a hand?

- I want amphetamines.

Weed is what I've got,

beer I'm gonna get.

Both - now.

(Jeff) That's right, friends.

For two luxurious days and nights,

my friends, you will walk the same

path the witch herself once walked,

sleep on the same soil where

her victims' blood was spilled.

Possibly losing your own souls

in the process.

I want to thank you all

for coming on the inaugural tour

of the Blair Witch-Hunt.

- Inaugural?

- You've never done this?

- Never.

- That's not what your web-site said.

"Over 10,000 satisfied customers. "

No, that's my web-store.

Stick men, t-shirts,

official Blair dirt.

Tours?

We're all virgins on this bus!

# Hang on

# I lost control

# Anyway

# I lost control

# Anyway... #

Here? You drove by a huge Safeway

two miles back.

That was in Burkittsville. I don't

shop there. I don't even piss there.

(Kim) Hell of a town you got here.

What century are they living in?

The gene pool's

a little shallow here.

Dive in,

you'll crack your skull open.

(Jeff) OK.

- Where are we going first?

- The ruins of Rustin Parr's house.

(Erica) That guy who heard

the voices to kill, right?

(Jeff) Yeah, seven little kids.

(Kim) I hear voices all the time.

(Cracking)

Do we need all this sh*t

for a walk in the woods?

The Blair Witch-Hunt

provides all amenities

while you risk certain death

and dismemberment.

- Give it up.

- What's with all this camera stuff?

To record all occult phenomena

that may manifest itself

in the course of the tour.

Damn, you're really running

Bullshit Central, aren't you?

If you don't believe in the witch,

why the hell did you bother to come?

I thought the movie was cool.

How much further?

- Couple more miles.

- Jesus!

- So how far along are you?

- What do you mean?

The baby. How many weeks?

- Six.

- You don't want to keep it, do you?

No.

- But Stephen wants the baby.

- Yes. How do you know?

I don't know.

- What are you gonna do?

- I don't know.

(Jeff) Welcome to the Parr ruins,

ladies and gentlemen.

It's supposed to be

where they found Heather's footage.

(Tristen) These markings

are incredible.

(Erica) Ancient witches' alphabet.

(Stephen) Looks like recent graffiti.

(Tristen) They're so realistic.

It's a little scary.

Actually, some of these symbols

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